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272857  Spazstatic: Baked pup-tato

272868  Mumbles: Do you realize how much counter space you're losing by putting your microwave in the corner? Amateur hour here.

272785  Teechur: Is this Ragetti?

272789  Teechur: I can do this with flatulence, as well.

272843  UltraBeverly: Elsie, you are one sexy motherfucker

272856  wolfpk: *Jaw theme playing*

272856  Springbok: Always save your snacks for later, so they grow up into dinner.

272830  Dr. Bathroom: I like the Windows 95 font.

272839  Not A Bot: really want to beleive this is an art student carrying his portfolio.

272844  Dr. Bathroom: Cock cock cock cock cock and vagina High School!

272854  Sadbot: I always think of the arch as the gateway to the True Midwest, welcome to 500 states that are all corn and a million casseroles

272807  Teechur: His trunk will stay clean. Oh, wait. I see rolled up jeans. He probably drives a pristine 4x4 with leather interior and "off-roads" onto fields to park at flea markets where he shops for hipster crap.

272814  Teechur: Should we put Old Bay Village seasoning on it?

272819  AdaMan: Cheese. It gives you ideas.

272845  Teechur: Rad for MAD magazine, but BAD for microposting it.....

272851  Teechur: @Off Topic I'd pay a nickel for a family portrait and include it with our Christmas cards this year.

272846  dangerkeith3000: This picture is almost as awesome as the cannibalism pros and cons discourse on #272816

272836  dangerkeith3000: Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

272838  dangerkeith3000: My cousin's boyfriend has a huge truck with the license plate "LIL MAN". Granted he *is* 5'4"...

272849  dangerkeith3000: Dinochicken

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272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272816 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Possibly. Though how lean the cut of human flesh is and the age of it would probably matter more, I'm guessing.



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grimes uploaded 272379 (848 points)
Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (833 points)
oregon man uploaded 272572 (830 points)
SomeCanadian uploaded 272521 (828 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 272366 (819 points)
bubbles uploaded 272386 (817 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (801 points)
nclaw uploaded 272634 (800 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272407 (800 points)
not i spy uploaded 272641 (798 points)


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 6. dangerkeith3000: 2745 points
 7. grizzly: 2736 points
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10. westerner: 1738 points
11. Snow Plow: 1670 points
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Score:
530
 
 tib gubb: you can make a min-pin pickle, but you can't dog a butthole... wait...
 Robespierre: Pickle Rick rides again
 Amy Housewine: That's a strange apple.
 addend: Just out of frame: sandwich bread and deli mustard.
 Air Biscuit: Another tale from the crypt keeper.
 Scoo: Pickleback
 PenguinBartender: Cats love it!
Image 252385   06-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
481
 
 Ironass: What a bunch of dicks!
 Nope: No no no I'm a car speicalist thats Asian...
Image 252384   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
373
 
 petepuma: just about inflated to the correct PSI
 Dr Awkward: Kim Jong Seagall
 DrinkMixMan: I'm starting to think he doesn't carrot all about his body image.
 Warrax: Nice photoshop, replacing the usual corn dog with a carrot.
 OldKentuckyShark: "Eh, what's up, Doc?" - Steven Seagall
Image 252383   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
495
 
 Side Boob: Moo?
 Warrax: This french dip is a little under done.
 Starky15: Pool full of pure methane. Sweet
Image 252382   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
208
 
 Robespierre: @jochenau It's not so much that it rains sideways ... oh, never mind
 Dreforian: Here Lies the Yellow Submarine.
 jochenau: It literally does rain sideways sometimes...
Image 252381   06-12-18   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
630
 
 Not A Bot: A woman has to take a wolf, a goat, and some cabbage across a river. Her rowboat has enough room for the woman plus either the wolf or the goat or the cabbage...
Image 252380   06-12-18   Uploaded by    highdra
Image 252379 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by VeeKay. We'll pray for you, VeeKay.
Score:
610
 
 Warrax: @Air Biscuit Good point, I don't think the devil had been invented yet back then.
 GoodSir: Blowing really hard into a flute just makes it louder.
 Air Biscuit: Can you really make such a claim if you havent won a golden flute besting the devil in a flute playing contest for your soul?
Image 252378   06-12-18   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
365
 
 petepuma: too late
 tib gubb: don't tell me what to do!
 Dreforian: Forget the sign; who would leave a hydrant-shaped chocolate sundae by the roadside like that?!?
 DrinkMixMan: Sorry, my dog can't read.
 barfolomew: Hund in der gute
 barfolomew: Hund in der gute
Image 252377   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
420
 
 DrinkMixMan: He's turning things around now, though. I heard he took his first step today!
Image 252376   06-12-18   Uploaded by    logono
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