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258467  Warrax: @Spazstatic America was named after someone's child.

258434  WTF: @Mr. Shine Off topic, do you post on Wapo's mobile app. I saw someone with your handle on there.

258459  Not A Bot: CHAOS!

258467  Spazstatic: You named your child America.

258449  VoR: @grizzly Glad you're open with people. Support of friends and family is essential to get through the lows.

258297  isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258463  Spazstatic: *clogged vacuum sounds*

258451  Mr. Shine: Tiny frens

258456  Mr. Shine: Whoa whoa whoa, slow down.

258402  Spazstatic: Dancing name generator. I call Trashy Fuck Demon!

258464  Mr. Shine: @Kirtov all the sound would come out in that room.

258435  a robot: You're not my supervisor!

258403  Spazstatic: Stay frosty!

258441  a robot: That's nice, dear.

258464  Kirtov: I'd like to think the second picture is not just from the next room but the neigbouring apartment.

258212  Felicity: That actor really chewed the scenery

258214  Felicity: Escaping prison in a laundry cart

258452  charlemagne: wait until the point of climax and cry out 'is this all there is?'

258436  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258459  charlemagne: @sparename closer each day

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258270 berlin: me too

258272 Felicity: Excellent

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister



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Score:
274
 
 raditzu: I think it's enough of Internet for today '
 wolfpk: Italian condoms..... never mind. I am just going to pretend I never saw this!
 sparename: Dougal lost his nose
 WTF: Italian Birth Control
 Teechur: Hey! Can we get an Italian condom over here?
 Mr. Butt: god i wish that were me
Image 252031   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
186
 
 tib gubb: can you explain to me why little suzie had to die?
Image 252030   06-10-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
517
 
 wolfpk: Heeeey!
 Mr. Butt: Terminator 2.
 Warrax: Ayyyy.
 Yam: Cool strawberry, bro
 Knice: Berry good.
Image 252029   06-10-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
569
 
 VeeKay: @Knice I've got a 'Worlds Okayest Dad' t-shirt on RIGHT NOW!
 Teechur: @Knice I bought myself a "World's Greatest Son" t-shirt and I wear it when I take my kids out in public.
 Knice: @Mr. Butt Word up. I bought myself a 'World's Best Dad' coffee mug because I'm a better judge of character than my kids. :-D
 Mr. Butt: If I ever have kids, I'm not going to buy them clothes that say "I love my dad." It's so fucking presumptuous.
Image 252028   06-10-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
775
 
 Dr. Bathroom: m'lady.
 Teechur: I'm glad you finally trust the bird with your hat.
 Mr. Butt: 100% worth the effort.
Image 252027   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
205
 
 Joseph: @grizzly I went paragliding with my girlfriend last summer, and she went a bit long on the landing and had to dodge a creek and some trees. Then she got dragged on the grass on her belly/face for a decent distance before she stopped. The instructor hadn't said anything during the the approach (she was late turning) but after the landing the radio crackled: Schlechte Landing, Schlechte Landung! We still make this joke now whenever somebody crashes snowboarding.
 SuedeOxford: This is the the uncommon Decathlon/Citabria variant called the Citabrioshit.
 Shay: Nobody liked Disney's Planes, so nothing of value is lost.
 Air Biscuit: *please ensure that your aircraft is rated to handle an air biscuit before deploying one.
 Ironass: Mistakes were made.
 Mr. Shine: "I jumped out right before we crashed."
 wolfpk: @grizzly Let's be honest, this landing still sucks!
 sparename: @grizzly @WTF Last I heard - "Two men were inside, they self rescued and were conscious and breathing." "One casualty was taken to hospital with head and neck injuries not believed to be serious."
 grizzly: @WTF terrible landing, then.
 Knice: [FLERMP]
 WTF: @grizzly Unfortunately the pilot was paralyzed from the waist down.
 grizzly: Any landing you can walk away from...
Image 252026   06-10-18   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
264
 
 Peter Pantsless: @addend damn straight
 addend: @Uncle Phil or off -- whatever works.
 Uncle Phil: Just download it illegally. That way you can keep your pants on.
 grizzly: Probably easier to loan your buddy $10.
Image 252025   06-10-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
647
 
 Korrok: @Annoying Vegan hahah
 Annoying Vegan : I would like to rent this dog plz @Rent A Dog
Image 252024   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
375
 
 piranharama: Happy Easter
 Shay: Sometimes you feel like a nut.
 Not A Bot: That's no moon.
 DrinkMixMan: @Urn BooUrn How about a night that will live in infamy? ;)
 Urn BooUrn: @DrinkMixMan MMmmm, what's that new deal you got for me?
 Whatever: Too bad nuts are prohibited due to all the allergies
 WannaBee: Come on baby, let's do the twist.
 DrinkMixMan: Every time you bust one, think of Roosevelt. Mmmm.
Image 252023   06-10-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
309
 
 Whatever: Seem like the dream place all those Trump supporters keep on telling me to visit. Im sure they will like it there too.
Image 252022   06-10-18   Uploaded by    sassysass
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