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268898  fracking: Gimme a high four!

268714  KnifeySpooney: @snekeyes Uh huh

268889  hajjpodge: Uploader selfies aren't typically memorable, but this one fits the bill.

268886  Dr Awkward: O horn

268877  Warrax: GIMME A T!

268888  Warrax: No time for chit chat, just give me the quest already.

268880  ChubbyBuddy: mspaint diaries of the aspiring school shooter

268886  FormerLurker: They seem nice.

268886  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, my ass is down here!"

268897  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268896  nathan: This is such a dad joke.

268885  tib gubb: the calm before the storm

268873  a robot: Creepy!

268884  Greek Fire: *thwip*

268894  angry: What beautiful blue eyes! I hope you two are having a lovely time together!

268884  Chest Rockwell: I can see stab alley from here!

268880  Chest Rockwell: 10 years later and Asshole still hasn't got the hat thing figured out.

268871  ChubbyBuddy: @Passive theres a reason the couch is leather

268876  ChubbyBuddy: cats DC Punk Trek movies, next

268880  Felicity: It's hard to tell if 10 Years Later Asshole is fat or just touching himself

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7. Annoying Vegan
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9. Shay
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier



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Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (751 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (723 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (714 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)


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 5. Shay: 1942 points
 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1600 points
 8. ChubbyBuddy: 1558 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
10. beyardo: 1525 points
11. Sydney: 1525 points
12. MrBoffo: 1514 points
13. poetrysucks: 1509 points
14. frenk: 1499 points
15. blablabla: 1408 points
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Score:
316
 
 Mr Bleak: I'd give my right arm to be amphibious! Eh, wait, no - that's not it ...
 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.
 Teechur: What? We ran spell-check and everything!
 Korrok: I have to laugh.
 tib gubb: ship it
 trelyate: my favorite thing about this is that the guy's puffy cheeks make him look like a frog
 Passive: I'm seein' double here! Four pitchers!
 Micro Jackson: That pitcher is worth a thousand werds
 wolfpk: We did not just flip the image!
 Robespierre: The proper term wouldn't fit, soooo...
 bug: To their credit, he looks distinctly froglike in the right picture.
 VoR: The gills allow him to pitch under water
Image 253170   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
379
 
 Micro Jackson: You know, you COULD walk up here where it's dry....
Image 253169   06-18-18   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
441
 
 Zaxxoff: you're training him to be a labrador?
 Wooden Spoon: So youre telling me this is the house I should murder-burgle?
 Teechur: I just hope Herbie learns how to spell "Thanks" correctly.
 Astanapan: Or he's trying to teach him not to take treats from strangers and the treats are really spicy.
 wolfpk: Unintended consequence: Herbie will go nuts every time someone walks buy because he wants a treat!
 fanny: *walks by your house 20 times a day, Herbie loves me most now, takes Herbie, sorry for your loss*
Image 253168   06-18-18   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
413
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Narcotics Anonymous group meeting.
 Micro Jackson: Nice shoes tho
 Shay: ...that fucking cat is still there, isn't he?
 RiderFan: ....Now kiss.
 bug: ... also did a lot of drugs.
Image 253167   06-18-18   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
425
 
 Micro Jackson: Why?
 Not A Bot: Vomit on his jersey already
 Robespierre: It's not a craw hammer, IT'S A CRAW HAMMER!
 bug: Incredibly Old Boy.
 VoR: You need more than a club hammer!
 sparename: "THE MIGHTY CLOR (hammer)"
Image 253166   06-18-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
394
 
 addend: New border-control policy?
 Dr Awkward: Shucks.
 bug: For human sacrifice tributes, please use stairs.
 Zukero: Don't make your daughter pee on the gator. He's kinky and loves it.
Image 253165   06-18-18   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Image 253164 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tehghost. You have brought shame on us, tehghost.
Score:
398
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Side Boob: The Aflac duck had to get a second job.
 Spazstatic: I'm having a hard time clicking the link on the card...
 Darmstadtium: I suppose is better than drones...
 Side Boob: Was your package delivered by a bird?
Image 253163   06-18-18   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
154
 
 Warrax: Life Enders
 Robespierre: Lorf Survurs
 Side Boob: They'll save your life!
 Teechur: They're called PFDs now. Get with the times.
 dangerkeith3000: Someone gonna die now.
 sparename: These Polo Fruits have been misprinted
Image 253162   06-18-18   Uploaded by    iCEy
Score:
529
 
 Robespierre: FLOOFY ... oh, never mind
Image 253161   06-18-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
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