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258247  sparenamelaptopdied: It's a scam

258249  Robespierre: This face swap looks legit

258258  thrilhouse: Nice Direwolf little boi going to grow up and be a big boi

258228  Mr. Butt: Gracie, I'm a grown ass man and I can't spell "diarrhea" either.

258248  tib gubb: we always keep our hedges trimmed ;)

258236  Mr. Butt: THE WEED NUMBER

257901  tib gubb: what stinks? whoa, found it... whoa, dang.

257902  tib gubb: always remember - safety third

258247  Not A Bot: oh i'm the pope honey

258242  Dr Awkward: [Whispers loudly to wife] "PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE!"

258241  Dr Awkward: Who's the dude on the right? I refuse to specify which right.

258247  Dr Awkward: Is this that Simpsons episode where Maggie becomes a fish?

258172  Robespierre: Cat butt sighted

258177  Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178  Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258178  Robespierre: Somtimes yes, sometimes I use my thumbs. It just depends - on what, I'm not exactly sure. @Jaunty Shrimp, for the same reason I still have an answering machine at home, I pretty much just ignore mine. People I know and deal with won't call me over and over and over until I pick up the goddamn fone (THANK GOODNESS).

258179  Robespierre: There were TWO Zodiac Killers?

258183  Robespierre: This is what cats do instead of rolling their eyes

258185  Robespierre: And now the news for crazy cat ladies - there is a 4-kitten pileup in the mudroom...

258189  Robespierre: @Not A Bot T for Thelma

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 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.
 a robot: Try a bending unit
 wolfpk: TNT or C4 if you can get your hands on some
 Fiveninety: not any of the things you tried so far.. and i'm gonna take a wild guess and say you probably didn't try a breaker bar with a roughly 6ft pipe over the end of it, which, if it's really super fucking seized, should twist and snap the wheel stud off.. in which case, you would need a lug nut and a wheel stud (maybe a hub), which is oh so much cheaper than the alloy wheel you just destroyed
 Warrax: @well duh It also appears to be resting on the ground. I'm guessing it's held on by the weight of the car.
 WannaBee: Have you tried a chainsaw?
 well duh: There's not nearly enough rust on the other studs for that lug to have siezed, some monkey at a tire shop probably cross threaded it all the way on with an impact wrench. Oh, and, that whole "call someone who knows wtf they're doing next time" thing.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Surprisingly it's a common thing that you probably already have: your friend who is good with cars.
 tib gubb: @dangerkeith3000 that's a good way to set your wheel on fire-- your user name is fitting
 Teechur: At this point, you may as well just buy a new car.
 fanny: have you tried yelling at it?
 Side Boob: @dangerkeith3000 ...and hope it's a Magnesium wheel? :P
 tib gubb: a breaker bar
 dangerkeith3000: BLOW TORCH
 VoR: We've all been there.
 Mr. Shine: Jeezus.
 Minnesotan: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Image 253188   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
631
 
 Gomi Day: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
 wolfpk: There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying this
 Warrax: @Side Boob I can imagine what that would sound like, and it's pretty great.
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob At what point would one's corpse gain enough centrifugal velocity to fling itself over the side?
 Dr Awkward: The site for the 2020 World Slinky Championships has been announced.
 Side Boob: I'll bet I could comically fall down all of those stairs. All 38 stories.
Image 253187   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
587
 
 some guy : 15. Accreditation by the Comcast Board of Learning
 DrNinjaman: 14.Presidential Fitness "Sit and Reach" test
 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.
 Wooden Spoon: 12. Complimentary acces to the local Pubic Library.
 WannaBee: 11. Show and Tell
 Warrax: 10. Spelling tests graded by google autocorrect.
 Otterman: @Christina (Grizzly Adams nod)
 2Berries: 9. 26 book set for instructions to calvin ball
 Teechur: 8. Smells great in there.
 Christina: 7. shaven.
 fanny: 6. 50% less gun violence!
 Side Boob: 5. No rules dodgeball!
 Side Boob: 4. Malaria-free classrooms
 Side Boob: 3. Free parking!
 dangerkeith3000: 2. sex ed
 VoR: 1. no lice
 Passive: They know what they said
Image 253186   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
117
 
 catheter: @Shay come on
 lecj07: @Teechur That's my dancing name.
 Wooden Spoon: There were really that many SonsyTooths before this one?
 Teechur: I'm intrigued by FlossyCanoe7901
 Shay: I call dibs on EpicParrot.
 Nope: Topical
Image 253185   06-18-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
389
 
 DrNinjaman: Actually a cake
 WannaBee: At first I thought it was a real crocheted hat and beard.
 Dr Awkward: Ain't nobody want a Spaghetti-Os beard.
 Micro Jackson: Cozy
 Knice: True.
Image 253184   06-18-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
406
 
 some guy : BattleBots
 San DoDo: So is the Rumba making the noise or is it going in to have a closer look
 cenecia: On the next episode of Black Mirror...
 Micro Jackson: This is how the robot revolution starts
 Shay: Boogey woogey.
Image 253183   06-18-18   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
614
 
 Chest Rockwell: Sweet moon boots bro.
 Teechur: Strange noises under the bed....
 Mr. Shine: He boot too big for he gotd@mn feet.
 WTF: "Why you do this? I thought you were my friend."
Image 253182   06-18-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
239
 
 Otterman: @Shay letmegooglethatforyou.com
 Otterman: @Shay Where might one find such a thing? Asking for a friend.
 Shay: I've seen Red Light District prostitutes that would make a better Starfire.
 RiderFan: Warner should just stick to their animated universe since it is SOOOOOO much better than any of their live action movies.
 Amy Housewine: Is this racism or anti-teeth or mocking either/both? I don't know enough about these superb heroes to tell.
Image 253181   06-18-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
255
 
 Robespierre: It's long, and it's winding - what is this, The Buttertubs?
 Micro Jackson: It's a lonesome road
Image 253180   06-18-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
484
 
 Micro Jackson: Pugnacious
 Yam: Wow, what an unfortunate creature. Cute dog, though.
Image 253179   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
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