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253629  DrinkMixMan: *Xe Man

253609  wolfpk: I got slapped last time I said that!

253629  DrinkMixMan: Ze Man

253610  wolfpk: Now that Toys R Us is gone, Jeffrey the giraffe is slowly fading away.

253628  a robot: *heart eyes*

253613  White Rice: I was looking for the Obvious Plant logo, but coupdn't see it on the water box. I do appreciate the "drink slowly" warning.

253608  Not A Bot: Not only that, but the campfire won't stay lit.

253625  itskando: See: fievel goes West the dog Chase

253613  itskando: Laluminum water: Bright to you by the Laluminatti

253621  Amy Housewine: Godammnit Eddie, leave those people alone.

253593  Amy Housewine: Ooooh - it's only just occurred to me that this might have been (in a roundabout way) where the Pterry Ptitle "Thief Of Time" came from. The thought had neve occurred tome before.

253597  Munkybut: Clean your damn nails!

253621  a sedated moose: I enjoy the fact that you didn't go with the obvious choice of Metallica's Master of Puppets.

253594  Amy Housewine: "Oh do fuck off" seems to be the only halfway sensible response to this.

253611  Dr Awkward: @2Berries I'm not sure how much of a tint %5 or 20% is... 5% doesn't sound like a lot

253608  Amy Housewine: Somebody will be along in a minute to ask him complicated questions about the discography and tell him that he shouldn't wear this if he can't answer them.

253611  2Berries: @Dr Awkward just got 5% all around & it is so nice. Except when you drive in a friends car & realize everyone can see you staring at them now

253615  Amy Housewine: @Christina That was the reference that came to my mind too!

253623  2Berries: "I'm not scared anymore!" "Then your not paying close enough attention!"

253622  Amy Housewine: I prefer DJ Dodger Jammie

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These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. dangerkeith3000
2. Robespierre
3. redmonkey3
4. Dr Awkward
5. Side Boob
6. Not A Bot
7. Wooden Spoon
8. Shay
9. DrNinjaman
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

253340 jazzjunkie: @WTF My angle

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253366 redmonkey3: The "N" word! (?)

253412 Bluetocracy: I need a can (case) of this at work.

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...



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Bitcoin Burglar uploaded 253143 (1340 points)
angry uploaded 253429 (1227 points)
horny horn uploaded 253191 (1215 points)
Side Boob uploaded 253381 (1103 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 253109 (1074 points)
alex uploaded 253359 (1030 points)
male anon uploaded 253437 (952 points)
skittles uploaded 253266 (934 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 253209 (912 points)
waaaaaat uploaded 253264 (881 points)
Side Boob uploaded 253245 (876 points)
nightmarez uploaded 253332 (873 points)
mrmrmr uploaded 253263 (847 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253402 (835 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 253303 (819 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 18539 points
 2. Side Boob: 4704 points
 3. dangerkeith3000: 3232 points
 4. Scoo: 2927 points
 5. WannaBee: 2392 points
 6. Back Door Dan: 2240 points
 7. E. HONDA: 1991 points
 8. Mr. Shine: 1934 points
 9. Pingu IRL: 1914 points
10. cannabis: 1892 points
11. Warrax: 1879 points
12. burritos: 1837 points
13. tess: 1827 points
14. Jonananathan: 1820 points
15. tears as lube: 1818 points
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 dangerkeith3000: Welcome to Detroit, bitch.
Image 252450   06-13-18   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
532
 
 Teechur: @Robespierre Does the carpel match the drupes?
 Micro Jackson: Stay the fuck away, veggies! Meat only!
 Robespierre: @Teechur Are they drupes? Asking for a friend.
 Teechur: Pumpkins are technically fruits.
 tib gubb: remember, timmy - if it had the chance, that pumpkin would kill you, and everyone you care about.
 a robot: Except a pumpkin doesn't HAVE a face until we carve one into it. Sloppy reporting, Colbert
 dangerkeith3000: Foreskin is not a birth defect.
 Mexico: Vegetables: America's most treacherous enemy.
Image 252449   06-13-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
460
 
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Image 252448   06-13-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
576
 
 Urn BooUrn: No one can stay angry or sad around doggo. Nature's Prozac.
Image 252447   06-13-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
549
 
 some guy : #252513
 Sadbot: The folks at my credit union seem okay. Wells Fargo, on the other hand...
 Sadbot: The folks at my credit union seem okay. Wells Fargo, on the other hand...
 Prostata: I'd convert in a second if they still did this
 tib gubb: okay
 Mexico: You're telling me you don't do this every week?
Image 252446   06-13-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
592
 
 Annoying Vegan : Adventure Corgs!
 Christina: Corgwn.
Image 252445   06-13-18   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
243
 
 NoRagrets: Chain smokers have more voting power
Image 252444   06-13-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
628
 
 Micro Jackson: What aisle did you find that in? I've been looking all over
 a robot: That sign in the back is weird, why is the "p" just a backwards "g." Did they run out of letters?
 Side Boob: He's so little, and he's already the goodest boy!
Image 252443   06-13-18   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
506
 
 petepuma: that pizza was too hot to be driven
 charlemagne: I'm just glad he covered his pizza erection
 wolfpk: Cute puppy, crappy looking pizza!
 Ihminen: would get very well along with #213738 they could look at and smell the pizza togheter as much as they want
Image 252442   06-13-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
289
 
 Micro Jackson: Just lay off the Ambien. Shit causes racism!
 wolfpk: We would like to renew your show. Before we do, we have one question. Do you use Twitter?
Image 252441   06-13-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
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