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273542  Knice: "Rejected" -Asshole Wild Bear HR Guy

273548  Knice: Dammit, Bobie

273553  Knice: I'm picturing some next-level Tetris moves if he's gotta shit.

273558  Knice: First one of these that made me laugh.

273560  FormerLurker: Just a few more bads and well be done with this one...

273441  Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273551  Nothing: Way ahead of you

273555  FormerLurker: @Peter Pantsless so its Fucked On Race Day?

273566  Peter Pantsless: Also regular heaven

273558  daisy picker: What are numbers? We just don't know.

273556  WTF: Almost Scroatia

273497  Korrok: Probably.

273550  Annoying Vegan : SKILLS.

273543  Dr Awkward: @Dr. Bathroom The March of time is dependent upon our disappointment

273560  tib gubb: What? I'm pretty sure that having a boyfriend in prison would be pretty boss

273557  Sadbot: @tib gubb Nah, we love to learn about humans via the Food Network

273567  static xyz: From the thumbnail I thought it was a Tide pod.

273557  Sadbot: Flavortown is near

273557  tib gubb: cruelty to robots?

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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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Image 252146 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Side Boob. Boo, Side Boob.
Score:
395
 
 dangerkeith3000: Don't step on the doggo!
Image 252145   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
489
 
 Wooden Spoon: Rob the Baloon Lady. Thats not her name, you should actually rob her.
 SuedeOxford: I identify as Babalooney's hype man.
 Annoying Vegan : BABALOONEY
 Side Boob: She makes intricate party balloons while surrounded by screaming children. Can we make her a saint?
 queezy farm: She seems nice.
 Shay: I wonder what fetish she's into...
 dangerkeith3000: That's a wig.
Image 252144   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
295
 
 addend: Aha... Russia is within sight of Alaska.
 Dr Awkward: Yes, Australia is "close" to China"
 dangerkeith3000: Hahaha FOX News logic.
Image 252143   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
164
 
 Fiveninety: oh, apparently the friendly spaceship ignores underscores
 Fiveninety: @Wooden Spoon i learned this in the long long ago on Usenet, back when Usenet was still useful: *bold*, /italic/, underline .. also great for typewriters
 Wooden Spoon: @Fiveninety: its because BOLD isnt offered in many formats, like Aggrogator
 PenguinBartender: Although the impact felt by his life is, admittedly narrow, Mr. Cables' now-famous quote has saved countless lives.
 dangerkeith3000: *winks* I understand you loud and clear *winks again* *Starts drilling*
 VoR: Screw is sufficient distance from sticker. Check.
 Fiveninety: who the hell taught so many people that quotes can be used to add emphasis? i mean, i see this entirely too often
 fanny: ok I "won't"
Image 252142   06-11-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
545
 
 Wooden Spoon: Sea Sluggix
 a robot: Whatever this is, it seems jaunty!
 dangerkeith3000: It identifies as a Prius.
 Mad Collager: Well, it's not my real hair, tentacly speaking.
Image 252141   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
612
 
 grid: Quick, put some pizza into its mouth!
 Amy Housewine: Dogs: they can look up.
 dangerkeith3000: borkf
 VoR: I smell dog food
Image 252140   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
377
 
 Science: Old crack screens rock
 VoR: Any key? I've a joy stick?
Image 252139   06-11-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
454
 
 AlexDeLarge: Vent radioactive gas? N-O.
 poetrysucks: CEO of asset management wants you to have the goddam gas heater disconnected without further notice.
 barfolomew: You're welcome
Image 252138   06-11-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
646
 
 grizzly: @barfolomew and before you know it, it's tomorrow already.
 grizzly: @barfolomew and before you know it, it's tomorrow already.
 barfolomew: @grizzly the monthly cocaine allowance, the monthly meth allowance, the monthly Jimson weed allowance...
 grizzly: @WTF after that, time to move on to the monthly beer allowance, the the monthly vodka allowance...
 dangerkeith3000: unfortunately not a username/upload combo.
 VoR: How to hide you're a vampire. .
 WTF: I too like to get my monthly wine allowance in a single night.
 barfolomew: She is living her best life and I am genuinely jealous.
 Christina: "I single glass of wine, I was told."
Image 252137   06-11-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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