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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley


263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

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 FireBreathingMarmot: It's a good start.
 Side Boob: How does he go to the bathroom with all that gold on?
 Spazstatic: Is he one of those Time Lords I've heard about?
 AdaMan: Damn
 AdaMan: Infinity Wars sequel looking good
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny ideally, yes, but unfortunately I've had to make a few compromises with local authorities. Society will catch up to me someday...
 a robot: @fanny I guess it depends on if we're talking pants in the British or American sense
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless @a robot omg was I wrong this whole time in assuming pantsless was also underpantsless?
 piranharama: Infinity War lookin good.
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless You are now obligated to start a clothing chain called Watch Crotch B'Gotch.
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau @Nope ah, yes, the classic watch n' crotch look. Must be a special occasion
 Shay: Still not enough watches to get a room at Econo Lodge or a local motor lodge.
 seahawks: @Robespierre well with all the time on his hand I'm sure he'll be working on that.
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless, please pick up a white courtesy phone. @Nope and @jochenau have some questions they need answered.
 Robespierre: @WannaBee Arms do need some work
 celtic: Wow looks heavy.
 jochenau: Okay but why aren't you wearing pants?
 Nope: Why isn't he wearing pants. And how does he keep his underwear and shower curtain so white?
 Derp Herpigan: He wears many watches because it's always time to selfie.
Image 252188   06-11-18   Uploaded by    betamax
 savvoy: @Pegged Lamb maybe because they will ask the parents to leave, but not the children
 kinggheedra: they need to put this up in my walmart
 Nope: @Pegged Lamb Because childless couples hate that shit. So probably an OH THANK GOD type situation.
 VeeKay: Shit meme is shit.
Image 252187   06-11-18   Uploaded by    tess
 E. HONDA: I lost my ARP in AMS
 FireBreathingMarmot: It's simple, just slave the third oscillator as your switcherino LFO.
 Air Biscuit: "Sir, cant you read thesign? Your Binary Coded Decimal machine needs to go to the right."
 WTF: "It's says here in the manual that I'm to cut the green wire."
 addend: They can't lose your stuff if it's not allowed on the plane.
 FranzTrashka: The real struggle of living that synth music life
 jochenau: Sir, this is the TSA. If it isn't a cavity, we have no idea what to do with it.
 sparenamelaptopdied: It's my science project entitled "How To Piss Off Airport Security And Get Myself Rubber-Gloved"
Image 252186   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
 Not A Bot: Also you're wearing a NY fire department T-shirt
Image 252185   06-11-18   Uploaded by    catheter
 Wooden Spoon: @a robot: I bet her father was a sneaky husky.
 a robot: One regular eye, one derp eye
 redmonkey3: Nice bed for me hooman - where are you sleeping ?
Image 252184   06-11-18   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
 Annoying Vegan : THOS BEANS
 a robot: Wanna poke those toes
Image 252183   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
 Lunimeow: And now Yugi boy I play toon world.
 Spazstatic: I like Tool as well.
 redmonkey3: Excellent design very well executed - why all tye hate for tie dye ?
 VeeKay: How vile is this? Answer: Very.
 Robespierre: Distant cousins, theres a limited supply. And were down to the dozens, and this is why:
Image 252182   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
 Passive: Sadly, rates out of 10 stars
 Passive: Sadly, rates out of 10 stars
 Wooden Spoon: @Air Biscuit: saw it, thought it was pretty darn goid
 Air Biscuit: @addend pretty cool theyre casting bruce willis for the new one. Itll be weird without Charles Bronson tho.
 addend: "Deathwish".
Image 252181   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
 FireBreathingMarmot: Chameleon Dog fades into the environment in which it naps.
 addend: (Gently covers with blanket.)
 Annoying Vegan : @Yam Same.
 Yam: Man, I just really like dogs you guys
Image 252180   06-11-18   Uploaded by    bigbison
 jochenau: @trumpet Of the "clean" (suitable for sacrifice) animals, he took seven pairs each.
 mwoody: @trumpet I see two sheep and some lion food.
Image 252179   06-11-18   Uploaded by    carlin
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