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273575  myrealname: Because he can afford

273563  Incubi: "Listen here, you Shatner-lookin' MF'er..."

273555  Not A Bot: I had a nightmare once that wasps were living in my arm so thanks for making that come true.

273555  Peter Pantsless: @FormerLurker maybe not this one. It and its predecessor are homages to a late 60s endurance racer designed specifically to beat the crap out of Ferrari, which it did. Also it's pretty, so there :P

273555  scribbs: I have been for years

273542  Knice: "Rejected" -Asshole Wild Bear HR Guy

273548  Knice: Dammit, Bobie

273553  Knice: I'm picturing some next-level Tetris moves if he's gotta shit.

273558  Knice: First one of these that made me laugh.

273560  FormerLurker: Just a few more bads and well be done with this one...

273441  Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273551  Nothing: Way ahead of you

273555  FormerLurker: @Peter Pantsless so its Fucked On Race Day?

273566  Peter Pantsless: Also regular heaven

273558  daisy picker: What are numbers? We just don't know.

273556  WTF: Almost Scroatia

273497  Korrok: Probably.

273550  Annoying Vegan : SKILLS.

273543  Dr Awkward: @Dr. Bathroom The March of time is dependent upon our disappointment

273560  tib gubb: What? I'm pretty sure that having a boyfriend in prison would be pretty boss

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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.



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Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
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 6. cran vodka: 1903 points
 7. Mexico: 1902 points
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11. BoiledEggs: 1679 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
13. Never AFK: 1628 points
14. RogueLeader: 1613 points
15. skunkrocker: 1597 points
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 Robespierre: Too much disposable income
 dangerkeith3000: Why dontcha come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. In my car.
 Christina: This is from a country where carpets are incredibly cheap.
Image 252148   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
615
 
 professorpig: @dangerkeith3000 O for obviously?
 Shay: This is why Willy Wonka could never get a woman.
 dangerkeith3000: What's the 2nd "o" for?
 Not A Bot: The head is also known as the "radvote magnet"
Image 252147   06-11-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Image 252146 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Side Boob. You have brought shame on us, Side Boob.
Score:
395
 
 dangerkeith3000: Don't step on the doggo!
Image 252145   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
489
 
 Wooden Spoon: Rob the Baloon Lady. Thats not her name, you should actually rob her.
 SuedeOxford: I identify as Babalooney's hype man.
 Annoying Vegan : BABALOONEY
 Side Boob: She makes intricate party balloons while surrounded by screaming children. Can we make her a saint?
 queezy farm: She seems nice.
 Shay: I wonder what fetish she's into...
 dangerkeith3000: That's a wig.
Image 252144   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
295
 
 addend: Aha... Russia is within sight of Alaska.
 Dr Awkward: Yes, Australia is "close" to China"
 dangerkeith3000: Hahaha FOX News logic.
Image 252143   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
164
 
 Fiveninety: oh, apparently the friendly spaceship ignores underscores
 Fiveninety: @Wooden Spoon i learned this in the long long ago on Usenet, back when Usenet was still useful: *bold*, /italic/, underline .. also great for typewriters
 Wooden Spoon: @Fiveninety: its because BOLD isnt offered in many formats, like Aggrogator
 PenguinBartender: Although the impact felt by his life is, admittedly narrow, Mr. Cables' now-famous quote has saved countless lives.
 dangerkeith3000: *winks* I understand you loud and clear *winks again* *Starts drilling*
 VoR: Screw is sufficient distance from sticker. Check.
 Fiveninety: who the hell taught so many people that quotes can be used to add emphasis? i mean, i see this entirely too often
 fanny: ok I "won't"
Image 252142   06-11-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
545
 
 Wooden Spoon: Sea Sluggix
 a robot: Whatever this is, it seems jaunty!
 dangerkeith3000: It identifies as a Prius.
 Mad Collager: Well, it's not my real hair, tentacly speaking.
Image 252141   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
612
 
 grid: Quick, put some pizza into its mouth!
 Amy Housewine: Dogs: they can look up.
 dangerkeith3000: borkf
 VoR: I smell dog food
Image 252140   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
377
 
 Science: Old crack screens rock
 VoR: Any key? I've a joy stick?
Image 252139   06-11-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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