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253265  Prostata: with that much floof sleeping is snow problem!

253280  tib gubb: heh... "nards"

253286  dangerkeith3000: Why include shorts?

253281  tib gubb: silicon valley, natch

253288  dangerkeith3000: Who took this photo?

253289  dangerkeith3000: Fire and brimstone are raining down on your love. Satan approves.

253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253240 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Nancy has been hitting the sauce again :P

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

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253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

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253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

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 some guy : @DrNinjaman that WOULD be fully lit, fam.
 tib gubb: what in the actual fuck is going on, here. @Dreforian @DrNinjaman you guys are on notice
 DrNinjaman: @Dreforian I did mean the terminator when I referred to a shadow in my initial comment, since the lighting of the rest of the scene makes it look like a shadow cast from overhead. It is the way the scene is internally consistent with the lighting angles, but totally wrong for what it is presented as that I was trying to point out. Of course, the real scene would involve the astronauts crouching behind something and reaching out of the shadow with the frying pan tipped sideways to cook their eggs, so we can probably just chalk this up to artistic license. I'd also like to point out that my first post was very concise.
 DrNinjaman: @Dreforian I forgive you.
 Dreforian: @DrNinjaman I assumed you meant the more obvious dark/light contrast. I didn't think you were referring to the more object-specific shadows. And I wanted to pretend I knew something about something, if only briefly. Forgive me! @Side Boob A reference to back up your claim?!? Don't assault me with your logic!
 DrNinjaman: @Side Boob Pedantic as I wanna be. Their space suits are unrealistic as well, but I don't want to nitpick.
 Robespierre: @DrNinjaman BTW, diggin' on yer yelp of indignation - "What?"
 Robespierre: @DrNinjaman Mercury is flat, as Earth is flat.
 Side Boob: Pedantry on the internet! UNPOSSIBLE!
 DrNinjaman: being the tallest thing on the horizon would be fully lit and every bit as hot as the eggs in the pan. Think of the prison planet on Chronicles of Riddick. These guys are clearly sitting under a massive parking structure or highway overpass.
 DrNinjaman: @Dreforian @Robespierre What? Unless this is some "Flat-Mercury" theory I'm not sure I follow. The fact that Mercury has minimal topographical variation from a perfect sphere supports my previous comment. Yes, there would be a fairly distict terminator. Yes, the atmosphere is thin. That's the point. The right side shows a shit load of sky light, and the ground is clearly lit by light coming down from almost directly overhead, as shown by the shadow of the frying pan. The figures in the suits on the left are clearly not in direct sunlight. They are only illuminated by refected light. If this were accurate, at the terminator they would be in direct sunlight, all the more so because Mercury is flat. This is because the light would be hitting them from the right side and they, being the talles
 Side Boob: Mercury isn't tidally locked. We used to think it was, but we now know it isn't. astronomy.stackexchange.com/questions/20307/how-is-mercury-tidally-locked-if-the-ratio-is-not-11/…
 Dreforian: @DrNinjaman Robespierre is correct. However in your scenario, the Sun would also have to be be flat and pointed exclusively at Mercury for the light rays to be "horizontal" to all points on one hemisphere. Assuming the Sun and Mercury are spherical, there would be a clear day/night boundary due to the curvature of the planet (where the planet starts curving away from the light rays, even horizontal ones). The contrast would also be harsher on Mercury than on Earth because Mercury has a thinner atmosphere and therefore less pre-"dawn" twilight. There is still some movie magic going on in this scene however.
 Robespierre: @Dreforian @DrNinjaman Mercury is flat, rendering your logic faulty..
 DrNinjaman: @Dreforian Yeah, but it wouldn't look like that. The sunlight at the terminator would be horizontal. This image would require the astronauts to be at basically local noon, but be in the shadow of some enormous thing.
 Dreforian: @DrNinjaman Er I mean...memes. Yes. Our memes will blot out the sun!
 Dreforian: @DrNinjaman That's the side of the planet facing away from the sun. Mercury is tidal-locked so the same hemisphere is always pointed directly at the sun, creating extreme opposite temps and the border featured in this lovely travel ad.
 DrNinjaman: What is casting that shadow?
 WannaBee: @WannaBee whoops I meant Mercury
 WannaBee: This looks like a postcard. Welcome to Mars!
 DrinkMixMan: However, it has no moons over your hammy
Image 252390   06-12-18   Uploaded by    magicmormon
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 john dough: Go back to Europe... so this site can ban you.
 a robot: youtu.be/…
 jochenau: 40319.9 furlongs/fortnight
Image 252389   06-12-18   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
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 Teechur: I would need to use my pinky to boop that snoot.
Image 252388   06-12-18   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
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 Robespierre: I love the Philippines - or wherever this is.
 addend: (An agglomeration of plastic bags and bottles floats by.)
 DrNinjaman: Everything looks better with a fisheye lens.
 DrinkMixMan: *Sigh* That's pretty beautiful. I guess.
 Nope: Neat
Image 252387   06-12-18   Uploaded by    redrex
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 DrNinjaman: It's an older code, sir, but it checks out.
 Urn BooUrn: Nice try, Doug.
Image 252386   06-12-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
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 tib gubb: you can make a min-pin pickle, but you can't dog a butthole... wait...
 Robespierre: Pickle Rick rides again
 Amy Housewine: That's a strange apple.
 addend: Just out of frame: sandwich bread and deli mustard.
 Air Biscuit: Another tale from the crypt keeper.
 Scoo: Pickleback
 PenguinBartender: Cats love it!
Image 252385   06-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
481
 
 Ironass: What a bunch of dicks!
 Nope: No no no I'm a car speicalist thats Asian...
Image 252384   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
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 petepuma: just about inflated to the correct PSI
 Dr Awkward: Kim Jong Seagall
 DrinkMixMan: I'm starting to think he doesn't carrot all about his body image.
 Warrax: Nice photoshop, replacing the usual corn dog with a carrot.
 OldKentuckyShark: "Eh, what's up, Doc?" - Steven Seagall
Image 252383   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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 Side Boob: Moo?
 Warrax: This french dip is a little under done.
 Starky15: Pool full of pure methane. Sweet
Image 252382   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
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 Robespierre: @jochenau It's not so much that it rains sideways ... oh, never mind
 Dreforian: Here Lies the Yellow Submarine.
 jochenau: It literally does rain sideways sometimes...
Image 252381   06-12-18   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
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