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263380  Scoo: The catch: you have to watch them all the way from beginning to end

263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

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2. dangerkeith3000
3. addend
4. VeeKay
5. ignatz
6. Not A Bot
7. tib gubb
8. a robot
9. Spazstatic
10. WannaBee



The top ten most commented-on images today:

263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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WannaBee uploaded 262885 (818 points)
Vladimir Puta uploaded 262968 (811 points)
piratepom uploaded 263241 (766 points)
kittylitter uploaded 263086 (751 points)
redpeepee uploaded 263126 (744 points)
Fantasy uploaded 263316 (736 points)
zip file uploaded 262874 (735 points)
ignatz uploaded 263299 (733 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 263050 (724 points)
entropy uploaded 262941 (722 points)
Religion X uploaded 263273 (721 points)
ashton uploaded 262906 (711 points)
crappypants uploaded 262943 (708 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. WannaBee: 2368 points
 3. E. HONDA: 2063 points
 4. The Turks: 2047 points
 5. kittylitter: 1879 points
 6. piratepom: 1839 points
 7. Scoo: 1552 points
 8. MikeWhiskey: 1487 points
 9. a robot: 1420 points
10. Side Boob: 1394 points
11. Murm Gungus: 1384 points
12. HenryVIII: 1376 points
13. madmax1: 1345 points
14. Mexico: 1335 points
15. Vladimir Puta: 1332 points
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 addend: On a clear day, you can smell forever.
 DrNinjaman: Ain't no party like a garbage party!
 Jack Daniels: That chicken looks a little undercooked.
 itskando: @Spazstatic Is that what we're calling North America now? Fair
 Spazstatic: Beauty of North Korea?
 sparename: Where are the seagulls?
 wolfpk: Post apocalypse or hippie commune?
 apoxia: mmm... appetizing
 tib gubb: when your time share is now a garbage dump...
Image 252514   06-13-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
634
 
 Stumpwiz: Clearly not Republican Jesus.
 some guy : #252446
 some guy : This is exactly what the four big banks want you to believe will happen in the second coming in which they also want you to believe so that you will keep working in this life to find salvation in the next which is also a fabrication they want to promote.
 tib gubb: @Spazstatic hedge funds, private investment companies, lobbying firms... stuff that people have never heard of
 Spazstatic: @tib gubb churches?
 Robespierre: This prophesy's working in reverse. The moneychangers have taken over the temple instead.
 tib gubb: ironically, most of the people responsible for the shit we're in are above working for companies like this.
Image 252513   06-13-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
382
 
 Butcherboy: Oh your local mall sells crap too?
 Robespierre: Ceramic decorative unicorns love it!
Image 252512   06-13-18   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
640
 
 Dr Awkward: Aussies are rad.
Image 252511   06-13-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
388
 
 Spazstatic: @Scoo I guess that means if you don't have to actively push you're good to carry on?
 Scoo: Push Gas? Did someone's grandma write that?
 WTF: I'm more of a dive bombing farter than a crop duster.
 DrNinjaman: Psst, Hey buddy, you wanna buy some gas?
Image 252510   06-13-18   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
582
 
 raditzu: do You know if this guy has Patreon or something to appreciate his efforts to choke to me to death laughing?
 Sadbot: @frenk now he can demand a not as low cost for his cosplay
Image 252509   06-13-18   Uploaded by    night shift
Image 252508 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Alpha Trion. You have brought shame on us, Alpha Trion.
Score:
659
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Not A Bot those are for flagging comments. They turn purple if you (+) a comment
 Greifer: what pen?!
 Not A Bot: We get circles now? Why'd I get stuck with red? I want purple or blue :(
 tib gubb: it's a cheap play for rads to post a cute pupper. *rads*
 2Berries: Straight shooter with upper management written all over
Image 252507   06-13-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
792
 
 PenguinBartender: Do not fuck with Betty White.
 tib gubb: catty old ladies is kind of my thing
Image 252506   06-13-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
470
 
 Mad Collager: Telegram!
 wolfpk: The infamous "shell trap!"
Image 252505   06-13-18   Uploaded by    professorpig
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