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258467  Warrax: @Spazstatic America was named after someone's child.

258434  WTF: @Mr. Shine Off topic, do you post on Wapo's mobile app. I saw someone with your handle on there.

258459  Not A Bot: CHAOS!

258467  Spazstatic: You named your child America.

258449  VoR: @grizzly Glad you're open with people. Support of friends and family is essential to get through the lows.

258297  isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258463  Spazstatic: *clogged vacuum sounds*

258451  Mr. Shine: Tiny frens

258456  Mr. Shine: Whoa whoa whoa, slow down.

258402  Spazstatic: Dancing name generator. I call Trashy Fuck Demon!

258464  Mr. Shine: @Kirtov all the sound would come out in that room.

258435  a robot: You're not my supervisor!

258403  Spazstatic: Stay frosty!

258441  a robot: That's nice, dear.

258464  Kirtov: I'd like to think the second picture is not just from the next room but the neigbouring apartment.

258212  Felicity: That actor really chewed the scenery

258214  Felicity: Escaping prison in a laundry cart

258452  charlemagne: wait until the point of climax and cry out 'is this all there is?'

258436  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258459  charlemagne: @sparename closer each day

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10. VeeKay



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258272 Felicity: Excellent

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258270 berlin: me too

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.



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10. bromide: 1834 points
11. Drunk Orc: 1731 points
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Score:
473
 
 KingTrebek: shoulda been cheese grits pants
 Air Biscuit: Just a guy going to one of stefons reccommended clubs. If you lean in, maybe you can hear the password.
 savvoy: Choices were made, by many different people at many different times, all culminating in... this.
 jochenau: Why are those clothes things that exist?
 Fiveninety: what's going on in this pic makes about as much sense as any of @Not A Bot's comments
 Musician: Bringing 2 wheel covers into a Starbucks is the weirdest part of this
Image 252192   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
621
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Making a "speedy" escape.
 Mr. Shine: @Musician after while!
 piranharama: Florida man strikes again
 Musician: See ya later
 Derp Herpigan: Your dog is escaping.
Image 252191   06-11-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
911
 
 Passive: Damn it, I wanted anchovies!
 Teechur: Close the box! I'm hiding from the alligator in #252191!
 addend: "This isn't the cat I ordered."
 redmonkey3: This toner cartridge looks non-compatible
Image 252190   06-11-18   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
302
 
 Passive: This is Batman: The Animated Series font
 Spazstatic: Those prices actually seem to be pretty stable. I think I remember prices being almost exactly this as a kid. The concessions have probably sky rocketed though.
 square44: hello, I'd like one of your REDACTED tickets
 WTF: I stopped going to movies a long time ago for this very reason.
Image 252189   06-11-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
653
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: It's a good start.
 Side Boob: How does he go to the bathroom with all that gold on?
 Spazstatic: Is he one of those Time Lords I've heard about?
 AdaMan: Damn
 AdaMan: Infinity Wars sequel looking good
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny ideally, yes, but unfortunately I've had to make a few compromises with local authorities. Society will catch up to me someday...
 a robot: @fanny I guess it depends on if we're talking pants in the British or American sense
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless @a robot omg was I wrong this whole time in assuming pantsless was also underpantsless?
 piranharama: Infinity War lookin good.
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless You are now obligated to start a clothing chain called Watch Crotch B'Gotch.
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau @Nope ah, yes, the classic watch n' crotch look. Must be a special occasion
 Shay: Still not enough watches to get a room at Econo Lodge or a local motor lodge.
 WannaBee: @Robespierre well with all the time on his hand I'm sure he'll be working on that.
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless, please pick up a white courtesy phone. @Nope and @jochenau have some questions they need answered.
 Robespierre: @WannaBee Arms do need some work
 WannaBee: Wow looks heavy.
 jochenau: Okay but why aren't you wearing pants?
 Nope: Why isn't he wearing pants. And how does he keep his underwear and shower curtain so white?
 Derp Herpigan: He wears many watches because it's always time to selfie.
Image 252188   06-11-18   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
185
 
 savvoy: @Pegged Lamb maybe because they will ask the parents to leave, but not the children
 kinggheedra: they need to put this up in my walmart
 Nope: @Pegged Lamb Because childless couples hate that shit. So probably an OH THANK GOD type situation.
 VeeKay: Shit meme is shit.
Image 252187   06-11-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
340
 
 E. HONDA: I lost my ARP in AMS
 FireBreathingMarmot: It's simple, just slave the third oscillator as your switcherino LFO.
 Air Biscuit: "Sir, cant you read thesign? Your Binary Coded Decimal machine needs to go to the right."
 WTF: "It's says here in the manual that I'm to cut the green wire."
 addend: They can't lose your stuff if it's not allowed on the plane.
 FranzTrashka: The real struggle of living that synth music life
 jochenau: Sir, this is the TSA. If it isn't a cavity, we have no idea what to do with it.
 sparenamelaptopdied: It's my science project entitled "How To Piss Off Airport Security And Get Myself Rubber-Gloved"
Image 252186   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
346
 
 Not A Bot: Also you're wearing a NY fire department T-shirt
Image 252185   06-11-18   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
535
 
 Wooden Spoon: @a robot: I bet her father was a sneaky husky.
 a robot: One regular eye, one derp eye
 redmonkey3: Nice bed for me hooman - where are you sleeping ?
Image 252184   06-11-18   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
649
 
 Annoying Vegan : THOS BEANS
 a robot: Wanna poke those toes
Image 252183   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
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