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268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

268617  wolfpk: A brain test. Normal sees a man reading a book. A pervert sees a man getting a blow job. Me? I plead the fith.

268624  Fiveninety: nope

268621  wolfpk: I couldn't resist to wiggle

268600  Not A Bot: It certainly IS a badvote.

268625  Incubi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes

268610  WannaBee: I literally feel the same way.

268578  Side Boob: Most families only do emotional damage. These guys are really going the extra mile.

268624  WannaBee: What the fuck? At least she's using protection.

268622  Incubi: Inception 2: The College Years

268624  Dr. Bathroom: Abortion: Charlton Heston style.

268589  Incubi: I like the Knights and all. But that dog should be wearing a fin, is all I'm saying...

268595  Side Boob: Thanks, eh

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.



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Score:
266
 
 raditzu: I think it's enough of Internet for today '
 wolfpk: Italian condoms..... never mind. I am just going to pretend I never saw this!
 sparename: Dougal lost his nose
 WTF: Italian Birth Control
 Teechur: Hey! Can we get an Italian condom over here?
 Mr. Butt: god i wish that were me
Image 252031   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
186
 
 tib gubb: can you explain to me why little suzie had to die?
Image 252030   06-10-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
517
 
 wolfpk: Heeeey!
 Mr. Butt: Terminator 2.
 Warrax: Ayyyy.
 Yam: Cool strawberry, bro
 Knice: Berry good.
Image 252029   06-10-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
569
 
 VeeKay: @Knice I've got a 'Worlds Okayest Dad' t-shirt on RIGHT NOW!
 Teechur: @Knice I bought myself a "World's Greatest Son" t-shirt and I wear it when I take my kids out in public.
 Knice: @Mr. Butt Word up. I bought myself a 'World's Best Dad' coffee mug because I'm a better judge of character than my kids. :-D
 Mr. Butt: If I ever have kids, I'm not going to buy them clothes that say "I love my dad." It's so fucking presumptuous.
Image 252028   06-10-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
775
 
 Dr. Bathroom: m'lady.
 Teechur: I'm glad you finally trust the bird with your hat.
 Mr. Butt: 100% worth the effort.
Image 252027   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
205
 
 Joseph: @grizzly I went paragliding with my girlfriend last summer, and she went a bit long on the landing and had to dodge a creek and some trees. Then she got dragged on the grass on her belly/face for a decent distance before she stopped. The instructor hadn't said anything during the the approach (she was late turning) but after the landing the radio crackled: Schlechte Landing, Schlechte Landung! We still make this joke now whenever somebody crashes snowboarding.
 SuedeOxford: This is the the uncommon Decathlon/Citabria variant called the Citabrioshit.
 Shay: Nobody liked Disney's Planes, so nothing of value is lost.
 Air Biscuit: *please ensure that your aircraft is rated to handle an air biscuit before deploying one.
 Ironass: Mistakes were made.
 Mr. Shine: "I jumped out right before we crashed."
 wolfpk: @grizzly Let's be honest, this landing still sucks!
 sparename: @grizzly @WTF Last I heard - "Two men were inside, they self rescued and were conscious and breathing." "One casualty was taken to hospital with head and neck injuries not believed to be serious."
 grizzly: @WTF terrible landing, then.
 Knice: [FLERMP]
 WTF: @grizzly Unfortunately the pilot was paralyzed from the waist down.
 grizzly: Any landing you can walk away from...
Image 252026   06-10-18   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
264
 
 Peter Pantsless: @addend damn straight
 addend: @Uncle Phil or off -- whatever works.
 Uncle Phil: Just download it illegally. That way you can keep your pants on.
 grizzly: Probably easier to loan your buddy $10.
Image 252025   06-10-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
647
 
 Korrok: @Annoying Vegan hahah
 Annoying Vegan : I would like to rent this dog plz @Rent A Dog
Image 252024   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
375
 
 piranharama: Happy Easter
 Shay: Sometimes you feel like a nut.
 Not A Bot: That's no moon.
 DrinkMixMan: @Urn BooUrn How about a night that will live in infamy? ;)
 Urn BooUrn: @DrinkMixMan MMmmm, what's that new deal you got for me?
 Whatever: Too bad nuts are prohibited due to all the allergies
 myrealname: Come on baby, let's do the twist.
 DrinkMixMan: Every time you bust one, think of Roosevelt. Mmmm.
Image 252023   06-10-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
309
 
 Whatever: Seem like the dream place all those Trump supporters keep on telling me to visit. Im sure they will like it there too.
Image 252022   06-10-18   Uploaded by    sassysass
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