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253629  DrinkMixMan: *Xe Man

253609  wolfpk: I got slapped last time I said that!

253629  DrinkMixMan: Ze Man

253610  wolfpk: Now that Toys R Us is gone, Jeffrey the giraffe is slowly fading away.

253628  a robot: *heart eyes*

253613  White Rice: I was looking for the Obvious Plant logo, but coupdn't see it on the water box. I do appreciate the "drink slowly" warning.

253608  Not A Bot: Not only that, but the campfire won't stay lit.

253625  itskando: See: fievel goes West the dog Chase

253613  itskando: Laluminum water: Bright to you by the Laluminatti

253621  Amy Housewine: Godammnit Eddie, leave those people alone.

253593  Amy Housewine: Ooooh - it's only just occurred to me that this might have been (in a roundabout way) where the Pterry Ptitle "Thief Of Time" came from. The thought had neve occurred tome before.

253597  Munkybut: Clean your damn nails!

253621  a sedated moose: I enjoy the fact that you didn't go with the obvious choice of Metallica's Master of Puppets.

253594  Amy Housewine: "Oh do fuck off" seems to be the only halfway sensible response to this.

253611  Dr Awkward: @2Berries I'm not sure how much of a tint %5 or 20% is... 5% doesn't sound like a lot

253608  Amy Housewine: Somebody will be along in a minute to ask him complicated questions about the discography and tell him that he shouldn't wear this if he can't answer them.

253611  2Berries: @Dr Awkward just got 5% all around & it is so nice. Except when you drive in a friends car & realize everyone can see you staring at them now

253615  Amy Housewine: @Christina That was the reference that came to my mind too!

253623  2Berries: "I'm not scared anymore!" "Then your not paying close enough attention!"

253622  Amy Housewine: I prefer DJ Dodger Jammie

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253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253412 Bluetocracy: I need a can (case) of this at work.

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253366 redmonkey3: The "N" word! (?)

253405 Greifer: @VoR and maybe those pricks in the movie should have let the shark alone in the first place... So put it back and don't swim in shark waters

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253360 redmonkey3: Ssso - all red setters are Hank the Bush Bean dogs now ?

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...



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mrmrmr uploaded 253263 (847 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253402 (835 points)
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11. cannabis: 1892 points
12. tears as lube: 1844 points
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Score:
814
 
 addend: "She knows a few phrases, too. Go on, quoth something."
 VeeKay: Sorry sir, we don't sell cigarettes to minahs.
 Warrax: That's a weird puppy.
 Side Boob: Nevermore.
Image 252160   06-11-18   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
779
 
 DrinkMixMan: A talking cat? What sorcery is this?
 PenguinBartender: If they got Keith David to play the main character, I would give this a shot.
 wolfpk: Sleeping all day,"guarding" lasagna by night.
 dangerkeith3000: I hate Mondays.
 Warrax: Garfmannipples
Image 252159   06-11-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
545
 
 Air Biscuit: @WotGives you have to add your own description.
 WotGives: Hm. Another day of non-descript pet pics. It's been swell, AG
 Amy Housewine: 'Pug-Leg Pete' would be a good pirate or dancing name.
Image 252158   06-11-18   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
130
 
 wolfpk: That is a regular sight where I live. You don't need a driver's license.
Image 252157   06-11-18   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
624
 
 VeeKay: Yarrr!
 dangerkeith3000: Tell him where the booty be!
 Robespierre: Popeyes
 Warrax: Remember, a pirate would never take some else's property.
 TurkeyVulture: Pug leg Pete.
Image 252156   06-11-18   Uploaded by    OldKentuckyShark
Score:
561
 
 dangerkeith3000: I always thought he grew up and became Patton Oswalt.
Image 252155   06-11-18   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
345
 
 addend: Same :(
 Not A Bot: Pro tip: Don't set your stash down right next to the fucking Jenga tower unless you want to be picking that shit out of the carpet, ass hat.
 Shay: I think I used 1-800-Collect before just for the hell of it.
Image 252154   06-11-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
197
 
 Somepallings: Mr Pottsdam yelling about meat as usual
 dangerkeith3000: Mr Fancysuit likes to photobomb pictures, does he?
 2Berries: @Shay no, he's smiling
 Robespierre: Yer tux sux
 Shay: It's like the guy in the suit is looking into the mirror 10 years from now after marriage.
Image 252153   06-11-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
613
 
 antipatterns: stop tweeting
 Robespierre: "Stifle, Edith"
 Shay: Excuse me, the adult sparrows are talking.
 dangerkeith3000: Bird Fight!
Image 252152   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
744
 
 Jabberwikket: Frenly snek construction worker does you a compliance
 dangerkeith3000: Hey, soul sister, do I hear Mr. Mister on the radio?
Image 252151   06-11-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
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