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253613  White Rice: I was looking for the Obvious Plant logo, but coupdn't see it on the water box. I do appreciate the "drink slowly" warning.

253608  Not A Bot: Not only that, but the campfire won't stay lit.

253625  itskando: See: fievel goes West the dog Chase

253613  itskando: Laluminum water: Bright to you by the Laluminatti

253621  Amy Housewine: Godammnit Eddie, leave those people alone.

253593  Amy Housewine: Ooooh - it's only just occurred to me that this might have been (in a roundabout way) where the Pterry Ptitle "Thief Of Time" came from. The thought had neve occurred tome before.

253597  Munkybut: Clean your damn nails!

253621  a sedated moose: I enjoy the fact that you didn't go with the obvious choice of Metallica's Master of Puppets.

253594  Amy Housewine: "Oh do fuck off" seems to be the only halfway sensible response to this.

253611  Dr Awkward: @2Berries I'm not sure how much of a tint %5 or 20% is... 5% doesn't sound like a lot

253608  Amy Housewine: Somebody will be along in a minute to ask him complicated questions about the discography and tell him that he shouldn't wear this if he can't answer them.

253611  2Berries: @Dr Awkward just got 5% all around & it is so nice. Except when you drive in a friends car & realize everyone can see you staring at them now

253615  Amy Housewine: @Christina That was the reference that came to my mind too!

253623  2Berries: "I'm not scared anymore!" "Then your not paying close enough attention!"

253622  Amy Housewine: I prefer DJ Dodger Jammie

253622  Amy Housewine: Shout out the Gingerbread Massive

253622  Dr Awkward: I don't know how good cookies are at DJing, but it's gotta be better than Skrillex, right?

253632  EndlessVanity: Silly me I got the Wyoming one...

253627  Side Boob: If those are by depth, this is a great idea.

253621  VoR: I am not a number! Im a free man, puppet.

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253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253412 Bluetocracy: I need a can (case) of this at work.

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253366 redmonkey3: The "N" word! (?)

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253360 redmonkey3: Ssso - all red setters are Hank the Bush Bean dogs now ?

253573 Dr Awkward: @Springbok I teach college juniors, but she's a tiny gymnast

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 FireBreathingMarmot: It's a good start.
 Side Boob: How does he go to the bathroom with all that gold on?
 Spazstatic: Is he one of those Time Lords I've heard about?
 AdaMan: Damn
 AdaMan: Infinity Wars sequel looking good
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny ideally, yes, but unfortunately I've had to make a few compromises with local authorities. Society will catch up to me someday...
 a robot: @fanny I guess it depends on if we're talking pants in the British or American sense
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless @a robot omg was I wrong this whole time in assuming pantsless was also underpantsless?
 piranharama: Infinity War lookin good.
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless You are now obligated to start a clothing chain called Watch Crotch B'Gotch.
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau @Nope ah, yes, the classic watch n' crotch look. Must be a special occasion
 Shay: Still not enough watches to get a room at Econo Lodge or a local motor lodge.
 WannaBee: @Robespierre well with all the time on his hand I'm sure he'll be working on that.
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless, please pick up a white courtesy phone. @Nope and @jochenau have some questions they need answered.
 Robespierre: @WannaBee Arms do need some work
 WannaBee: Wow looks heavy.
 jochenau: Okay but why aren't you wearing pants?
 Nope: Why isn't he wearing pants. And how does he keep his underwear and shower curtain so white?
 Derp Herpigan: He wears many watches because it's always time to selfie.
Image 252188   06-11-18   Uploaded by    betamax
 savvoy: @Pegged Lamb maybe because they will ask the parents to leave, but not the children
 kinggheedra: they need to put this up in my walmart
 Nope: @Pegged Lamb Because childless couples hate that shit. So probably an OH THANK GOD type situation.
 VeeKay: Shit meme is shit.
Image 252187   06-11-18   Uploaded by    tess
 E. HONDA: I lost my ARP in AMS
 FireBreathingMarmot: It's simple, just slave the third oscillator as your switcherino LFO.
 Air Biscuit: "Sir, cant you read thesign? Your Binary Coded Decimal machine needs to go to the right."
 WTF: "It's says here in the manual that I'm to cut the green wire."
 addend: They can't lose your stuff if it's not allowed on the plane.
 FranzTrashka: The real struggle of living that synth music life
 jochenau: Sir, this is the TSA. If it isn't a cavity, we have no idea what to do with it.
 sparenamelaptopdied: It's my science project entitled "How To Piss Off Airport Security And Get Myself Rubber-Gloved"
Image 252186   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
 Not A Bot: Also you're wearing a NY fire department T-shirt
Image 252185   06-11-18   Uploaded by    catheter
 Wooden Spoon: @a robot: I bet her father was a sneaky husky.
 a robot: One regular eye, one derp eye
 redmonkey3: Nice bed for me hooman - where are you sleeping ?
Image 252184   06-11-18   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
 Annoying Vegan : THOS BEANS
 a robot: Wanna poke those toes
Image 252183   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
 Lunimeow: And now Yugi boy I play toon world.
 Spazstatic: I like Tool as well.
 redmonkey3: Excellent design very well executed - why all tye hate for tie dye ?
 VeeKay: How vile is this? Answer: Very.
 Robespierre: Distant cousins, theres a limited supply. And were down to the dozens, and this is why:
Image 252182   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
 Passive: Sadly, rates out of 10 stars
 Passive: Sadly, rates out of 10 stars
 Wooden Spoon: @Air Biscuit: saw it, thought it was pretty darn goid
 Air Biscuit: @addend pretty cool theyre casting bruce willis for the new one. Itll be weird without Charles Bronson tho.
 addend: "Deathwish".
Image 252181   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
 FireBreathingMarmot: Chameleon Dog fades into the environment in which it naps.
 addend: (Gently covers with blanket.)
 Annoying Vegan : @Yam Same.
 Yam: Man, I just really like dogs you guys
Image 252180   06-11-18   Uploaded by    bigbison
 jochenau: @trumpet Of the "clean" (suitable for sacrifice) animals, he took seven pairs each.
 mwoody: @trumpet I see two sheep and some lion food.
Image 252179   06-11-18   Uploaded by    carlin
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