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258357  Annoying Vegan : Does your girlfriend like kids?

258365  Annoying Vegan : Sometimes I wake up to my dog standing on my chest and looking at me like this.

258350  Not A Bot: I'd still take a shot at eating it.

258373  Knice: I'm pretty sure that yearbook quotes is how we ended up with Twitter.

258367  Annoying Vegan : These Spaghetti Os are burnt

258337  hajjpodge: @Wooden Spoon this should be +30 right now

258349  Skinr: Big-Eyed Doggo

258358  Skinr: @Scoo *Jizz

258337  DrinkMixMan: "It's possible he came in through the south entrance."

258337  addend: "Do or do not. There is no try."

258344  addend: Mm... cookies & cream.

258363  Scoo: Thomas the Dank Engine

258350  addend: "Mind if I play through?"

258364  Nope: Stone Cold Stephen Dallas

258368  Knice: If that happened, the rest would be a huge let-down.

258362  Korrok: I can dig it.

258326  Robespierre: Looks like a pump, wears like a sneaker.

258240  lecj07: @Not A Bot I won't put your good advice to shame.

258372  georgerino: Kitties with loud purrs are the best.

258362  Austin: cue Dawson's creek music

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258098 Robespierre: @Felicity I looked it up - it's "Fontius Pilate"

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258337 hajjpodge: @Wooden Spoon this should be +30 right now

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

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 6. NotHuman: 2198 points
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 9. bromide: 1795 points
10. burritos: 1736 points
11. cran vodka: 1684 points
12. Solemn: 1640 points
13. logan: 1627 points
14. trumpet: 1621 points
15. Annoying Vegan : 1572 points
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 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.
 Teechur: Accept no imitations
 FabricMan: Just last week I used an old wire hanger for this. Worked perfectly
 Annoying Vegan : I am in denial that this is a Real Thing.
 Sadbot: Mechanical solutions to dietary problems
 Mr. Shine: Hello, Darlene from New Baltimore.
 Fiveninety: i'm not sure what's worse: Walmart, or companies that take serious advantage of people who don't shop at Walmart.. you can get these things for $1.88 all day, every day at Sam Walton's Abominable Hell-Store.. they're literally the exact same product but sold as butter spreaders, and maybe there's a joke to be had there but i'm not up for it right now.. also, they're flimsy, and probably only good for cutting up turds
 Mad Collager: Yes, but does it also cut cheese?
 Mad Collager: Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
 VoR: 14.95? Use any old knife for that.
Image 253003   06-17-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
 well duh: ... it's for a metal detector. (the exact model is on my wish list)
 Bohab: Hooray context
Image 253002   06-17-18   Uploaded by    ashton
 TurkeyVulture: @Peach you'd be surprised how often I do.
 Fiveninety: this approach will never, ever land you in a psych ward on suicide watch
 Peach: Maybe don't take life advice from Bojack.
 dangerkeith3000: Doesn't seem right, BoJack, but I'll try it.
Image 253001   06-17-18   Uploaded by    namaste
 dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Shine Instead of asking 'why?', ask 'why not?'
 Mr. Shine: Again, why Photoshop this young lady's science project for such a stupid joke? Did she slight you in some way?
 Robespierre: Everybody hates the Science Fair
 Johnnydunebuggy: Kids these days, am I right?
 Johnnydunebuggy: Kids these days, am I right?
Image 253000   06-17-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
 Mad Collager: Coyote painting roads disappearing in tunnels on blank walls
 redmonkey3: Weirdly, i can imagine LAPD Public Information Office creating & distributing this
Image 252999   06-17-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
 Mr Bleak: @TurkeyVulture Australian spiders will fight Drop Bears to get at a kangaroo, never mind a bird.
 TurkeyVulture: Well, I guess I don't want to learn Australian any more.
 Air Biscuit: @ThoughtlessGentleman they are also able to jump high and far enough to get the birds.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: there are some hugh jass spiders that eat birds. does @Korrok approve?
Image 252998   06-17-18   Uploaded by    Korrok
 E. HONDA: This seats all the North Koreans who have permission to travel internationally
 Not A Bot: Is this a bat in a blanket? Is he the night?
 Side Boob: He just got this from the "Unused Vehicles of North Korea" calendar.
 Bohab: You should see the ramp
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 252997   06-17-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
 Side Boob: Ass scratch fever...
Image 252996   06-17-18   Uploaded by    professional
 FranzTrashka: The government wouldn't, the people working for the government probably would.
 Springbok: @AlexDeLarge That's what they want you to think
 AlexDeLarge: The government probably won't sell your data to other countries though.
Image 252995   06-17-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
 Not A Bot: "There you go Debra, really feel the stretch in those calves."
 Peach: Awww, I just wanna snuggle that cutie! The dog seems nice too.
 Mad Collager: At least his dog doesn't seem to ruin everything.
 Amy Housewine: Trained to go for the throat.
Image 252994   06-17-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
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