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268573  Teechur: @Teechur Nope. I just let Bella the WonderDog in. Apparently it's raining here.

268573  Teechur: I can smell that wet dog from here.

268571  Teechur: Is this advice or two separate ideas?

268526  VeeKay: That poor doggo isn't going to get many walkies I'm guessing.

268570  VeeKay: Adeva Kedavra in Harry Potter universe, also Harry only ever does Expelliumus so Ron would be fineeee

268571  Amy Housewine: You're not my supervisor.

268567  San DoDo: This is how I picture Korrok, just chillin' climbing over a mountain in true form

268570  VoR: Is the joke that harry is now spent for the weekend. Wand is looking droopy.

268510  addend: "Do you have any /other/ pinatas?"

268514  addend: 1. Wallow in stupidity. 2. Cry.

268515  addend: This is a Dad photo.

268529  addend: # We don't need no education #

268532  addend: Hung the pic upside-down.

268538  addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.

268550  tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

268550  tib gubb: dog on a stog

268554  tib gubb: i may be mistaken here but i'm pretty sure those guys aren't japanese

268578  twitter: Modern Warfare 2 was the best

268578  DJSnoopMike: Put me in your enemies and/or father!

268578  Dominus Umbrae: finally after finishing the lawn i can get back home to my family knifing me

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Score:
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 Zochrot: yeaaaaaaah....lick my balls
 AstoriaBum: Needs to be brought home in one of those mesh backpacks . Told you they were handy.
 Robespierre: Red sky at night, doggo's delight
Image 252859   06-16-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
600
 
 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager I usually use beam in reference to being teleported to the Friendly Spaceship
 Mad Collager: @Dick Inspector Ooh! Next time I say something subtly to someone, I may just say, conspiratorially, "If you catch my symantic drift.".
 Dick Inspector: @Mad Collager The fancy term for the reason is semantic drift.
 Mad Collager: @Dick Inspector That's very cool! I wonder why the English only use "beam" to refer to timbers that go cross-wise.
 Dick Inspector: @redmonkey3 It is actually a corruption of Bumgardner, and the 'Bum' part is a corruption of German 'Baum' (tree) that happened during immigration. Baum is incidentally also cognate with Englsh 'beam'.
 Teechur: Aren't you a little short for a chicken nugget scientist?
 redmonkey3: Read as "BumGardener" - is the crop good this season ?
Image 252858   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
439
 
 TurkeyVulture: @Air Biscuit of course, in my dog's case, after thousands of generations of forging him into a hunting tool, hundreds of generations of fine-tuning his guarding abilities, and dozens of generations of selective breeding for pit fighting . . . He's been laying across my belly for a week to make me feel better while I've been sick.
 redmonkey3: Turning dogs into police / army, navy, air force, marine, coast guard operatives is wrong ? Maybe better ?
 Air Biscuit: @Lantry @TurkeyVulture @redmonkey3 i agree with vulture, that was kinda how we got them to be our friends in the first place.
 TurkeyVulture: @Lantry also, that particular nature has been being turned into a hunting and defenseman weapon for like 14,000 years.
 Lantry: sorry, didn't mean to sound like a sanctimonious one-upper
 Lantry: guns are made from metal that is mined out of the Earth, and we descended from monkeys. the distinction between "mankind" and "nature" is an arbitrary one; it's all one big system. Violence of any kind is bad.
 redmonkey3: Turning nature into weapons is Wrong, imo
Image 252857   06-16-18   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
508
 
 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager good question and I don't know the answer. You could use a one-way valve and have an exhaust though.
 Air Biscuit: @Mad Collager @Teechur just wear a fin hat then.
 Mad Collager: @Teechur You could even rig the snorkel to breath through the fin, though I don't know if the physics would allow you to get a breath from a tube that long.
 Teechur: I would totally snorkel through here with a fin tied to my back.
 redmonkey3: Buffet!
Image 252856   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
514
 
 Air Biscuit: Maybe if you position some fans just rught...
 Teechur: @redmonkey3 DON'T want to meet anyone who tried and couldn't.
 redmonkey3: Anybody who can control gravity like that needs an Avengers interview
 redmonkey3: Want to meet someone who can
 charlemagne: if you can, you should
 Amy Housewine: Urino position to issue such orders.
 sparename: Demonstrating Gravity Wazzes
Image 252855   06-16-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
692
 
 Side Boob: I'm the captain now.
 some guy : You ready to go night-night??!?
 charlemagne: genuinely finding the innocent look in the child eyes upsetting
 a sedated moose: @artfulcodger that's my line!
 tib gubb: stitches for snitches
 Greifer: my dudes
 cj22: Only dreams now
 artfulcodger: Small children are basically animals, anyway.
Image 252854   06-16-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
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 charlemagne: @redmonkey3 animal farm, by george orwell
 redmonkey3: @charlemagne - what from ? Sounds very fam but cant place
 charlemagne: the creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again, but already it was impossible to say which was which
Image 252853   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
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 SuedeOxford: Is this that Nissan delivery stunt?
Image 252852   06-16-18   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
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 some guy : @Shay TEE HEE HEE
 Shay: ((Jiggle))
Image 252851   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
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 redmonkey3: If your not offending as Least one person in the crowd; yr doing it wrong
Image 252850   06-16-18   Uploaded by    drhilljack
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