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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley


263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

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 Otterman: @barfolomew I've become unaware of all internet traditions!
 UltraBeverly: OSX? Timely... Also the stereotype is that Asian people are good at math, not that they like math.
 PenguinBartender: Literal LOL here.
 hajjpodge: @Otterman…
 mexican: Laughed like an idiot for 2 minutes straight when I saw this. X gon' give it to ya!
 toolbag: This is about DMX
 barfolomew: @Otterman no, it's a reference to the old folk saying, "X gonna give it to ya."
 Otterman: Honestly, I don't get the last panel. Is it something about women (X chromosome) having to put out? If so, that really escalated quickly.
 Mr. Butt: Her hair isn't dyed. And having a cool belt doesn't make you a punk.
 dangerkeith3000: Nice beret, Ms Lewinski.
 barfolomew: Her family came from Punkistan during the great diaspora. She actually does rebel by buying clothes at Hot Topic and listening to Avril Lavigne.
 DrinkMixMan: "I am punk so I must rebel" has at least a couple levels of irony
 a robot: I'm a robot so I must kill all humans
 charlemagne: I use aggro-gator so I must post comments
Image 252289   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
 VoR: Circle of where I should have cropped
 DrNinjaman: A seen in the background of Dr.Strange.
 VeeKay: @skillet It really makes this shitty post pop!
 skillet: Thanks for the red circle.
Image 252288   06-12-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
 tib gubb: the gruesome twosome
 DrNinjaman: I have no mouth, and I must scream?
 PenguinBartender: I guess the corpse must have put up a fight?
 Side Boob: Same?
 WTF: The first is a feeder for the second.
 Christina: Looks like they were in a fight.
 Mr. Butt: I fuck, so I must kill. / I kill, so I must fuck.
 dangerkeith3000: How cute. They have themed couples' shirts!
 hajjpodge: Stalemate.
 Himesama: Go on...*unzips pants*
 Messed Up Dog: Forced to change shirt.
 RogueLeader: You are both suspended.
 pusha p: .....I can't decide.
 deathawaits: Opposites attract..
Image 252287   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
 Ironass: Picky, picky, picky!
 mammal883: @mexican My wife bout a sample pack of about 30 picks one time that she saw in a junk shop. I really had a lot of fun trying out some of the oddball ones with my bass. I sawed a couple of them in half in about two minutes, some of the others were nice, but had no identifying info about them. They will live on only as a memory of a pretty good pick that I may never find again...
 grizzly: @mammal883 Mine too!
 Mr. Shine: @mammal883 I usually go for a medium thumbpick.
 Mr. Shine: @mexican Yep.
 mexican: @mammal883 Is there actually a noticeable difference between picks?
 Mad Collager: A litter of picks
 mammal883: Hey @poetrysucks if you don't need that purple tortex extra heavy, that's my go to pick
Image 252286   06-12-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
 hajjpodge: Just give me cookie cakes every week, thanks.
 WTF: No cake needed just share next time!
 dangerkeith3000: The apology note didn't need to be THAT long
 Peter Pantsless: Oh, look, it's got our favorite icing, too
 Himesama: Ah I almost did that last night. Sleepy sex is dangerous!
Image 252285   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
 DogsRGreat: rip in peace
 dangerkeith3000: Even without the steps, that is a big incline. Not everyone has the arm muscles to pull that off.
 FireBreathingMarmot: They will accommodate only the most agile people in wheelchairs.
 Not A Bot: in the next frame, the plants are dead from the fumes
Image 252284   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Image 252283 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by flushpuppy. We'll pray for you, flushpuppy.
 tib gubb: sorry about your medication being messed up
 Sadpygmy: Been using that line for years
 dangerkeith3000: Snowflake.
Image 252282   06-12-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
 dangerkeith3000: It would have been funnier if it were a Hearse. But still funny.
 Uncle Phil: There was a station wagon school bus in my town. I imagine they used yellow house paint on the wood paneling.
 Korrok: I have to laugh.
Image 252281   06-12-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
 a robot: @Himesama Beep boop #154703
 Passive: I feel bad for all the great artists out there who lacks such sense of humor they resort to ancient dad jokes
 dangerkeith3000: Freudian nipples happen to me a lot.
 Himesama: @a robot but when I told you that great knock knock joke the other day you said your joke module was broken.
 a robot: Without that third panel I would never have understood this sixty year old joke, so thanks
Image 252280   06-12-18   Uploaded by    filthylaw
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