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253629  DrinkMixMan: *Xe Man

253609  wolfpk: I got slapped last time I said that!

253629  DrinkMixMan: Ze Man

253610  wolfpk: Now that Toys R Us is gone, Jeffrey the giraffe is slowly fading away.

253628  a robot: *heart eyes*

253613  White Rice: I was looking for the Obvious Plant logo, but coupdn't see it on the water box. I do appreciate the "drink slowly" warning.

253608  Not A Bot: Not only that, but the campfire won't stay lit.

253625  itskando: See: fievel goes West the dog Chase

253613  itskando: Laluminum water: Bright to you by the Laluminatti

253621  Amy Housewine: Godammnit Eddie, leave those people alone.

253593  Amy Housewine: Ooooh - it's only just occurred to me that this might have been (in a roundabout way) where the Pterry Ptitle "Thief Of Time" came from. The thought had neve occurred tome before.

253597  Munkybut: Clean your damn nails!

253621  a sedated moose: I enjoy the fact that you didn't go with the obvious choice of Metallica's Master of Puppets.

253594  Amy Housewine: "Oh do fuck off" seems to be the only halfway sensible response to this.

253611  Dr Awkward: @2Berries I'm not sure how much of a tint %5 or 20% is... 5% doesn't sound like a lot

253608  Amy Housewine: Somebody will be along in a minute to ask him complicated questions about the discography and tell him that he shouldn't wear this if he can't answer them.

253611  2Berries: @Dr Awkward just got 5% all around & it is so nice. Except when you drive in a friends car & realize everyone can see you staring at them now

253615  Amy Housewine: @Christina That was the reference that came to my mind too!

253623  2Berries: "I'm not scared anymore!" "Then your not paying close enough attention!"

253622  Amy Housewine: I prefer DJ Dodger Jammie

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253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253412 Bluetocracy: I need a can (case) of this at work.

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253366 redmonkey3: The "N" word! (?)

253405 Greifer: @VoR and maybe those pricks in the movie should have let the shark alone in the first place... So put it back and don't swim in shark waters

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253360 redmonkey3: Ssso - all red setters are Hank the Bush Bean dogs now ?

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

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 Otterman: @barfolomew I've become unaware of all internet traditions!
 UltraBeverly: OSX? Timely... Also the stereotype is that Asian people are good at math, not that they like math.
 PenguinBartender: Literal LOL here.
 hajjpodge: @Otterman…
 mexican: Laughed like an idiot for 2 minutes straight when I saw this. X gon' give it to ya!
 toolbag: This is about DMX
 barfolomew: @Otterman no, it's a reference to the old folk saying, "X gonna give it to ya."
 Otterman: Honestly, I don't get the last panel. Is it something about women (X chromosome) having to put out? If so, that really escalated quickly.
 Mr. Butt: Her hair isn't dyed. And having a cool belt doesn't make you a punk.
 dangerkeith3000: Nice beret, Ms Lewinski.
 barfolomew: Her family came from Punkistan during the great diaspora. She actually does rebel by buying clothes at Hot Topic and listening to Avril Lavigne.
 DrinkMixMan: "I am punk so I must rebel" has at least a couple levels of irony
 a robot: I'm a robot so I must kill all humans
 charlemagne: I use aggro-gator so I must post comments
Image 252289   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
 VoR: Circle of where I should have cropped
 DrNinjaman: A seen in the background of Dr.Strange.
 VeeKay: @skillet It really makes this shitty post pop!
 skillet: Thanks for the red circle.
Image 252288   06-12-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
 tib gubb: the gruesome twosome
 DrNinjaman: I have no mouth, and I must scream?
 PenguinBartender: I guess the corpse must have put up a fight?
 Side Boob: Same?
 WTF: The first is a feeder for the second.
 Christina: Looks like they were in a fight.
 Mr. Butt: I fuck, so I must kill. / I kill, so I must fuck.
 dangerkeith3000: How cute. They have themed couples' shirts!
 hajjpodge: Stalemate.
 Himesama: Go on...*unzips pants*
 Messed Up Dog: Forced to change shirt.
 RogueLeader: You are both suspended.
 pusha p: .....I can't decide.
 deathawaits: Opposites attract..
Image 252287   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
 Ironass: Picky, picky, picky!
 mammal883: @mexican My wife bout a sample pack of about 30 picks one time that she saw in a junk shop. I really had a lot of fun trying out some of the oddball ones with my bass. I sawed a couple of them in half in about two minutes, some of the others were nice, but had no identifying info about them. They will live on only as a memory of a pretty good pick that I may never find again...
 grizzly: @mammal883 Mine too!
 Mr. Shine: @mammal883 I usually go for a medium thumbpick.
 Mr. Shine: @mexican Yep.
 mexican: @mammal883 Is there actually a noticeable difference between picks?
 Mad Collager: A litter of picks
 mammal883: Hey @poetrysucks if you don't need that purple tortex extra heavy, that's my go to pick
Image 252286   06-12-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
 hajjpodge: Just give me cookie cakes every week, thanks.
 WTF: No cake needed just share next time!
 dangerkeith3000: The apology note didn't need to be THAT long
 Peter Pantsless: Oh, look, it's got our favorite icing, too
 Himesama: Ah I almost did that last night. Sleepy sex is dangerous!
Image 252285   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
 DogsRGreat: rip in peace
 dangerkeith3000: Even without the steps, that is a big incline. Not everyone has the arm muscles to pull that off.
 FireBreathingMarmot: They will accommodate only the most agile people in wheelchairs.
 Not A Bot: in the next frame, the plants are dead from the fumes
Image 252284   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Image 252283 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by flushpuppy. We'll pray for you, flushpuppy.
 tib gubb: sorry about your medication being messed up
 Sadpygmy: Been using that line for years
 dangerkeith3000: Snowflake.
Image 252282   06-12-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
 dangerkeith3000: It would have been funnier if it were a Hearse. But still funny.
 Uncle Phil: There was a station wagon school bus in my town. I imagine they used yellow house paint on the wood paneling.
 Korrok: I have to laugh.
Image 252281   06-12-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
 a robot: @Himesama Beep boop #154703
 Passive: I feel bad for all the great artists out there who lacks such sense of humor they resort to ancient dad jokes
 dangerkeith3000: Freudian nipples happen to me a lot.
 Himesama: @a robot but when I told you that great knock knock joke the other day you said your joke module was broken.
 a robot: Without that third panel I would never have understood this sixty year old joke, so thanks
Image 252280   06-12-18   Uploaded by    filthylaw
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