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272263  copunter: typos? is that comedy here then? look out, Jay Leno, we have a spaceship

272269  copunter: deciphering aint easy, but it's very necessary

272300  FabricMan: Ermehgerd! Ter treh wersh!

272089  Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272299  dangerkeith3000: Welcome to my TEDBorkf.

272294  Shay: The Rock was in Jem????? (Or is it the gem was in The Rock?????)

272279  Shay: Oh dear, I do believe I have been given the ol' Stinkhand again.

272242  AdaMan: Load bearing zip ties

272308  Mustyrats: That's a "How *you* doin?" look if I ever saw one!

272295  ignatz: They all look remarkably happy..

272286  WTF: 9 months later she gave birth to an ottoman

272294  WTF: Rock pile

271779  mammal883: @Mr Bleak I'm with you on the Good Stuff. We have a Guatamalan Antigua Blend that is our go-to in the Technivorm, and a steady rotation of espresso roasts in the Gaggia.

272273  a robot: @Teechur tinyurl.com/…

272287  Prostata: BORKF

272283  addend: Mmm, plague.

272286  craftjunk: Fried foods and pasteurized cheese are culture right?

272286  addend: Gender reveal: It's a Lay-Z Boy.

272295  Bob: That stresses me out more

272295  tib gubb: this is bad :( poor puppers

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272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.



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Score:
390
 
 Derp Herpigan: #23 It's gonna be a long bathroom break
 Mr Bleak: #22 Passing the time until you can go home.
 piranharama: #21 Stalking your ex on social media
 Spazstatic: #20 still more cat pictures
 Spazstatic: #19 dog pictures
 Side Boob: #18 :files:
 grizzly: #17 Sharing info with my newsgroup!
 Micro Jackson: #16 Revenge
 dangerkeith3000: #15 Profit.
 fanny: #14 ???
 Side Boob: #13 Vapid posting on social media
 Air Biscuit: 12. Aggro-gator
 Teechur: Self-diagnosing that hangnail into terminal hand cancer.
 Mad Collager: @Yam #11 Pornographic Cat Poetry (purrverse).
 Yam: #10 Porn Cats (fur affinity)
 Robespierre: #9 Worse opinions
 tib gubb: #bad. just bad.
 Knice: #8 Leaving a comment. Just a short one, even.
 Sandor: #7 cat pictures
 FabricMan: #6 Fake news
 FabricMan: #5 Pirated media
 Mexico: #4 Terrible opinions
 Mexico: #3 Ill-advised posting
 Side Boob: #2 Cat pictures
 Side Boob: #1 Porn
Image 252458   06-13-18   Uploaded by    jochenau
Score:
622
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 252457   06-13-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
644
 
 KEKOEKEOEK: ughhhhhhh
 DrinkMixMan: Mama mia. I guess I'll-a be cleaning my own pipes a-tonight!
 Yam: Me too, princess
 Ihminen: A missing panel where Waluigi barges in to the room and all 3 of them swoon in to his long gangly arms
 a robot: Don't worry Mario, you always have Toad and/or Bowser
Image 252456   06-13-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
158
 
 grace: i lolled irl at this @barfolomew
 Dr Awkward: This makes me uncomfortable.
 Robespierre: Sounds like the time is ripe to bring this question to daytime television. Audience?
 Scoo: Is one of them named Lupus? Because it's never Lupus.
 Prostata: TMI, lady. TMI.
 barfolomew: Yet gonna see that, a-yep.
Image 252455   06-13-18   Uploaded by    skatermario
Image 252454 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by No Penguins Allowed. You have brought shame on us, No Penguins Allowed.
Score:
237
 
 Sadpygmy: Thanks for the tip off
 Micro Jackson: My decision for circumcision got nothing but derision from the uncut division who abhor that small incision though it was a personal decision
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo Haha, I'm just picturing an alternate universe where people need to get a foreskin trimming at the barber every month or so because it just keeps growing.
 WTF: @Greifer Actually he was so distraught he had some regrafted back on.
 Robespierre: A little too focused, I'd say
 Scoo: Don't ever shave, cut your hair, or trim your nails either!
 wolfpk: Bad news; being circumcised is not the reason you can't get laid!
 jochenau: Why are there even that many bumper stickers about this issue?
 FabricMan: "A cruel ripoff" LOL
 Mr. Butt: Somebody really loves smegma.
 Side Boob: I too feel strongly about Things. However, I've learned to keep my opinions to myself.
 tib gubb: you know, a simple "i 3 penis" would have been fine
 Prostata: Just guessing they took a little too much off the top here
 dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.
 Greifer: ok we get it you have a foreskin
Image 252453   06-13-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
759
 
 Micro Jackson: Small compensation for freakishly short legs
 Dorb: The grass is greener under my wiener.
 obama: God, Carl. TMI! TMI!
 Beer 30: Same.
Image 252452   06-13-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
443
 
 fanny: I've never seen a pug that looks like this. It's even more hideous than a normal pug.
 mammal883: This little puppers looks a bit like the Rancor from Return of the Jedi!
 dangerkeith3000: Is its head on upside-down?
Image 252451   06-13-18   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
517
 
 dangerkeith3000: Welcome to Detroit, bitch.
Image 252450   06-13-18   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
532
 
 Teechur: @Robespierre Does the carpel match the drupes?
 Micro Jackson: Stay the fuck away, veggies! Meat only!
 Robespierre: @Teechur Are they drupes? Asking for a friend.
 Teechur: Pumpkins are technically fruits.
 tib gubb: remember, timmy - if it had the chance, that pumpkin would kill you, and everyone you care about.
 a robot: Except a pumpkin doesn't HAVE a face until we carve one into it. Sloppy reporting, Colbert
 dangerkeith3000: Foreskin is not a birth defect.
 Mexico: Vegetables: America's most treacherous enemy.
Image 252449   06-13-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
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