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268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

269050  petepuma: needs more toilet paper

269045  Side Boob: All glory to the Hypno Dog!

268790  Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Noooooo! Never try to iron Tigers - it burns the fur

269054  Side Boob: Same. 6' 27" here I come!

268799  Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

269065  Side Boob: Picasso Pizza

269063  Dr Awkward: I prefer Fido Crotchsniffers earlier works

269036  Prostata: l337 h4x0r d0gg0

269074  electrode: Also me when someone tells me it's a casual event

269064  fumbduck: Don't leave your kitty.

268990  WannaBee: @PenguinBartender this is Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town. It was a kids show on Nickelodeon.

269011  Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269018  Science: Why the hell would you cover hardwoods with that linoleum garbage?

268926  In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

21004  jljocque: Kip Adotta did it better.

269062  WTF: @booger ...and the kid looked down to see that the cop had actually tied his shoes together.

20880  jljocque: Yes, "Bug Boy" would have been so much better.

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268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

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Score:
1663
 
 Mad Collager: @Side Boob Thank you! I admit, I should've sharpened the type and poster a little more. I was looking at the background.
 San DoDo: NO CUTS!
 petepuma: I blame the GDPR
 Side Boob: @Mad Collager this is awesome!
 Air Biscuit: Why is she holding a giant wildberry poptart on a stick?
 Peter Pantsless: Don't listen to her, you can squeeze me all you want
 a sedated moose: I'm gonna be purple drank!
Image 252641   06-14-18   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
390
 
 Science: @ThoughtlessGentleman: Venerating, not worshiping.
 Zukero: I bet they're all brave nuns there.
 Annoying Vegan : There is an actual desiccated little hand inside that thing, isnt there
 dangerkeith3000: Jesus, Marie. They're MINERALS.
 Starky15: Praying for a fisting by Thanos
 tib gubb: seems legit
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Mr. Shine graven images and whatnot. i wont pay it any attention next time.
 Warrax: Watch your mouth sister, her saint hand is way strong.
 Mr. Shine: @ThoughtlessGentleman you're not supposed to notice that. But it happens a lot.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: kinda look like they might be worshipping that object......
Image 252640   06-14-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
450
 
 White Rice: @redmonkey3 spell it backwards, then the secret shall be revealed.
 redmonkey3: @White Rice - i am confused... helps pleases
 White Rice: @redmonkey3 that's "facit sejam" around these parts.
 dangerkeith3000: butt er fly
 redmonkey3: Majestic AF!
Image 252639   06-14-18   Uploaded by    Lunimeow
Score:
643
 
 SuedeOxford: @DrNinjaman 200 tiny wet willies
 Robespierre: @DrNinjaman I'm still thinking about thos prickles
 DrNinjaman: Little known fact: Hedgehogs habitually cover themselves in their own frothy spit. No one knows why, but people think it might be to make pokes from their prickles more painful.
 dangerkeith3000: @hajjpodge I learned that the hard way.
 hajjpodge: @dangerkeith3000 Only if you scrub one-way.
 dangerkeith3000: LOOFAH
Image 252638   06-14-18   Uploaded by    AlexDeLarge
Score:
258
 
 DrNinjaman: In case of fire, sign will be on fire
 Dr Awkward: My father was a Fire Keep his whole career.
 well duh: Missing a comma, or perhaps a semicolon.
 Scoo: works either way
 AlexDeLarge: Don't dead open inside
 Sandor: Fire bad!
Image 252637   06-14-18   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
427
 
 VoR: Dang it?
 2Berries: Smoke follows beauty
 Air Biscuit: This is why you should safeguard your personal information and enroll in a credit monitoring service.
 Mr. Shine: @Ihminen so it worked?
 trelyate: aren't you supposed to be keeping a door shut?
 Ihminen: years ago when me and my friends sat by a campfire one said "the smoke follows the one who fucks sheep" ...a bit later the smoke was one the face of a friend who had sheep at home
Image 252636   06-14-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
307
 
 DrNinjaman: The only Married News Team in the Tri-county area!
 Not A Bot: just because i'm laughing at the moment doesn't mean my soul is happy, cat
 Air Biscuit: Young Kate McKinnon?
Image 252635   06-14-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
418
 
 Side Boob: @a robot A shout-out to LL Cool J
 a robot: also why does Jesus have one short and one long pant leg
 a robot: why does this exist
 dangerkeith3000: Lesbians eat what!
 charlemagne: after you buried him, remember to burn your clothes
 Robespierre: A good caption? How about "Maudlin"?
Image 252634   06-14-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
736
 
 Scoo: Facit Sejam!
 Salmonella: Majestic AF
 trelyate: Majestic.
Image 252633   06-14-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
341
 
 DrNinjaman: Don't forget to wipe!
 sparename: LCD WCs??
 Commodore 64: It's two-way mirrors inside.
 Mr. Shine: We've updated YOUR privacy policy!
 Side Boob: "Privacy"
Image 252632   06-14-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
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