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268879  hajjpodge: Leaf it alone, kitty!

268898  fracking: Gimme a high four!

268714  KnifeySpooney: @snekeyes Uh huh

268889  hajjpodge: Uploader selfies aren't typically memorable, but this one fits the bill.

268886  Dr Awkward: O horn

268877  Warrax: GIMME A T!

268888  Warrax: No time for chit chat, just give me the quest already.

268880  ChubbyBuddy: mspaint diaries of the aspiring school shooter

268886  FormerLurker: They seem nice.

268886  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, my ass is down here!"

268897  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268896  nathan: This is such a dad joke.

268885  tib gubb: the calm before the storm

268873  a robot: Creepy!

268884  Greek Fire: *thwip*

268894  angry: What beautiful blue eyes! I hope you two are having a lovely time together!

268884  Chest Rockwell: I can see stab alley from here!

268880  Chest Rockwell: 10 years later and Asshole still hasn't got the hat thing figured out.

268871  ChubbyBuddy: @Passive theres a reason the couch is leather

268876  ChubbyBuddy: cats DC Punk Trek movies, next

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268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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Score:
1148
 
 Dreforian: Reading is fun-da-mental!
 Mr. Butt: @hajjpodge :D
 hajjpodge: @Mr. Butt
 Uncle Phil: Logo looks kinda like a toilet. They knew.
 Shay: thinkin bout those beans.
 Yam: Lol ya
Image 252861   06-16-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
154
 
 Winterneuro: @Spazstatic sad and true in the USA
 Spazstatic: @some guy also some schools
 some guy : They are also mandatory in factory and warehouse jobs where the contents must be visible to prevent internal theft.
 AstoriaBum: We have one of these for beach use. They let the sand drain out. Very handy.
Image 252860   06-16-18   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
905
 
 Zochrot: yeaaaaaaah....lick my balls
 AstoriaBum: Needs to be brought home in one of those mesh backpacks . Told you they were handy.
 Robespierre: Red sky at night, doggo's delight
Image 252859   06-16-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
600
 
 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager I usually use beam in reference to being teleported to the Friendly Spaceship
 Mad Collager: @Dick Inspector Ooh! Next time I say something subtly to someone, I may just say, conspiratorially, "If you catch my symantic drift.".
 Dick Inspector: @Mad Collager The fancy term for the reason is semantic drift.
 Mad Collager: @Dick Inspector That's very cool! I wonder why the English only use "beam" to refer to timbers that go cross-wise.
 Dick Inspector: @redmonkey3 It is actually a corruption of Bumgardner, and the 'Bum' part is a corruption of German 'Baum' (tree) that happened during immigration. Baum is incidentally also cognate with Englsh 'beam'.
 Teechur: Aren't you a little short for a chicken nugget scientist?
 redmonkey3: Read as "BumGardener" - is the crop good this season ?
Image 252858   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
439
 
 TurkeyVulture: @Air Biscuit of course, in my dog's case, after thousands of generations of forging him into a hunting tool, hundreds of generations of fine-tuning his guarding abilities, and dozens of generations of selective breeding for pit fighting . . . He's been laying across my belly for a week to make me feel better while I've been sick.
 redmonkey3: Turning dogs into police / army, navy, air force, marine, coast guard operatives is wrong ? Maybe better ?
 Air Biscuit: @Lantry @TurkeyVulture @redmonkey3 i agree with vulture, that was kinda how we got them to be our friends in the first place.
 TurkeyVulture: @Lantry also, that particular nature has been being turned into a hunting and defenseman weapon for like 14,000 years.
 Lantry: sorry, didn't mean to sound like a sanctimonious one-upper
 Lantry: guns are made from metal that is mined out of the Earth, and we descended from monkeys. the distinction between "mankind" and "nature" is an arbitrary one; it's all one big system. Violence of any kind is bad.
 redmonkey3: Turning nature into weapons is Wrong, imo
Image 252857   06-16-18   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
508
 
 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager good question and I don't know the answer. You could use a one-way valve and have an exhaust though.
 Air Biscuit: @Mad Collager @Teechur just wear a fin hat then.
 Mad Collager: @Teechur You could even rig the snorkel to breath through the fin, though I don't know if the physics would allow you to get a breath from a tube that long.
 Teechur: I would totally snorkel through here with a fin tied to my back.
 redmonkey3: Buffet!
Image 252856   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
514
 
 Air Biscuit: Maybe if you position some fans just rught...
 Teechur: @redmonkey3 DON'T want to meet anyone who tried and couldn't.
 redmonkey3: Anybody who can control gravity like that needs an Avengers interview
 redmonkey3: Want to meet someone who can
 charlemagne: if you can, you should
 Amy Housewine: Urino position to issue such orders.
 sparename: Demonstrating Gravity Wazzes
Image 252855   06-16-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
692
 
 Side Boob: I'm the captain now.
 some guy : You ready to go night-night??!?
 charlemagne: genuinely finding the innocent look in the child eyes upsetting
 a sedated moose: @artfulcodger that's my line!
 tib gubb: stitches for snitches
 Greifer: my dudes
 cj22: Only dreams now
 artfulcodger: Small children are basically animals, anyway.
Image 252854   06-16-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
578
 
 charlemagne: @redmonkey3 animal farm, by george orwell
 redmonkey3: @charlemagne - what from ? Sounds very fam but cant place
 charlemagne: the creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again, but already it was impossible to say which was which
Image 252853   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
257
 
 SuedeOxford: Is this that Nissan delivery stunt?
Image 252852   06-16-18   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
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