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257676  Dreforian: *Message was found locked in a room with no key*

257700  Robespierre: The shame returns ... without the words this time, though

257677  Spazstatic: This got too real...

257701  Not A Bot: Yay!!! Goggies!!! (leave me alone, it's late and I'm too tired to be snarky)

257682  Dreforian: Who knew dogs were height-vampires?

257707  Peter Pantsless: I love spaghetti-os!

257687  Robespierre: Steve Busckitty

257708  Peter Pantsless: Same

257692  Robespierre: Aye, 'tis

257697  Dreforian: You seem to have a pug on your mug!

257696  Robespierre: Especially if it's raining

257696  grizzly: Public masturbation.

257652  Robespierre: @Mr. Butt Uh, no.

257686  kazzy94: Lucas films presents....

257652  Mr. Butt: @Robespierre Classmate of mine runs a Facebook page called The Real American Dadass, if that's your thing.

257670  Mr. Butt: Anyone watch the Game Grumps episode from a couple days ago where they just looked at old Sonic comics? Highly recommended, they're weirder than you remember.

257686  Mad Collager: The Mattress Warehouse near me had a sign that once said "Mattress are". I wanted to bring a sad roll of vinyl to them and ask,"Could I please have some mattress air?"

257695  Dr. Bathroom: Welcome to Flavorshire.

257688  Mad Collager: In this case, you've quite the user name/comment combo.

257689  Mad Collager: That's the weirdest cinnamon bun I've ever seen.

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Shay
6. Whatever
7. Not A Bot
8. Amy Housewine
9. a robot
10. Knice

The top ten most commented-on images today:

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257634 Side Boob: Gin and Juice

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

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Scoo uploaded 257414 (1434 points)
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Fantasy uploaded 257364 (972 points)
funy speling uploaded 257519 (920 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 257201 (915 points)
pirate uploaded 257308 (904 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (876 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (852 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (844 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (837 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 14245 points
 2. Laree: 5924 points
 3. Amy Housewine: 3029 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 2879 points
 5. Shay: 2844 points
 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
10. Sharkface: 1906 points
11. Side Boob: 1898 points
12. burritos: 1840 points
13. Mr. Shine: 1780 points
14. Hyphae: 1739 points
15. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
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 Passive: Holy crap that's a rare Kirby plush
 DrNinjaman: Scarier than a robotic Santaman!
 Himesama: Waiting to play the new Smash like...
 Sadbot: @a robot he just ate Norman Bates
 White Rice: @a robot why WOULDN'T he need a knife?
 a robot: Why would Kirby need a knife? This doesn't even make any sense.
Image 252962   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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Image 252961   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
 DrNinjaman: Philistine.
 redmonkey3: in bad ol' texas - we gotta name for sushi: Bait!
 Coolguy: Dang, just use your hands.
 Dr. Bathroom: @jochenau There are lots of different kinds of sushi. I was trepidatious when I first tried sushi. Have you ever had a Blooming Onion? You'd probably like an onion tempura roll! Like sweet potato fries? Get a sweet potato roll! I'll agree that sashimi and nigiri is kinda gross to try right off the bat.
 a robot: wikiHow to make everyone in the restaurant think you're dumb
 jochenau: wikiHow to use cutlery to perform dissection on sushi to find out if it's gross (it is)
 Not A Bot: The Poo goes toodle-oo down the loo
Image 252960   06-16-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Jabberwikket: @addend, why not both?
 addend: The beast, unable to choose between chicken and dude-bro, soon starved.
 Coolguy: Just use a fork and knife my dude.
 piranharama: Wolf teaches man levitation, Colorado, 1889. Colourised.
 jochenau: wikiHow to use a chef's hat full of drumsticks to die horribly to a pack of wolves
 Zaxxoff: Sith lesson 38: use the force to tease wolves
Image 252959   06-16-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Image 252958 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by afroking. We'll pray for you, afroking.
 jazzjunkie: Grows up to be #253083
 john dough: Mmmmmm. Gelfling!
 WannaBee: This is Fawkes on a burning day.
 dangerkeith3000: Dinachicken
 raditzu: Jesus fukkin christ, a pterodactyl
 piranharama: I saw Jurassic Park, I know how this ends.
 Dr. Bathroom: Can what?
 Whatever: Shouldnt you be feeding it Froot Loops, or has my parent the television been lying about toucan Sam all these years?
 sparename: Feed it sage and onion..
Image 252957   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Robespierre: @Winterneuro As I said, PRACTICALLY everything.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Lately I've been looking for something to "send away for" - came close with a pair of house slippers in a stack of junk mail that was supposed to go to my geriatric neighbor.
 Winterneuro: @Robespierre I would have to disagree with you. I mean high school sucked, but that wasnt the 80s fault. If not for the 80s, we wouldnt have Doppler radar, disposable cameras, the nicotine patch, Prozac, disposable contact lenses, the space shuttle, the PERSONAL computer, the permanent artificial heart, the cell phone, synthetic skin, MTV, the Original Nintendo, just to name a few
 AlexDeLarge: Just the thing to help me jam while I infiltrate Soviet- controlled Afghanistan.
 Robespierre: The '80s were a super-bad time for practically everything.
 sparename: *Up to 90 minutes of your favourite tunes! Or 120 if you want to spend ages recording stuff, play it once or twice, then have the incredibly thin tape get all tangled and wrapped around the mechanism after you accidentally nudged it while it was playing
 DrinkMixMan: Rock out with your rock out!
Image 252956   06-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Robespierre: Wy yoo doo dis too mee, hoomin?
Image 252955   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Unstableton
 dangerkeith3000: There's corn in it!
 grizzly: I'll make my own, thank you very much.
 White Rice: @FabricMan and waste perfectly good chocolate?
 FabricMan: What's wrong with a Baby Ruth?
Image 252954   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Zaxxoff
 Mr Bleak: At least he/she can easily keep his/her stick figure family up to date. (We need gender neutral singular pronouns)
 mrmrmr: say it again @Whatever
 Side Boob: This isn't how you text message.
 addend: *without?
 raditzu: I'll break up with your windows
 Robespierre: Subtle
 Whatever: You forgot to sign it...
 Off Topic: #252954 Guess it wasn't great in the bed too.
 dobbiesdoogs: that's what you get for winding 'er up like that
Image 252953   06-16-18   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
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