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253629  DrinkMixMan: *Xe Man

253609  wolfpk: I got slapped last time I said that!

253629  DrinkMixMan: Ze Man

253610  wolfpk: Now that Toys R Us is gone, Jeffrey the giraffe is slowly fading away.

253628  a robot: *heart eyes*

253613  White Rice: I was looking for the Obvious Plant logo, but coupdn't see it on the water box. I do appreciate the "drink slowly" warning.

253608  Not A Bot: Not only that, but the campfire won't stay lit.

253625  itskando: See: fievel goes West the dog Chase

253613  itskando: Laluminum water: Bright to you by the Laluminatti

253621  Amy Housewine: Godammnit Eddie, leave those people alone.

253593  Amy Housewine: Ooooh - it's only just occurred to me that this might have been (in a roundabout way) where the Pterry Ptitle "Thief Of Time" came from. The thought had neve occurred tome before.

253597  Munkybut: Clean your damn nails!

253621  a sedated moose: I enjoy the fact that you didn't go with the obvious choice of Metallica's Master of Puppets.

253594  Amy Housewine: "Oh do fuck off" seems to be the only halfway sensible response to this.

253611  Dr Awkward: @2Berries I'm not sure how much of a tint %5 or 20% is... 5% doesn't sound like a lot

253608  Amy Housewine: Somebody will be along in a minute to ask him complicated questions about the discography and tell him that he shouldn't wear this if he can't answer them.

253611  2Berries: @Dr Awkward just got 5% all around & it is so nice. Except when you drive in a friends car & realize everyone can see you staring at them now

253615  Amy Housewine: @Christina That was the reference that came to my mind too!

253623  2Berries: "I'm not scared anymore!" "Then your not paying close enough attention!"

253622  Amy Housewine: I prefer DJ Dodger Jammie

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253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253412 Bluetocracy: I need a can (case) of this at work.

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253366 redmonkey3: The "N" word! (?)

253405 Greifer: @VoR and maybe those pricks in the movie should have let the shark alone in the first place... So put it back and don't swim in shark waters

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253360 redmonkey3: Ssso - all red setters are Hank the Bush Bean dogs now ?

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...



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11. cannabis: 1892 points
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Score:
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 Sadpygmy: Thanks for the tip off
 Micro Jackson: My decision for circumcision got nothing but derision from the uncut division who abhor that small incision though it was a personal decision
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo Haha, I'm just picturing an alternate universe where people need to get a foreskin trimming at the barber every month or so because it just keeps growing.
 WTF: @Greifer Actually he was so distraught he had some regrafted back on.
 Robespierre: A little too focused, I'd say
 Scoo: Don't ever shave, cut your hair, or trim your nails either!
 wolfpk: Bad news; being circumcised is not the reason you can't get laid!
 jochenau: Why are there even that many bumper stickers about this issue?
 FabricMan: "A cruel ripoff" LOL
 Mr. Butt: Somebody really loves smegma.
 Side Boob: I too feel strongly about Things. However, I've learned to keep my opinions to myself.
 tib gubb: you know, a simple "i 3 penis" would have been fine
 Prostata: Just guessing they took a little too much off the top here
 dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.
 Greifer: ok we get it you have a foreskin
Image 252453   06-13-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
730
 
 Micro Jackson: Small compensation for freakishly short legs
 Dorb: The grass is greener under my wiener.
 obama: God, Carl. TMI! TMI!
 Beer 30: Same.
Image 252452   06-13-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
415
 
 fanny: I've never seen a pug that looks like this. It's even more hideous than a normal pug.
 mammal883: This little puppers looks a bit like the Rancor from Return of the Jedi!
 dangerkeith3000: Is its head on upside-down?
Image 252451   06-13-18   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
491
 
 dangerkeith3000: Welcome to Detroit, bitch.
Image 252450   06-13-18   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
532
 
 Teechur: @Robespierre Does the carpel match the drupes?
 Micro Jackson: Stay the fuck away, veggies! Meat only!
 Robespierre: @Teechur Are they drupes? Asking for a friend.
 Teechur: Pumpkins are technically fruits.
 tib gubb: remember, timmy - if it had the chance, that pumpkin would kill you, and everyone you care about.
 a robot: Except a pumpkin doesn't HAVE a face until we carve one into it. Sloppy reporting, Colbert
 dangerkeith3000: Foreskin is not a birth defect.
 Mexico: Vegetables: America's most treacherous enemy.
Image 252449   06-13-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
460
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 252448   06-13-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
576
 
 Urn BooUrn: No one can stay angry or sad around doggo. Nature's Prozac.
Image 252447   06-13-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
549
 
 some guy : #252513
 Sadbot: The folks at my credit union seem okay. Wells Fargo, on the other hand...
 Sadbot: The folks at my credit union seem okay. Wells Fargo, on the other hand...
 Prostata: I'd convert in a second if they still did this
 tib gubb: okay
 Mexico: You're telling me you don't do this every week?
Image 252446   06-13-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
592
 
 Annoying Vegan : Adventure Corgs!
 Christina: Corgwn.
Image 252445   06-13-18   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
243
 
 NoRagrets: Chain smokers have more voting power
Image 252444   06-13-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
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