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268457  redmonkey3: Never. EVER. make eye contact with the goose - he has many other stops to make & no time for yr human flirtations

268451  Air Biscuit: But you wont know till after im gone anyway...

268452  Air Biscuit: Never trust people walking on water.

268455  Air Biscuit: Hungry for worrrrds?

268447  Ihminen: i like how the grey smear that is just censoring the letter I is also shaped like a letter I

268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

268435  Lunimeow: Nice Quackulator.

268453  WTF: That Moons Over MyHammy isn't going to pay for itself.

268451  mammal883: By the way, that eggtimer right above the sign for 2.99, they are wonderful for making hardboiled eggs.

268447  Eleftheros: @WannaBee I'd watch Jack Preacher

268451  mammal883: I used to do this all of the time at World Market, True Value, Target, et cetera. I was so immature back when I was 44.

268444  redmonkey3: There could be a recall notice on yr doggo...

268421  Mad Collager: All it needs when it's done is some toe cheese.

268423  Mad Collager: Borkfupine

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5. Dr Awkward
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies



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wolfskin uploaded 268231 (792 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (776 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (747 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 267966 (712 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267955 (704 points)


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 7. MrBoffo: 2081 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
11. east bay: 1480 points
12. watwatwat: 1417 points
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14. fisto: 1334 points
15. poetrysucks: 1334 points
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Score:
866
 
 Mr. Shine: :-D
Image 252742   06-15-18   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
721
 
 VeeKay: Goddam tree rat
Image 252741   06-15-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
674
 
 charlemagne: 'aye, you'll be a breeder my boy, like your mother and father, and our mothers and fathers before you'
 Not A Bot: installations were followed to the letter: "place one stop sign at main and one at liberty"
 Knice: Gaybies, if you will.
Image 252740   06-15-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
94
 
 Aspirin: Why Im not single: Alright looking, Not picky, X Dick is big, but not uncomfortably so.
 Shay: As single as Kraft American cheese singles.
 Teechur: Spiderman's had enough of your shit.
 SuedeOxford: Mine killed someone. She couldn't stop laughing and had a stroke. It was the only stroking to be had that night.
 tib gubb: same
 Mr. Butt: $5 or under footling
 Zaxxoff: it's not all bad, break a leg and you won't need crutches
Image 252739   06-15-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
180
 
 Butcherboy: What object held together with only 8 screws needs two people to construct
 tib gubb: two vietnamese midgets? well that's kind of ridiculous
 BavidDowie: and they're SOLD SEPARATELY, of COURSE
 a robot: @barfolomew Nah, you're on your own
 Scoo: I don't even know one Vietnamese person, let alone two! :(
 barfolomew: REQUIRED ROBOTS
Image 252738   06-15-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
668
 
 Borb Prembus: Sick burn
 Robespierre: 11 of 10: Clickbait junkies make terrible parents
 Mad Collager: I was a MUCH better parent before I had children.
 Teechur: And the poster made it slide 10
 Mr. Butt: As someone who doesn't have children, let me tell you how to raise your children.
 barfolomew: I don't get the issue here. Parenting advice is not like a medical diagnosis... you hear something, you mull it over, if it seems like a good idea you can at least try it.
 DeeeeeeeezNutz: Should be looking at parenting slideshows.
 Alaskan: My kids were born in the '90's, so no, not me.
 ineedhepl: If it's your first kid, sometimes you just get that fucking deseprate
Image 252737   06-15-18   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
418
 
 Mr Bleak: FFS: swap top left and bottom right!
 FabricMan: SOON
 Mr. Shine: I see you!
 Not A Bot: I should have listened to Jokey Smurf about Smurfette. I wish this village had a doctor.
Image 252736   06-15-18   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
902
 
 Zukero: Ebola.
 Shay: He saw the face of God.
 Teechur: Shouldn't have looked at me nekkid.
 Dick Inspector: Good.
 dangerkeith3000: His DeLorian reached 88 mph.
 Knice: That dude has seen some serious shit.
Image 252735   06-15-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
515
 
 Robespierre: @drtofu The heroes we DESERVE
 drtofu: The heroes we need
 dangerkeith3000: Which one is me?
Image 252734   06-15-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
326
 
 snipdawg: Everybody lies. He knows why.
 Micro Jackson: Lupus. Plus, he forgot he pants
 Robespierre: Cuz he ded
 dangerkeith3000: Dollars to donuts his favorite band is Massive Attack.
 Side Boob: @hajjpodge it's never Lupus
 hajjpodge: Maybe it's lupus.
Image 252733   06-15-18   Uploaded by    snekeyes
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