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268536  ignatz: Was the swordbrella blown away by the fontoon?

268578  sparename: "I do so hope that next 'New Daddy' is much nicer than this one!"

268579  ignatz: Yes a tic is probably smaller than ET

268580  ignatz: Black bars: so hot right now..

268552  Not A Bot: Shouldn't you skin it first?

268573  Teechur: @Teechur Nope. I just let Bella the WonderDog in. Apparently it's raining here.

268573  Teechur: I can smell that wet dog from here.

268571  Teechur: Is this advice or two separate ideas?

268526  VeeKay: That poor doggo isn't going to get many walkies I'm guessing.

268570  VeeKay: Adeva Kedavra in Harry Potter universe, also Harry only ever does Expelliumus so Ron would be fineeee

268571  Amy Housewine: You're not my supervisor.

268567  San DoDo: This is how I picture Korrok, just chillin' climbing over a mountain in true form

268570  VoR: Is the joke that harry is now spent for the weekend. Wand is looking droopy.

268510  addend: "Do you have any /other/ pinatas?"

268514  addend: 1. Wallow in stupidity. 2. Cry.

268515  addend: This is a Dad photo.

268529  addend: # We don't need no education #

268532  addend: Hung the pic upside-down.

268538  addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.

268550  tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"



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Score:
835
 
 Passive: Holy crap that's a rare Kirby plush
 DrNinjaman: Scarier than a robotic Santaman!
 Himesama: Waiting to play the new Smash like...
 Sadbot: @a robot he just ate Norman Bates
 White Rice: @a robot why WOULDN'T he need a knife?
 a robot: Why would Kirby need a knife? This doesn't even make any sense.
Image 252962   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
572
 
We power this site with comments. Leave one here.
Image 252961   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
332
 
 DrNinjaman: Philistine.
 redmonkey3: in bad ol' texas - we gotta name for sushi: Bait!
 Coolguy: Dang, just use your hands.
 Dr. Bathroom: @jochenau There are lots of different kinds of sushi. I was trepidatious when I first tried sushi. Have you ever had a Blooming Onion? You'd probably like an onion tempura roll! Like sweet potato fries? Get a sweet potato roll! I'll agree that sashimi and nigiri is kinda gross to try right off the bat.
 a robot: wikiHow to make everyone in the restaurant think you're dumb
 jochenau: wikiHow to use cutlery to perform dissection on sushi to find out if it's gross (it is)
 Not A Bot: The Poo goes toodle-oo down the loo
Image 252960   06-16-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
551
 
 Jabberwikket: @addend, why not both?
 addend: The beast, unable to choose between chicken and dude-bro, soon starved.
 Coolguy: Just use a fork and knife my dude.
 piranharama: Wolf teaches man levitation, Colorado, 1889. Colourised.
 jochenau: wikiHow to use a chef's hat full of drumsticks to die horribly to a pack of wolves
 Zaxxoff: Sith lesson 38: use the force to tease wolves
Image 252959   06-16-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Image 252958 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by afroking. You have brought shame on us, afroking.
Score:
496
 
 jazzjunkie: Grows up to be #253083
 john dough: Mmmmmm. Gelfling!
 iCEy: This is Fawkes on a burning day.
 dangerkeith3000: Dinachicken
 raditzu: Jesus fukkin christ, a pterodactyl
 piranharama: I saw Jurassic Park, I know how this ends.
 Dr. Bathroom: Can what?
 Whatever: Shouldnt you be feeding it Froot Loops, or has my parent the television been lying about toucan Sam all these years?
 sparename: Feed it sage and onion..
Image 252957   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
552
 
 Robespierre: @Winterneuro As I said, PRACTICALLY everything.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Lately I've been looking for something to "send away for" - came close with a pair of house slippers in a stack of junk mail that was supposed to go to my geriatric neighbor.
 Winterneuro: @Robespierre I would have to disagree with you. I mean high school sucked, but that wasnt the 80s fault. If not for the 80s, we wouldnt have Doppler radar, disposable cameras, the nicotine patch, Prozac, disposable contact lenses, the space shuttle, the PERSONAL computer, the permanent artificial heart, the cell phone, synthetic skin, MTV, the Original Nintendo, just to name a few
 AlexDeLarge: Just the thing to help me jam while I infiltrate Soviet- controlled Afghanistan.
 Robespierre: The '80s were a super-bad time for practically everything.
 sparename: *Up to 90 minutes of your favourite tunes! Or 120 if you want to spend ages recording stuff, play it once or twice, then have the incredibly thin tape get all tangled and wrapped around the mechanism after you accidentally nudged it while it was playing
 DrinkMixMan: Rock out with your rock out!
Image 252956   06-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
646
 
 Robespierre: Wy yoo doo dis too mee, hoomin?
Image 252955   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
285
 
 dangerkeith3000: There's corn in it!
 grizzly: I'll make my own, thank you very much.
 White Rice: @FabricMan and waste perfectly good chocolate?
 FabricMan: What's wrong with a Baby Ruth?
Image 252954   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Zaxxoff
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: At least he/she can easily keep his/her stick figure family up to date. (We need gender neutral singular pronouns)
 mrmrmr: say it again @Whatever
 Side Boob: This isn't how you text message.
 addend: *without?
 raditzu: I'll break up with your windows
 Robespierre: Subtle
 Whatever: You forgot to sign it...
 Off Topic: #252954 Guess it wasn't great in the bed too.
 dobbiesdoogs: that's what you get for winding 'er up like that
Image 252953   06-16-18   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
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