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257696  Robespierre: Especially if it's raining

257696  grizzly: Public masturbation.

257652  Robespierre: @Mr. Butt Uh, no.

257686  kazzy94: Lucas films presents....

257652  Mr. Butt: @Robespierre Classmate of mine runs a Facebook page called The Real American Dadass, if that's your thing.

257670  Mr. Butt: Anyone watch the Game Grumps episode from a couple days ago where they just looked at old Sonic comics? Highly recommended, they're weirder than you remember.

257686  Mad Collager: The Mattress Warehouse near me had a sign that once said "Mattress are". I wanted to bring a sad roll of vinyl to them and ask,"Could I please have some mattress air?"

257695  Dr. Bathroom: Welcome to Flavorshire.

257688  Mad Collager: In this case, you've quite the user name/comment combo.

257689  Mad Collager: That's the weirdest cinnamon bun I've ever seen.

257692  Mad Collager: Well, if Trump wrote that, it MUST be true!

257695  Sadbot: I hate it when I get invaded by two dark spirits at once

257702  Peter Pantsless: @jimbiscuit I wish they had taught me. My sneezes still come out my ears.

257681  sparename: Obi-Wan Kittobi

257667  m o l e m a n: im a duck

257679  Mr. Shine: No thanks.

257682  Mr. Shine: R.i.p. Your pooper-scooper.

257683  Mr. Shine: No regrets

257685  Mr. Shine: OMG!!

257702  jimbiscuit: To be honest, this is a decent attempt to get elementary kids to learn how to sneeze properly

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10. Knice



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257634 Side Boob: Gin and Juice

257513 grandma: @Knice wow



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (837 points)
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 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
10. Sharkface: 1906 points
11. Side Boob: 1898 points
12. burritos: 1840 points
13. Mr. Shine: 1780 points
14. Hyphae: 1739 points
15. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
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 raditzu: Fluffy! Not fat!
 BavidDowie: Don't be shelfish
 Robespierre: Density detected
 Sandor: ...and that's the last thing I remember seeing until I woke up in the hospital
Image 253245   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
503
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: I'm pretty sure they meant you. *You're* a good dog.
 Ironass: There, there. You'll catch the mailman next time.
Image 253244   06-18-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
262
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 253243   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
571
 
 Warrax: Spread some cheese on this broke ass cracker.
 necronomicon: This image made me drop my phone and now my screen has the exact same pattern.
 Robespierre: I seen 'em. They're out there.
 Butcherboy: Hey that one is shaped like Colorado
Image 253242   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
572
 
 Side Boob: Catnip for everyone!
 lecj07: Rare behind the scenes footage from Chinese Buffet?
 Not A Bot: Butt pirates
Image 253241   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
345
 
 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Nancy has been hitting the sauce again :P
 Mr. Shine: @lecj07 she's the one who kicked it.
 lecj07: That little girl in the back right knows that grandpa Fabrizio will not be pleased.
 Robespierre: This is Italy. Where interrupting the match is not looked upon kindly.
 TurkeyVulture: Those kids are doomed.
 Mr. Shine: Holy crap @Side Boob I literally posted this same thing at #253253. Who's driving this Spaceship?!
 Mr. Shine: *KER-BLAMMO*
 Passive: TO BE CONTINUED
 Shay: Hmmm, Sid I think that's a soccer ball coming at us. I think you're right Tim. Yup, yup.
Image 253240   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
284
 
 Bill Rye: feed them to me instead
 Zaxxoff: AHHH IM AN ALLIGATOR AAAAAAHHHH MY CHEST HURTS
 Xeno: Well, I wouldn't, except that you brought it up.
 WannaBee: Brought to you by Damnweek Fish and Wildlife Service.
 piranharama: Yeah, dont even think about it, Florida man!
 Fiveninety: diagram below to depict what feeding hallucinogens to the alligators might look like
 Not A Bot: hoof capsule at it's finest
Image 253239   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
489
 
 jochenau: @2Berries Well the candy cane has to go in the right hand and the boy has to be in the lead, so I don't know what you expect...
 2Berries: Stupid dumn assholes being jerks
Image 253238   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
560
 
 Teechur: Looks like we're getting some rain, dear.
Image 253237   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
394
 
 Science: Frog and Toad are the best
 lecj07: Based on the author's own experiences.
 Yam: My Goodness!
Image 253236   06-18-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
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