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272439  ThoughtlessGentleman: we are number one! hey!

272371  Passive: I miss Emplemon's YouTube poops

272457  cran vodka: Teeny teefies!

272395  Passive: I hate these "Ally theater" bathroom signs

272398  Passive: This was written by adult pretending to be a child.

272401  Passive: It's not good to drive fast when it starts raining because it kicks up the oil on the road.

272438  Passive: Gotta teach em to objectify women young because

272448  Sadbot: John Carpenter's The Garf

272448  Dresdenkeogh: Hes in every shadow @Knice

272300  kristy: @charmander lol

272294  Dresdenkeogh: "Dwayne " the Rock " the rack Johnson"

272455  addend: "This depicts a zealous comrade offering a refreshing bottle of beer to a new American friend, promoting peace and harmony between our nations. Prints are available in the gift shop."

272434  VoR: Pet me.

272455  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272402  addend: "Whose is that?!" / "Jean's."

272403  addend: Lanky horse.

272454  the snark: Anyone else hear a whisper saying turn it on?

272438  addend: (Titters.)

272439  addend: To nipfinity and beyond!

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272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

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 Otterman: @barfolomew I've become unaware of all internet traditions!
 UltraBeverly: OSX? Timely... Also the stereotype is that Asian people are good at math, not that they like math.
 PenguinBartender: Literal LOL here.
 hajjpodge: @Otterman…
 mexican: Laughed like an idiot for 2 minutes straight when I saw this. X gon' give it to ya!
 toolbag: This is about DMX
 barfolomew: @Otterman no, it's a reference to the old folk saying, "X gonna give it to ya."
 Otterman: Honestly, I don't get the last panel. Is it something about women (X chromosome) having to put out? If so, that really escalated quickly.
 Mr. Butt: Her hair isn't dyed. And having a cool belt doesn't make you a punk.
 dangerkeith3000: Nice beret, Ms Lewinski.
 barfolomew: Her family came from Punkistan during the great diaspora. She actually does rebel by buying clothes at Hot Topic and listening to Avril Lavigne.
 DrinkMixMan: "I am punk so I must rebel" has at least a couple levels of irony
 a robot: I'm a robot so I must kill all humans
 charlemagne: I use aggro-gator so I must post comments
Image 252289   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
 VoR: Circle of where I should have cropped
 DrNinjaman: A seen in the background of Dr.Strange.
 CompletelyJoking: @skillet It really makes this shitty post pop!
 skillet: Thanks for the red circle.
Image 252288   06-12-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
 tib gubb: the gruesome twosome
 DrNinjaman: I have no mouth, and I must scream?
 PenguinBartender: I guess the corpse must have put up a fight?
 Side Boob: Same?
 WTF: The first is a feeder for the second.
 Christina: Looks like they were in a fight.
 Mr. Butt: I fuck, so I must kill. / I kill, so I must fuck.
 dangerkeith3000: How cute. They have themed couples' shirts!
 hajjpodge: Stalemate.
 Himesama: Go on...*unzips pants*
 Messed Up Dog: Forced to change shirt.
 RogueLeader: You are both suspended.
 pusha p: .....I can't decide.
 deathawaits: Opposites attract..
Image 252287   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
 Ironass: Picky, picky, picky!
 mammal883: @mexican My wife bout a sample pack of about 30 picks one time that she saw in a junk shop. I really had a lot of fun trying out some of the oddball ones with my bass. I sawed a couple of them in half in about two minutes, some of the others were nice, but had no identifying info about them. They will live on only as a memory of a pretty good pick that I may never find again...
 grizzly: @mammal883 Mine too!
 Mr. Shine: @mammal883 I usually go for a medium thumbpick.
 Mr. Shine: @mexican Yep.
 mexican: @mammal883 Is there actually a noticeable difference between picks?
 Mad Collager: A litter of picks
 mammal883: Hey @poetrysucks if you don't need that purple tortex extra heavy, that's my go to pick
Image 252286   06-12-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
 hajjpodge: Just give me cookie cakes every week, thanks.
 WTF: No cake needed just share next time!
 dangerkeith3000: The apology note didn't need to be THAT long
 Peter Pantsless: Oh, look, it's got our favorite icing, too
 Himesama: Ah I almost did that last night. Sleepy sex is dangerous!
Image 252285   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
 DogsRGreat: rip in peace
 dangerkeith3000: Even without the steps, that is a big incline. Not everyone has the arm muscles to pull that off.
 FireBreathingMarmot: They will accommodate only the most agile people in wheelchairs.
 Not A Bot: in the next frame, the plants are dead from the fumes
Image 252284   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Image 252283 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

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 tib gubb: sorry about your medication being messed up
 Sadpygmy: Been using that line for years
 dangerkeith3000: Snowflake.
Image 252282   06-12-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
 dangerkeith3000: It would have been funnier if it were a Hearse. But still funny.
 Uncle Phil: There was a station wagon school bus in my town. I imagine they used yellow house paint on the wood paneling.
 Korrok: I have to laugh.
Image 252281   06-12-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
 a robot: @Himesama Beep boop #154703
 Passive: I feel bad for all the great artists out there who lacks such sense of humor they resort to ancient dad jokes
 dangerkeith3000: Freudian nipples happen to me a lot.
 Himesama: @a robot but when I told you that great knock knock joke the other day you said your joke module was broken.
 a robot: Without that third panel I would never have understood this sixty year old joke, so thanks
Image 252280   06-12-18   Uploaded by    filthylaw
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