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268573  Teechur: @Teechur Nope. I just let Bella the WonderDog in. Apparently it's raining here.

268573  Teechur: I can smell that wet dog from here.

268571  Teechur: Is this advice or two separate ideas?

268526  VeeKay: That poor doggo isn't going to get many walkies I'm guessing.

268570  VeeKay: Adeva Kedavra in Harry Potter universe, also Harry only ever does Expelliumus so Ron would be fineeee

268571  Amy Housewine: You're not my supervisor.

268567  San DoDo: This is how I picture Korrok, just chillin' climbing over a mountain in true form

268570  VoR: Is the joke that harry is now spent for the weekend. Wand is looking droopy.

268510  addend: "Do you have any /other/ pinatas?"

268514  addend: 1. Wallow in stupidity. 2. Cry.

268515  addend: This is a Dad photo.

268529  addend: # We don't need no education #

268532  addend: Hung the pic upside-down.

268538  addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.

268550  tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

268550  tib gubb: dog on a stog

268554  tib gubb: i may be mistaken here but i'm pretty sure those guys aren't japanese

268578  twitter: Modern Warfare 2 was the best

268578  DJSnoopMike: Put me in your enemies and/or father!

268578  Dominus Umbrae: finally after finishing the lawn i can get back home to my family knifing me

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268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

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268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

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Score:
1242
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Tomorrow is the day I finally learn to think before I speak.
 Annoying Vegan : Cathorn
 dangerkeith3000: It helps to get really drunk first.
 Dr Awkward: This post speaks to me.
Image 253191   06-18-18   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
384
 
 Dick Inspector: Most devastating tsunami of the century.
 Not A Bot: Do people think 1978 was some bountious era immune to the ravages of conumerism?
 Peter Pantsless: The first five rows WILL get wet
 antipatterns: what grace
 Knice: Facit sejam
 dangerkeith3000: What if that were Jell-O?
 VoR: Plop.
Image 253190   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
659
 
 Mr Bleak: @Shay He's Zed's Gimp.
 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.
 Wooden Spoon: @wolfpk: then you would most definately get an MF cap in your MF ass.
 wolfpk: I would answer C even though I don't know who that is.
 FabricMan: F. He's black. G. He's bald
 VoR: Would a foot massage make this go away?
 dangerkeith3000: None of those answers are correct.
 Dr Awkward: What?
 Shay: @ignatz Ah, never seen Pulp Fiction. Should've asked the audience or call a friend.
 Joetato: @Shay pulp fiction..
 Shay: E: Who the hell is Marcellus Wallace?
Image 253189   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
390
 
 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.
 a robot: Try a bending unit
 wolfpk: TNT or C4 if you can get your hands on some
 Fiveninety: not any of the things you tried so far.. and i'm gonna take a wild guess and say you probably didn't try a breaker bar with a roughly 6ft pipe over the end of it, which, if it's really super fucking seized, should twist and snap the wheel stud off.. in which case, you would need a lug nut and a wheel stud (maybe a hub), which is oh so much cheaper than the alloy wheel you just destroyed
 Warrax: @well duh It also appears to be resting on the ground. I'm guessing it's held on by the weight of the car.
 prius: Have you tried a chainsaw?
 well duh: There's not nearly enough rust on the other studs for that lug to have siezed, some monkey at a tire shop probably cross threaded it all the way on with an impact wrench. Oh, and, that whole "call someone who knows wtf they're doing next time" thing.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Surprisingly it's a common thing that you probably already have: your friend who is good with cars.
 tib gubb: @dangerkeith3000 that's a good way to set your wheel on fire-- your user name is fitting
 Teechur: At this point, you may as well just buy a new car.
 fanny: have you tried yelling at it?
 Side Boob: @dangerkeith3000 ...and hope it's a Magnesium wheel? :P
 tib gubb: a breaker bar
 dangerkeith3000: BLOW TORCH
 VoR: We've all been there.
 Mr. Shine: Jeezus.
 Minnesotan: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Image 253188   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
631
 
 Gomi Day: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
 wolfpk: There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying this
 Warrax: @Side Boob I can imagine what that would sound like, and it's pretty great.
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob At what point would one's corpse gain enough centrifugal velocity to fling itself over the side?
 Dr Awkward: The site for the 2020 World Slinky Championships has been announced.
 Side Boob: I'll bet I could comically fall down all of those stairs. All 38 stories.
Image 253187   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
617
 
 some guy : 15. Accreditation by the Comcast Board of Learning
 DrNinjaman: 14.Presidential Fitness "Sit and Reach" test
 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.
 Wooden Spoon: 12. Complimentary acces to the local Pubic Library.
 Wet farts: 11. Show and Tell
 Warrax: 10. Spelling tests graded by google autocorrect.
 Otterman: @Christina (Grizzly Adams nod)
 2Berries: 9. 26 book set for instructions to calvin ball
 Teechur: 8. Smells great in there.
 Christina: 7. shaven.
 fanny: 6. 50% less gun violence!
 Side Boob: 5. No rules dodgeball!
 Side Boob: 4. Malaria-free classrooms
 Side Boob: 3. Free parking!
 dangerkeith3000: 2. sex ed
 VoR: 1. no lice
 Passive: They know what they said
Image 253186   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
117
 
 catheter: @Shay come on
 lecj07: @Teechur That's my dancing name.
 Wooden Spoon: There were really that many SonsyTooths before this one?
 Teechur: I'm intrigued by FlossyCanoe7901
 Shay: I call dibs on EpicParrot.
 Nope: Topical
Image 253185   06-18-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
389
 
 DrNinjaman: Actually a cake
 doindabs: At first I thought it was a real crocheted hat and beard.
 Dr Awkward: Ain't nobody want a Spaghetti-Os beard.
 Micro Jackson: Cozy
 Knice: True.
Image 253184   06-18-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
406
 
 some guy : BattleBots
 San DoDo: So is the Rumba making the noise or is it going in to have a closer look
 cenecia: On the next episode of Black Mirror...
 Micro Jackson: This is how the robot revolution starts
 Shay: Boogey woogey.
Image 253183   06-18-18   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
614
 
 Chest Rockwell: Sweet moon boots bro.
 Teechur: Strange noises under the bed....
 Mr. Shine: He boot too big for he gotd@mn feet.
 WTF: "Why you do this? I thought you were my friend."
Image 253182   06-18-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
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