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268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

269050  petepuma: needs more toilet paper

269045  Side Boob: All glory to the Hypno Dog!

268790  Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Noooooo! Never try to iron Tigers - it burns the fur

269054  Side Boob: Same. 6' 27" here I come!

268799  Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

269065  Side Boob: Picasso Pizza

269063  Dr Awkward: I prefer Fido Crotchsniffers earlier works

269036  Prostata: l337 h4x0r d0gg0

269074  electrode: Also me when someone tells me it's a casual event

269064  fumbduck: Don't leave your kitty.

268990  WannaBee: @PenguinBartender this is Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town. It was a kids show on Nickelodeon.

269011  Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269018  Science: Why the hell would you cover hardwoods with that linoleum garbage?

268926  In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

21004  jljocque: Kip Adotta did it better.

269062  WTF: @booger ...and the kid looked down to see that the cop had actually tied his shoes together.

20880  jljocque: Yes, "Bug Boy" would have been so much better.

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268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268657 static xyz: He could be a mean drunk

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?



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 Kirtov: I bet it smells great in all those flowers.
 sparename: Spaced Cat on Petals
Image 252782   06-15-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
207
 
 tib gubb: that's not right
 WTF: I wash myself with a hair on a stick.
 Annoying Vegan : Just one? Thats a really tiny brush.
 Kirtov: Goes great with Colour in a Can.
Image 252781   06-15-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
197
 
 Shay: Well how can we find him if you marked out his name?
 sparename: Was later found with acute earache, devoid of all sense of self-worth..
 Teechur: Same penis forever
Image 252780   06-15-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
413
 
 Teechur: Ever go fishing in Dad Joke Lake? All you ever catch is crappie
 Dr Awkward: Heh.
Image 252779   06-15-18   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
551
 
 sparename: McKitten with fries
 OldKentuckyShark: Silly cat, that's where the ketchup goes #252760
 Not A Bot: Spoopy eggs. Must be a chicken ghost.
Image 252778   06-15-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
589
 
 Dreforian: You can see by my pupils that you are BLOCKING MY LIGHT
Image 252777   06-15-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
215
 
 Mad Collager: Best Products, in a bid to re-establish it's business, opens a pop-up showroom on a local street.
 WTF: You have to be creative to fit in those tight parking spots.
 wolfpk: Let's see if the city still denies they have a pothole problem! (Probably)
 Teechur: You hit it by thaaaaaaat much.
 dobbiesdoogs: when driving, don't be so cavalier
Image 252776   06-15-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
969
 
 some guy : Ravi Zupa
 SuedeOxford: Hey Frank! $80 says you can't fit a bottle up your ass! Hell, get it in there, and I'll drink it!
 a robot: The legend continues! #252047
 Side Boob: At least he's not gambling. Yet.
 tib gubb: if only i learned from kitty
 Dr Awkward: That cat is trouble.
Image 252775   06-15-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
263
 
 Zukero: Practical alternative to abortion
 Mr. Shine: *shuck!*
 Mad Collager: @Minnesotan Shish kebabs, coming up!
 San DoDo: It seemed like the perfect idea... at the time
 Dr. Bathroom: When your neighbors hate you.
 jochenau: And you just know some child will get the bright idea to try to jump into the pool from the trampoline.
 Minnesotan: also a grill
 Dr Awkward: Hmm, trampolining doesn't seem risky enough. How about some upright rebar to spice things up?
Image 252774   06-15-18   Uploaded by    bobby
Score:
296
 
 Shay: Super duper.
 Mad Collager: Sorry, but one can do so much better. etsy.com/listing/508171233/…
 Not A Bot: Borkf?
 tib gubb: @tib gubb there's a caption already there. get some sleep!
 tib gubb: putin on the ritz
 Scoo: #59263
Image 252773   06-15-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
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