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268889  addend: */CSI: Miami/ theme*

268898  aeroaero: SHOW US THE REST OF HIM

267895  Mr Bleak: @pleasing Probably not - "Boom & Mellow" appears to be a fashion store in Dubai, so it's likely that the store next door has an Arabic name, and is sign written in Persian.

268883  addend: (Auctions painting. Accepts first bid.)

267901  Mr Bleak: Two men enter: one man leaves.

268900  guccigucci: was that a can opening?

268900  gorilla: Hello, I am a cat now.

268879  hajjpodge: Leaf it alone, kitty!

268898  fracking: Gimme a high four!

268714  KnifeySpooney: @snekeyes Uh huh

268889  hajjpodge: Uploader selfies aren't typically memorable, but this one fits the bill.

268886  Dr Awkward: O horn

268877  Warrax: GIMME A T!

268888  Warrax: No time for chit chat, just give me the quest already.

268880  ChubbyBuddy: mspaint diaries of the aspiring school shooter

268886  FormerLurker: They seem nice.

268886  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, my ass is down here!"

268897  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268896  nathan: This is such a dad joke.

268885  tib gubb: the calm before the storm

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

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 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets
 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.
 Amy Housewine: I'm all about meat raffles in pubs, though. Truly a noble sport.
 Amy Housewine: There's probably a moral somewhere in this. Somewhere deep inside.
 Side Boob: @dangerkeith3000 The bar has a big insurance policy, the guy with no shoes probably doesn't
 dangerkeith3000: So did the guy sue the bar or the pork chop guy?
 tib gubb: australian man and florida man... separated at birth?
 prospector: Only in America. .oh wait.
 grandma: Australia: It's like a huge version of Florida.
 dirtstick: So tragic, and easily avoided if they'd just served more booze to the shoeless man.
 Surprising: 'STRAYA
Image 253159   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
 DrinkMixMan: Whoever made this, yes, I do suspect you are too old for memes
 Dr Awkward: Classic
 dangerkeith3000: Lethal Weapon 6 is great.
 Annoying Vegan : He just read about the pork chops.
 Not A Bot: So THAT'S what Billy-Ray-Bubba-Joe Sr. was doing to me last night
Image 253158   06-18-18   Uploaded by    whaleshark
 nimbus: @Robespierre hahahahah
 Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre
 Wooden Spoon: Look what I can do! - darker haired Stuart from Mad TV
 Robespierre: The Legend Of a Wheelman
Image 253157   06-18-18   Uploaded by    morakdais
 a robot: @DrinkMixMan No man, gotta go for the Harvard diploma, then you'll get some respect!
 Wooden Spoon: Dolphins marital aid
 AlexDeLarge: @DrinkMixMan go homer, go homer, pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!
 DrinkMixMan: Come ooon lobster harmonica
Image 253156   06-18-18   Uploaded by    logono
 Robespierre: "What are you doing?" ears
 Side Boob: My cat warps time and space.
Image 253155   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
 SuedeOxford: We power this site with Cheadles. Leave one here.
Image 253154   06-18-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
 FireBreathingMarmot: I can see how they did every part of the costume except for the look that says, "My mood has been souring for decades."
 DrinkMixMan: Waddup fellow olds?
 WTF: Kids today grow up so fast.
 Uncle Phil: I'm going to be wearing choo choo sweaters until I die.
 charlemagne: jesus, it's like the past me and the future me had a child of their own
Image 253153   06-18-18   Uploaded by    fisto
 Dr Awkward: I ran into an old friend of mine at a conference after not seeing him for 9 years. The first thing he said was "WHY DO YOU LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME?!"
 dangerkeith3000: He's also a time traveler.
 Robespierre: It's true - beards have no grasp of the logical
 Side Boob: He knows Kung-Fu.
Image 253152   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
 Wooden Spoon: Theyre only trapped until they realize they have built-in box cutters.
Image 253151   06-18-18   Uploaded by    reagan
 Teechur: And I, I chose the utensil less painted on.
 AstoriaBum: Take it.
 Kirtov: A different type of fork in the road.
 weirduncle: 4 kinder rd
Image 253150   06-18-18   Uploaded by    sumo
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