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268631  hajjpodge: Meet my doggo, Sludge Factory.

268599  hajjpodge: @barfolomew No but there isn't equitable wages in honest work. Hence the rallying cry in the Fight for $15. Which is inadequate, imo. It should be about 25 due to inflation and cost of living increases since the 1960s. But the odds of that being implemented by Congress, even by Democrats, is slim to none in much the same way the 15 minimum is at the federal level.

268630  Annoying Vegan : The derpometer is whistling and emitting smoke

268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

268617  wolfpk: A brain test. Normal sees a man reading a book. A pervert sees a man getting a blow job. Me? I plead the fith.

268624  Fiveninety: nope

268621  wolfpk: I couldn't resist to wiggle

268600  Not A Bot: It certainly IS a badvote.

268625  Incubi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes

268610  WannaBee: I literally feel the same way.

268578  Side Boob: Most families only do emotional damage. These guys are really going the extra mile.

268624  WannaBee: What the fuck? At least she's using protection.

268622  Incubi: Inception 2: The College Years

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268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!


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 KingTrebek: shoulda been cheese grits pants
 Air Biscuit: Just a guy going to one of stefons reccommended clubs. If you lean in, maybe you can hear the password.
 savvoy: Choices were made, by many different people at many different times, all culminating in... this.
 jochenau: Why are those clothes things that exist?
 Fiveninety: what's going on in this pic makes about as much sense as any of @Not A Bot's comments
 Musician: Bringing 2 wheel covers into a Starbucks is the weirdest part of this
Image 252192   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 FireBreathingMarmot: Making a "speedy" escape.
 Mr. Shine: @Musician after while!
 piranharama: Florida man strikes again
 Musician: See ya later
 Derp Herpigan: Your dog is escaping.
Image 252191   06-11-18   Uploaded by    toad
 Passive: Damn it, I wanted anchovies!
 Teechur: Close the box! I'm hiding from the alligator in #252191!
 addend: "This isn't the cat I ordered."
 redmonkey3: This toner cartridge looks non-compatible
Image 252190   06-11-18   Uploaded by    cj22
 Passive: This is Batman: The Animated Series font
 Spazstatic: Those prices actually seem to be pretty stable. I think I remember prices being almost exactly this as a kid. The concessions have probably sky rocketed though.
 square44: hello, I'd like one of your REDACTED tickets
 WTF: I stopped going to movies a long time ago for this very reason.
Image 252189   06-11-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
 FireBreathingMarmot: It's a good start.
 Side Boob: How does he go to the bathroom with all that gold on?
 Spazstatic: Is he one of those Time Lords I've heard about?
 AdaMan: Damn
 AdaMan: Infinity Wars sequel looking good
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny ideally, yes, but unfortunately I've had to make a few compromises with local authorities. Society will catch up to me someday...
 a robot: @fanny I guess it depends on if we're talking pants in the British or American sense
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless @a robot omg was I wrong this whole time in assuming pantsless was also underpantsless?
 piranharama: Infinity War lookin good.
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless You are now obligated to start a clothing chain called Watch Crotch B'Gotch.
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau @Nope ah, yes, the classic watch n' crotch look. Must be a special occasion
 Shay: Still not enough watches to get a room at Econo Lodge or a local motor lodge.
 seahawks: @Robespierre well with all the time on his hand I'm sure he'll be working on that.
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless, please pick up a white courtesy phone. @Nope and @jochenau have some questions they need answered.
 Robespierre: @WannaBee Arms do need some work
 celtic: Wow looks heavy.
 jochenau: Okay but why aren't you wearing pants?
 Nope: Why isn't he wearing pants. And how does he keep his underwear and shower curtain so white?
 Derp Herpigan: He wears many watches because it's always time to selfie.
Image 252188   06-11-18   Uploaded by    betamax
 savvoy: @Pegged Lamb maybe because they will ask the parents to leave, but not the children
 kinggheedra: they need to put this up in my walmart
 Nope: @Pegged Lamb Because childless couples hate that shit. So probably an OH THANK GOD type situation.
 VeeKay: Shit meme is shit.
Image 252187   06-11-18   Uploaded by    tess
 E. HONDA: I lost my ARP in AMS
 FireBreathingMarmot: It's simple, just slave the third oscillator as your switcherino LFO.
 Air Biscuit: "Sir, cant you read thesign? Your Binary Coded Decimal machine needs to go to the right."
 WTF: "It's says here in the manual that I'm to cut the green wire."
 addend: They can't lose your stuff if it's not allowed on the plane.
 FranzTrashka: The real struggle of living that synth music life
 jochenau: Sir, this is the TSA. If it isn't a cavity, we have no idea what to do with it.
 sparenamelaptopdied: It's my science project entitled "How To Piss Off Airport Security And Get Myself Rubber-Gloved"
Image 252186   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
 Not A Bot: Also you're wearing a NY fire department T-shirt
Image 252185   06-11-18   Uploaded by    catheter
 Wooden Spoon: @a robot: I bet her father was a sneaky husky.
 a robot: One regular eye, one derp eye
 redmonkey3: Nice bed for me hooman - where are you sleeping ?
Image 252184   06-11-18   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
 Annoying Vegan : THOS BEANS
 a robot: Wanna poke those toes
Image 252183   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
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