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272789  Teechur: I can do this with flatulence, as well.

272843  UltraBeverly: Elsie, you are one sexy motherfucker

272856  wolfpk: *Jaw theme playing*

272856  Springbok: Always save your snacks for later, so they grow up into dinner.

272830  Dr. Bathroom: I like the Windows 95 font.

272839  Not A Bot: really want to beleive this is an art student carrying his portfolio.

272844  Dr. Bathroom: Cock cock cock cock cock and vagina High School!

272854  Sadbot: I always think of the arch as the gateway to the True Midwest, welcome to 500 states that are all corn and a million casseroles

272807  Teechur: His trunk will stay clean. Oh, wait. I see rolled up jeans. He probably drives a pristine 4x4 with leather interior and "off-roads" onto fields to park at flea markets where he shops for hipster crap.

272814  Teechur: Should we put Old Bay Village seasoning on it?

272819  AdaMan: Cheese. It gives you ideas.

272845  Teechur: Rad for MAD magazine, but BAD for microposting it.....

272851  Teechur: @Off Topic I'd pay a nickel for a family portrait and include it with our Christmas cards this year.

272846  dangerkeith3000: This picture is almost as awesome as the cannibalism pros and cons discourse on #272816

272836  dangerkeith3000: Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

272838  dangerkeith3000: My cousin's boyfriend has a huge truck with the license plate "LIL MAN". Granted he *is* 5'4"...

272849  dangerkeith3000: Dinochicken

272837  Snow Plow: little pink hound dogs for you and me

272854  sparename: I lost my polarising fil.ter

272847  Eleftheros: @Sadbot I woulda thought it was the nazi-killer reputation for the 1940s models rolling over on German roads

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272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272816 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Possibly. Though how lean the cut of human flesh is and the age of it would probably matter more, I'm guessing.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.



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 UltraBeverly: @Spazstatic It's our entire society, unfortunately.
 Winterneuro: @Spazstatic as a teacher, I would have to give this notion serious thought if a majority of the class failed an assignment. Then again, in todays day and age, if the assignment is based on a reading, and most students fail because American college students dont like to read, well, thats on them.
 Wooden Spoon: This reminds me of a professor I had who admitted after 50% of the class failed that he had graded our homework, tests and quizzes based on effort instead of answering correctly despite giving percentage grades and specific comments on some questions. He looked at 1-2 answers and took off from 100% if we missed something on the 1-2 answers he checked.
 Spazstatic: If everyone failed so miserably, the problem might not be the students...
Image 252256   06-12-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
327
 
 Mad Collager: Thanks to his gift, I now have a healthy glow everywhere. The healthiest EVER!!
 Greifer: nucular, the word is nucular
 WTF: "Mr Burns is a great man, one of the best. I'd really like to meet him."
 tib gubb: he's not a supervising technician, he's a technical supervisor
Image 252255   06-12-18   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
234
 
 jazzjunkie: Breakfast of champions
 raditzu: *heavy artery clogging*
 Winterneuro: Food poisonong waiting to happen. This is why I never eat eggs from a salad bar.
 Passive: Fyre Festival grubbin' this year!
 Dan Tagonistic: Gonna be backed up for days
Image 252254   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
457
 
 Mr. Shine: "I brought my friend."
 Robespierre: Boredom at the source is palpable
 Side Boob: Beauty of North Doggia
Image 252253   06-12-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
366
 
 raditzu: road rage at its finest
 E. HONDA: classic fender bender, just like old times
 Side Boob: You call it a selfie, he calls it 'evidence'
Image 252252   06-12-18   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
581
 
 Ironass: Zo, you vant a Swiss Bank account for your investment money? Zat must be quite ze boat! #252346
 Mad Collager: Are you sure you weren't followed here?
 Side Boob: "We should go skiing in Gstaad after this."
Image 252251   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
372
 
 Hippitus Hoppitus: Just take me for a fucking walk.
Image 252250   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
Image 252249 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by omgpro. You have brought shame on us, omgpro.
Score:
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 WTF: He was sent to his room for using too small a gauge extension cord for the brisket he's Crock-Potting on his headboard.
 Mr. Whiskers: I always wonder where the creepy line is for videotaping kids. Like if my parents did this when I was 14, they would see things nobody would want to see (except perhaps my middle school shop teacher)
 a sedated moose: Handsome Pants
Image 252248   06-12-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
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 Mad Collager: He was in a high-risk profession though. Whenever a fight starts, someone always seem to yell, "Go for the juggler!"
Image 252247   06-12-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
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