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269198  WannaBee: @Mexico Take it away, Penny!

269178  Felicity: But then you'd have two brains on the front of your chest

269182  Felicity: That reminds me, I'm tired and depressed

269186  Felicity: Also, XP

269189  Felicity: Coincidentally, I'm rewatching the 1989 movie of The Punisher

269195  Felicity: Les Nessman's house

269203  WannaBee: Asian Wednesday Adams

269199  Felicity: Brilliant

269195  a robot: NONE SHALL PASS except if you go around to the side

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 yep. I put c h o p and it switcherinoed it to chop! Gotta love those switcherinos :)

269202  Felicity: He seems nice

269199  a robot: Aww yeah dem polygons

269202  a robot: I doubt it

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 I'm pretty sure I said whack off? I don't remember :/

269183  hajjpodge: @dangerkeith3000 I seal what you didn't.

269165  AdaMan: Swing and a miss

269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

269152  dangerkeith3000: Stupid sexy mannequin...

269210  ani625: Shitting shit or shitting bricks?

269165  dangerkeith3000: I don't know why anyone would photoshop this,but it has to be.

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2. Shay
3. tib gubb
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

269098 DrNinjaman: The Hudge

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269112 DrNinjaman: Fuckin' Millenials

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

269165 AdaMan: Swing and a miss

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"



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11. glowstick: 1474 points
12. DogsRGreat: 1469 points
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14. blablabla: 1464 points
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Score:
436
 
 Robespierre: Steve Yobs, prior to the Black Permanency Era
 Greifer: Frederick Krueger before being burned alive by an angry mob. b/w 1983
Image 252744   06-15-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
347
 
 Zochrot: she ded
 a robot: @Side Boob Tineye helped me find this (it's Reddit, I'm sorry) tinyurl.com/…
 Bohab: @Side Boob prisoner 24601?
 Side Boob: Anyone know who this lady is? Ze Google does nothing.
 Robespierre: Her proper place in the cosmos
 Mr. Shine: Hello, ma'am!
Image 252743   06-15-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
866
 
 Mr. Shine: :-D
Image 252742   06-15-18   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
721
 
 VeeKay: Goddam tree rat
Image 252741   06-15-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
674
 
 charlemagne: 'aye, you'll be a breeder my boy, like your mother and father, and our mothers and fathers before you'
 Not A Bot: installations were followed to the letter: "place one stop sign at main and one at liberty"
 Knice: Gaybies, if you will.
Image 252740   06-15-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
94
 
 Aspirin: Why Im not single: Alright looking, Not picky, X Dick is big, but not uncomfortably so.
 Shay: As single as Kraft American cheese singles.
 Teechur: Spiderman's had enough of your shit.
 SuedeOxford: Mine killed someone. She couldn't stop laughing and had a stroke. It was the only stroking to be had that night.
 tib gubb: same
 Mr. Butt: $5 or under footling
 Zaxxoff: it's not all bad, break a leg and you won't need crutches
Image 252739   06-15-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
180
 
 Butcherboy: What object held together with only 8 screws needs two people to construct
 tib gubb: two vietnamese midgets? well that's kind of ridiculous
 BavidDowie: and they're SOLD SEPARATELY, of COURSE
 a robot: @barfolomew Nah, you're on your own
 Scoo: I don't even know one Vietnamese person, let alone two! :(
 barfolomew: REQUIRED ROBOTS
Image 252738   06-15-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
668
 
 Borb Prembus: Sick burn
 Robespierre: 11 of 10: Clickbait junkies make terrible parents
 Mad Collager: I was a MUCH better parent before I had children.
 Teechur: And the poster made it slide 10
 Mr. Butt: As someone who doesn't have children, let me tell you how to raise your children.
 barfolomew: I don't get the issue here. Parenting advice is not like a medical diagnosis... you hear something, you mull it over, if it seems like a good idea you can at least try it.
 DeeeeeeeezNutz: Should be looking at parenting slideshows.
 Alaskan: My kids were born in the '90's, so no, not me.
 ineedhepl: If it's your first kid, sometimes you just get that fucking deseprate
Image 252737   06-15-18   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
418
 
 Mr Bleak: FFS: swap top left and bottom right!
 FabricMan: SOON
 Mr. Shine: I see you!
 Not A Bot: I should have listened to Jokey Smurf about Smurfette. I wish this village had a doctor.
Image 252736   06-15-18   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
902
 
 Zukero: Ebola.
 Shay: He saw the face of God.
 Teechur: Shouldn't have looked at me nekkid.
 Dick Inspector: Good.
 dangerkeith3000: His DeLorian reached 88 mph.
 Knice: That dude has seen some serious shit.
Image 252735   06-15-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
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