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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh



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Score:
490
 
 Mr Bleak: Ewww! Clean your cooker and work surface ... your cat might catch something nasty.
 San DoDo: Let the bastard marinate in it's own guilt for about 20 minutes while you chop the onions
 addend: Mmm... those beans.
 Air Biscuit: If it fits, i sits.
 Mr. Shine: Eat more You Know What I Mean
 Starry Lemon: Cat. It's what's for dinner.
 DrNinjaman: Oooh,Oooh,I know this one! "CAN I HAS CHEESEBURGER?"
 Sandor: Cast iron gets a good sear on the kittie
 wolfpk: Cats in the Kettle (That's Bob Rivers, not Weird Al)
 Robespierre: Cat On a ... oh, never mind
 Dan Tagonistic: @piranharama Making some poopcorn
 piranharama: Poopin in it
Image 252350   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
552
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 252349   06-12-18   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
443
 
 Mr Bleak: Start the reactor, Quaid!
 WTF: "One scoop of Fresh Step in your laundry keeps your cats their freshest all week!"
Image 252348   06-12-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
266
 
 necronomicon: Thats no space station
 toolbag: Think skinny thoughts
 illBilliam: This is one of those trap rooms with the closing walls isn't it?
 wolfpk: What Wal-Mart doesn't want you to know
 WTF: "I always thought I'd die in a Walmart just not this way..."
 OldKentuckyShark: I've never thought about there being a space between Walmart freezers
Image 252347   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
658
 
 Ironass: If you invest with me now, I can help you get that boat you want.
 Mr. Shine: So godd@mn majestic
 DrNinjaman: The mancub must die
 Not A Bot: Cellphones in classrooms advocacy
Image 252346   06-12-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
402
 
 addend: Clean your MacBook?
 Mr. Shine: I only count 4 fingers there, cousin.
 DrNinjaman: 1st world problems
 Teechur: Use a pen, Sideshow Bob.
 WTF: Learn how to write with your right hand freak!
 OldKentuckyShark: This is from dragging your left hand across a pencil written paper.
Image 252345   06-12-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
829
 
 Mr. Shine: *PRRRT*
 Urn BooUrn: Dogs are nice.
Image 252344   06-12-18   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
953
 
 raditzu: I am darkness i am death... just still tiny, for the time being.
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Shine remember: its as afraid of you as you are of it.
 DrNinjaman: Kitty be tweakin'! Look at the size of those pupils.
 Mr. Shine: Put those claws away, kitteh
 Robespierre: (ultrasonic screeching)
Image 252343   06-12-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
437
 
 San DoDo: @WannaBee not in those knickers
 Big Beagler: Skipper McKipper is my dancing name.
 Dr Awkward: Bollocks!
Image 252342   06-12-18   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
437
 
 addend: Also, the ones that taste bad.
 DrNinjaman: True in the short term. Once the sun goes nova, it'll be the species that masters interstellar travel.
 Vivian: Well, there is some chance involved as well..
Image 252341   06-12-18   Uploaded by    athiest
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