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273555  Not A Bot: I had a nightmare once that wasps were living in my arm so thanks for making that come true.

273555  Peter Pantsless: @FormerLurker maybe not this one. It and its predecessor are homages to a late 60s endurance racer designed specifically to beat the crap out of Ferrari, which it did. Also it's pretty, so there :P

273555  scribbs: I have been for years

273542  Knice: "Rejected" -Asshole Wild Bear HR Guy

273548  Knice: Dammit, Bobie

273553  Knice: I'm picturing some next-level Tetris moves if he's gotta shit.

273558  Knice: First one of these that made me laugh.

273560  FormerLurker: Just a few more bads and well be done with this one...

273441  Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273551  Nothing: Way ahead of you

273555  FormerLurker: @Peter Pantsless so its Fucked On Race Day?

273566  Peter Pantsless: Also regular heaven

273558  daisy picker: What are numbers? We just don't know.

273556  WTF: Almost Scroatia

273497  Korrok: Probably.

273550  Annoying Vegan : SKILLS.

273543  Dr Awkward: @Dr. Bathroom The March of time is dependent upon our disappointment

273560  tib gubb: What? I'm pretty sure that having a boyfriend in prison would be pretty boss

273557  Sadbot: @tib gubb Nah, we love to learn about humans via the Food Network

273567  static xyz: From the thumbnail I thought it was a Tide pod.

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2. ignatz
3. addend
4. Not A Bot
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10. Side Boob



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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.



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Score:
373
 
 petepuma: just about inflated to the correct PSI
 Dr Awkward: Kim Jong Seagall
 DrinkMixMan: I'm starting to think he doesn't carrot all about his body image.
 Warrax: Nice photoshop, replacing the usual corn dog with a carrot.
 OldKentuckyShark: "Eh, what's up, Doc?" - Steven Seagall
Image 252383   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
495
 
 Side Boob: Moo?
 Warrax: This french dip is a little under done.
 Starky15: Pool full of pure methane. Sweet
Image 252382   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
208
 
 Robespierre: @jochenau It's not so much that it rains sideways ... oh, never mind
 Dreforian: Here Lies the Yellow Submarine.
 jochenau: It literally does rain sideways sometimes...
Image 252381   06-12-18   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
630
 
 Not A Bot: A woman has to take a wolf, a goat, and some cabbage across a river. Her rowboat has enough room for the woman plus either the wolf or the goat or the cabbage...
Image 252380   06-12-18   Uploaded by    highdra
Image 252379 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by VeeKay. Boo, VeeKay.
Score:
610
 
 Warrax: @Air Biscuit Good point, I don't think the devil had been invented yet back then.
 GoodSir: Blowing really hard into a flute just makes it louder.
 Air Biscuit: Can you really make such a claim if you havent won a golden flute besting the devil in a flute playing contest for your soul?
Image 252378   06-12-18   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
365
 
 petepuma: too late
 tib gubb: don't tell me what to do!
 Dreforian: Forget the sign; who would leave a hydrant-shaped chocolate sundae by the roadside like that?!?
 DrinkMixMan: Sorry, my dog can't read.
 barfolomew: Hund in der gute
 barfolomew: Hund in der gute
Image 252377   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
420
 
 DrinkMixMan: He's turning things around now, though. I heard he took his first step today!
Image 252376   06-12-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
731
 
 raditzu: Jesus, she's a real chick i guess
 barfolomew: As god is my witness...
 Fiveninety: she seems pretty on-board with what's going on here.. he's questioning everything right now
 Butcherboy: Ok so I know Im doing for my wedding
 Mr. Shine: *flapping sounds*
 square44: whoever catches it gets salmonella next
Image 252375   06-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
362
 
 Starky15: No pooping! #252377
 Air Biscuit: Dont pee on the AED.
Image 252374   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
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