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258195  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258235  Eleftheros: @TurkeyVulture we pissed in God's eye, and he blinked

258248  Eleftheros: Please tell me this in Beaver, UT... They need more down there than "I heart Beaver" merch to sell to folks broken down/gassing up on the way to Vegas.

258247  sparenamelaptopdied: It's a scam

258249  Robespierre: This face swap looks legit

258258  thrilhouse: Nice Direwolf little boi going to grow up and be a big boi

258228  Mr. Butt: Gracie, I'm a grown ass man and I can't spell "diarrhea" either.

258248  tib gubb: we always keep our hedges trimmed ;)

258236  Mr. Butt: THE WEED NUMBER

257901  tib gubb: what stinks? whoa, found it... whoa, dang.

257902  tib gubb: always remember - safety third

258247  Not A Bot: oh i'm the pope honey

258242  Dr Awkward: [Whispers loudly to wife] "PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE!"

258241  Dr Awkward: Who's the dude on the right? I refuse to specify which right.

258247  Dr Awkward: Is this that Simpsons episode where Maggie becomes a fish?

258172  Robespierre: Cat butt sighted

258177  Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178  Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258178  Robespierre: Somtimes yes, sometimes I use my thumbs. It just depends - on what, I'm not exactly sure. @Jaunty Shrimp, for the same reason I still have an answering machine at home, I pretty much just ignore mine. People I know and deal with won't call me over and over and over until I pick up the goddamn fone (THANK GOODNESS).

258179  Robespierre: There were TWO Zodiac Killers?

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258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

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258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

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258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

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258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck



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 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket
 Air Biscuit: @jochenau i think its the new maximum overdrive.
 Dr Awkward: Fort Man Cave
 WannaBee: @WTF I think my ex-husband needs a couch.
 Robespierre: The Decline and Fall of Flingel Bunt
 WTF: @WannaBee No, it's a ComfoDeath Adjustable Bed. They guarantee you'll be smothered in your sleep or they'll send someone out to smother you in person for free.
 WannaBee: Is this one of those sleep number adjustable mattresses?
 jochenau: I don't remember this Transformers movie.
 Jabberwikket: Which action figure is this?
 dangerkeith3000: The Beauty of North Korea
Image 252990   06-17-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
756
 
 Zochrot: he ded
 Dresdenkeogh: Just what I needed at three in the morning.
Image 252989   06-17-18   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
583
 
 Passive: lol Johnny didn't take 'no' for an answer, the lovable scamp
 dangerkeith3000: Johnny Bravo was a funny show.
Image 252988   06-17-18   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
105
 
 AlexDeLarge: @Spazstatic in the movie I think he says "I gotta pee" maybe once. In the book it's like his catch phrase.
 Spazstatic: Apparently the book (Forest Gump) was a terrible, fart joke level comedy. Completely different from the movie. At one point he was an astronaut and crash landed in South America with the monkeys on board and left to deal with cannibals for 2 years or something.
 dangerkeith3000: Nobody talks bad about his mama!
Image 252987   06-17-18   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
344
 
 Not A Bot: muh free speech!
 addend: You need to write "Protect me and mine from the creditors, Chapter 11" on a sheet of paper and file it.
Image 252986   06-17-18   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
473
 
 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse
 Robespierre: All cuzza dat paintjob
 tib gubb: the glory of bitcoin
 itskando: Poornowsche
 FabricMan: I was impressed until I saw the Toyota nameplate
 WannaBee: I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCY!
 dangerkeith3000: PORNWOW
 charlemagne: got the same thing written on my birth certificate
 addend: "LOL, car insurance."
 Air Biscuit: @dobbiesdoogs are you familiar with overdraft?
 dobbiesdoogs: must not be that poor if you got a personalized plate
Image 252985   06-16-18   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
809
 
 Johnnydunebuggy: Go, devil, go!!!
 Johnnydunebuggy: Go, devil, go!!!
 Skinr: "Let me assure you, the McTwist is here to stay." --Anton LaVey
 dangerkeith3000: Hail Satan!
Image 252984   06-16-18   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
231
 
 Johnnydunebuggy: WTF you lookin' at??
 WannaBee: Bozo the clown as a child.
Image 252983   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
374
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: 20 lbs of ham
 Mad Collager: It is considered poor form to vent your ass while making coffee.
 Teechur: @addend I chuckled at this. Then I reaffirmed my vow not to patronize Starbucks.
 FabricMan: Her ass is 20?
 dangerkeith3000: hahahahahahahahaa Venti......*sigh*
 addend: (Closes whole coffee-shop chain for employee training.)
Image 252982   06-16-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
632
 
 Not A Bot: everybody do the flop!
 Bagels: They seem nice
Image 252981   06-16-18   Uploaded by    sylveon
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