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262406  Scoo: How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat!

262394  Teechur: @Rald Rempungo But every time we post, our names change again.....-Teechur

262398  AdaMan: Life finds a way

262402  fanny: this is something my mother in law would print out and put on her fridge

262407  Knice: That's the most mootal thing I've seen all week.

262404  Butcherboy: What kind of dog?

262397  Scoo: Ah, so that's what a 3-Way Lamp is

262403  Scoo: Your data *are* as worthless as you...

262300  Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...

262360  Korrok: I've seen worse.

262411  satoshi: The secret to eternal youth is clearly held by Monty!

262399  Spazstatic: Hmm, if they are male, I don't think that's actually milk...

262397  WTF: "What have I said about leaving the lamp turned on during the day!" (Funky Music Plays)

262381  Prostata: solid golden

262386  Not A Bot: So many wangs.

262399  WTF: "Shut up Wesley!" - Curly Willy

262370  Bohab: @Dang Cremumple same, or if I'm shopping at a store wearing something they sell or have something in my pocket I bought elsewhere that'll do it too

262402  Knice: Sounds like a keeper; move over, amateur.

262375  Spazstatic: The device draws what amps it needs, it's not forced. Should be fine unless that charging block puts out more than 5 volts. As far as destroying it, a hammer or a fire should work.

262292  SurfNTurf: uh huh @wolfpk

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 Ving Dampoble: @DrNinjaman that WOULD be fully lit, fam.
 Frempo Plemombies: what in the actual fuck is going on, here. @Dreforian @DrNinjaman you guys are on notice
 Frald Flumoble: @Dreforian I did mean the terminator when I referred to a shadow in my initial comment, since the lighting of the rest of the scene makes it look like a shadow cast from overhead. It is the way the scene is internally consistent with the lighting angles, but totally wrong for what it is presented as that I was trying to point out. Of course, the real scene would involve the astronauts crouching behind something and reaching out of the shadow with the frying pan tipped sideways to cook their eggs, so we can probably just chalk this up to artistic license. I'd also like to point out that my first post was very concise.
 Gift Flupert: @Dreforian I forgive you.
 Giple Morpungus: @DrNinjaman I assumed you meant the more obvious dark/light contrast. I didn't think you were referring to the more object-specific shadows. And I wanted to pretend I knew something about something, if only briefly. Forgive me! @Side Boob A reference to back up your claim?!? Don't assault me with your logic!
 Lurm Rempongo: @Side Boob Pedantic as I wanna be. Their space suits are unrealistic as well, but I don't want to nitpick.
 Jarm Rempombies: @DrNinjaman BTW, diggin' on yer yelp of indignation - "What?"
 Thuld Albongo: @DrNinjaman Mercury is flat, as Earth is flat.
 Frerb Plomple: Pedantry on the internet! UNPOSSIBLE!
 Herbo Cremumple: being the tallest thing on the horizon would be fully lit and every bit as hot as the eggs in the pan. Think of the prison planet on Chronicles of Riddick. These guys are clearly sitting under a massive parking structure or highway overpass.
 Flift Plemungus: @Dreforian @Robespierre What? Unless this is some "Flat-Mercury" theory I'm not sure I follow. The fact that Mercury has minimal topographical variation from a perfect sphere supports my previous comment. Yes, there would be a fairly distict terminator. Yes, the atmosphere is thin. That's the point. The right side shows a shit load of sky light, and the ground is clearly lit by light coming down from almost directly overhead, as shown by the shadow of the frying pan. The figures in the suits on the left are clearly not in direct sunlight. They are only illuminated by refected light. If this were accurate, at the terminator they would be in direct sunlight, all the more so because Mercury is flat. This is because the light would be hitting them from the right side and they, being the talles
 Flengo Floble: Mercury isn't tidally locked. We used to think it was, but we now know it isn't. astronomy.stackexchange.com/questions/20307/how-is-mercury-tidally-locked-if-the-ratio-is-not-11/…
 Lild Plemumbies: @DrNinjaman Robespierre is correct. However in your scenario, the Sun would also have to be be flat and pointed exclusively at Mercury for the light rays to be "horizontal" to all points on one hemisphere. Assuming the Sun and Mercury are spherical, there would be a clear day/night boundary due to the curvature of the planet (where the planet starts curving away from the light rays, even horizontal ones). The contrast would also be harsher on Mercury than on Earth because Mercury has a thinner atmosphere and therefore less pre-"dawn" twilight. There is still some movie magic going on in this scene however.
 Frirbo Drumopert: @Dreforian @DrNinjaman Mercury is flat, rendering your logic faulty..
 Dingo Flumomple: @Dreforian Yeah, but it wouldn't look like that. The sunlight at the terminator would be horizontal. This image would require the astronauts to be at basically local noon, but be in the shadow of some enormous thing.
 Creft Cremungus: @DrNinjaman Er I mean...memes. Yes. Our memes will blot out the sun!
 Durt Grungo: @DrNinjaman That's the side of the planet facing away from the sun. Mercury is tidal-locked so the same hemisphere is always pointed directly at the sun, creating extreme opposite temps and the border featured in this lovely travel ad.
 Jerbo Flumuble: What is casting that shadow?
 Dimp Drumongus: @WannaBee whoops I meant Mercury
 Trongo Horpomple: This looks like a postcard. Welcome to Mars!
 Lelm Horpungus: However, it has no moons over your hammy
Image 252390   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Frirm Grungus
Score:
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 Dorbo Drumuble: Go back to Europe... so this site can ban you.
 Hong Plemungo: youtu.be/…
 Treld Plemongus: 40319.9 furlongs/fortnight
Image 252389   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Ruld Horpomple
Score:
474
 
 Vulm Bromple: I would need to use my pinky to boop that snoot.
Image 252388   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Jurt Grunumbies
Score:
688
 
 Jong Rempongo: I love the Philippines - or wherever this is.
 Frempo Cremumbies: (An agglomeration of plastic bags and bottles floats by.)
 Crimpo Morpungo: Everything looks better with a fisheye lens.
 Jingo Flumple: *Sigh* That's pretty beautiful. I guess.
 Frown Plupert: Neat
Image 252387   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Themp Plemungus
Score:
275
 
 Dompo Gruble: It's an older code, sir, but it checks out.
 Mampo Flomple: Nice try, Doug.
Image 252386   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Frurb Dampongo
Score:
530
 
 Hirbo Flomple: you can make a min-pin pickle, but you can't dog a butthole... wait...
 Dift Morpupert: Pickle Rick rides again
 Lingo Albongus: That's a strange apple.
 Tromp Flumombies: Just out of frame: sandwich bread and deli mustard.
 Bengo Grongus: Another tale from the crypt keeper.
 Hung Plemuble: Pickleback
 Homp Albongus: Cats love it!
Image 252385   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Gang Flombies
Score:
481
 
 Morb Grongo: What a bunch of dicks!
 Dart Grunombies: No no no I'm a car speicalist thats Asian...
Image 252384   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Giple Drumumple
Score:
373
 
 Demp Grunongo: just about inflated to the correct PSI
 Frongo Cremongo: Kim Jong Seagall
 Crewn Albumbies: I'm starting to think he doesn't carrot all about his body image.
 Bold Flupert: Nice photoshop, replacing the usual corn dog with a carrot.
 Jald Albopert: "Eh, what's up, Doc?" - Steven Seagall
Image 252383   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Varb Broble
Score:
495
 
 Durbo Fluble: Moo?
 Crirt Grungus: This french dip is a little under done.
 Duft Rempongus: Pool full of pure methane. Sweet
Image 252382   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Romp Dampoble
Score:
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 Lild Albombies: @jochenau It's not so much that it rains sideways ... oh, never mind
 Hawn Grunombies: Here Lies the Yellow Submarine.
 Frirb Plemopert: It literally does rain sideways sometimes...
Image 252381   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Relm Flombies
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