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268297  AFanOfSprite: @BavidDowie lolol!

268405  AdaMan: Well technically the rule is don't put your finger on the trigger unless your weapon is pointed at something you want to shoot...

268416  WannaBee: Must be the same place that Clifford came from.

268410  AdaMan: Seems legit

268424  goldman sachs: It's true. Most life is microscopic.

268416  Not A Bot: Bargain!

268389  San DoDo: 5$? It's a steal!

268337  MasterTwig: This alternate universe Young Sheldon actually looks watchable.

268420  Big Baby: Miles

268405  sparename: Nice day for it

268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket
 Air Biscuit: @jochenau i think its the new maximum overdrive.
 Dr Awkward: Fort Man Cave
 WetWilly: @WTF I think my ex-husband needs a couch.
 Robespierre: The Decline and Fall of Flingel Bunt
 WTF: @WannaBee No, it's a ComfoDeath Adjustable Bed. They guarantee you'll be smothered in your sleep or they'll send someone out to smother you in person for free.
 ineedhepl: Is this one of those sleep number adjustable mattresses?
 jochenau: I don't remember this Transformers movie.
 Jabberwikket: Which action figure is this?
 dangerkeith3000: The Beauty of North Korea
Image 252990   06-17-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
756
 
 Zochrot: he ded
 Dresdenkeogh: Just what I needed at three in the morning.
Image 252989   06-17-18   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
583
 
 Passive: lol Johnny didn't take 'no' for an answer, the lovable scamp
 dangerkeith3000: Johnny Bravo was a funny show.
Image 252988   06-17-18   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
105
 
 AlexDeLarge: @Spazstatic in the movie I think he says "I gotta pee" maybe once. In the book it's like his catch phrase.
 Spazstatic: Apparently the book (Forest Gump) was a terrible, fart joke level comedy. Completely different from the movie. At one point he was an astronaut and crash landed in South America with the monkeys on board and left to deal with cannibals for 2 years or something.
 dangerkeith3000: Nobody talks bad about his mama!
Image 252987   06-17-18   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
344
 
 Not A Bot: muh free speech!
 addend: You need to write "Protect me and mine from the creditors, Chapter 11" on a sheet of paper and file it.
Image 252986   06-17-18   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
473
 
 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse
 Robespierre: All cuzza dat paintjob
 tib gubb: the glory of bitcoin
 itskando: Poornowsche
 FabricMan: I was impressed until I saw the Toyota nameplate
 teletub: I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCY!
 dangerkeith3000: PORNWOW
 charlemagne: got the same thing written on my birth certificate
 addend: "LOL, car insurance."
 Air Biscuit: @dobbiesdoogs are you familiar with overdraft?
 dobbiesdoogs: must not be that poor if you got a personalized plate
Image 252985   06-16-18   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
809
 
 Johnnydunebuggy: Go, devil, go!!!
 Johnnydunebuggy: Go, devil, go!!!
 Skinr: "Let me assure you, the McTwist is here to stay." --Anton LaVey
 dangerkeith3000: Hail Satan!
Image 252984   06-16-18   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
231
 
 Johnnydunebuggy: WTF you lookin' at??
 pawsies: Bozo the clown as a child.
Image 252983   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
374
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: 20 lbs of ham
 Mad Collager: It is considered poor form to vent your ass while making coffee.
 Teechur: @addend I chuckled at this. Then I reaffirmed my vow not to patronize Starbucks.
 FabricMan: Her ass is 20?
 dangerkeith3000: hahahahahahahahaa Venti......*sigh*
 addend: (Closes whole coffee-shop chain for employee training.)
Image 252982   06-16-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
632
 
 Not A Bot: everybody do the flop!
 Bagels: They seem nice
Image 252981   06-16-18   Uploaded by    sylveon
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