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272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

272678  DrinkMixMan: "Alright, you're all set. Listen to that baby purr!"

272681  DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

272742  addend: Yep, that's what they Ptolemy.

272683  DrinkMixMan: Bad burger. Bad burger!

272750  addend: @addend Got the ol' switcherino. Won't be funny if I explain it now. Probably wasn't funny in the first place.

272734  DrinkMixMan: tubular image

272734  DrinkMixMan: and that's the tooth

272755  DrinkMixMan: sperts

272750  addend: Could you... insatiable urge to visit... me?

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9. Teechur
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272681 DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.



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Score:
472
 
 Austin: Can I get a refill?
 mark64: Desperate for the sweet embrace of death, so yeah, cool. Thanks.
 VoR: Hahaha. .and I poisoned you..
 Mr. Shine: Oh, thank God.
 skillet: Inconceivable!
 Ihminen: cool.
Image 252327   06-12-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
324
 
 VoR: Lay me!
Image 252326   06-12-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
347
 
 Annoying Vegan : This escape room is poorly designed.
 VoR: Needs more digits
 Robespierre: No, no, no; the DRESS code - I asked you to post the DRESS code
 WTF: "Hey, does anyone know the door code?"
 AlexDeLarge: Still harder than the puzzles in RE7
 Prostata: high security facility
 BavidDowie: No hablo Ingles!!
 Sadbot: @Ihminen or anyone with an office in the world of Deus Ex
 Ihminen: this is like those dungeon symbol puzzles in skyrim
Image 252325   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
601
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 252324   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
152
 
 Bohab: I often forget about the program "girls"
 Dr Awkward: I never forgot girls! I think about them all the time.
Image 252323   06-12-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
225
 
 Shay: Fuh-give me daddy fer I hauve seened.
 Not A Bot: Even Ron thinks that's fucked up.
 PenguinBartender: @jochenau Hey! I actually get that joke! *ashamed*
 jochenau: @BavidDowie Because of inflation you have to break with Rome and start *three* new churches.
 BavidDowie: What's the going rate for an annulment these days?
 Warrax: So... vat do you bench?
 Scoo: Get to the Pope-Choppa!
 Butcherboy: Im an honorary globe trotter. Whos tough shit now Arnold
Image 252322   06-12-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
730
 
 Yam: Vicious pit bull mauls innocent apple (autocorrect kept trying to change Vicious to Biscuits... maybe I should have gone with it)
Image 252321   06-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
396
 
 Starky15: His outlook will change with each fresh pair of socks he puts on.
 BavidDowie: He looks brave.
 VoR: VA made me lol. It is true.
 kazzy94: This is kinda depressing
Image 252320   06-12-18   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
596
 
 Mr Bleak: "I'm terribly sorry sir, but for the best internet speed, you need to sit closer to the WiFi router. It's mounted at the end of the wing, would you like me to open the door for you?"
 DrNinjaman: Louis CK said it first.
 Not A Bot: Shipping container homes are rad.
 Yam: I know how this seems like a first world problem thing, but if you promise high speed internet and charge people accordingly, they have a right to complain if you dont deliver
 Robespierre: It's jetBlue, fer chrissake - they should be thankful they didn't get stuck back in steerage, with the goats and donkeys
Image 252319   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
331
 
 Greek Fire: LOL if you don't worship Sol Invictus
 Big Beagler: haram = bad
 tib gubb: you think you're so special, just because you worship a god that's actually real
 Prostata: bad for failure to crop
 Not A Bot: Gaddangit, supposed to say Cartoonish Buffoon (Greater Than) Cult Leader
 BabyVaccine: eh, he was ok in tremors..
 charlemagne: I prefer the idea and the aroma of bacon to actually eating it
 dangerkeith3000: rub some bacon on it
 2Berries: Nothing in Vegas is real, except VD
 Robespierre: Las Vegas: There's No Place Like Home
Image 252318   06-12-18   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
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