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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

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263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

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 Himesama: Cute
 kinggheedra: adhd.jpg
 Psymon: His parents should be proud of the dedication and skill in pulling off this remarkable of an impression
Image 252004   06-10-18   Uploaded by    SS Keith
 wolfpk: You have to grow old, but you don't have to grow up!
 Himesama: 1st date vs. Marriage
 VoR: Two dogs
 CaptainCatbreath: Yeah! You do you, puppy!
Image 252003   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
 VoR: One dog
Image 252002   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Niels Bohr
 Not A Bot: Yeah, no. What? Who ate the other half of her dog that she has to pretend to take a bite from the other end? Man this image raises so many questions...
 Not A Bot: He is Flopsy, Destroyer of Worlds.
 Butcherboy: Daisy daisy...
 Knice: No dogs.
 TurkeyVulture: Teamwork makes the dream work.
 Mr. Shine: A bicycle built for 1.45
Image 252001   06-10-18   Uploaded by    p nut
 WTF: Any persons unwilling to fold/unfold their genitals will have them folded/unfolded by Big Rick.
 Teechur: I practiced folding and unfolding my genitals so much that I think I just had my own wet yoga class.
 Nope: *looks down* I made a snake!
 Prumbo: I don't feel safe soaked in herbal liquids with Raiden the God of Thunder there.
 Psymon: @Sage 365/30 times less than a solar second
 sparename: @Sage My genital doesn't seem to unfold itself as quickly or as often as it did in my teens
 Sage: Two questions: How long is a lunar second, and why do I have to be able to fold/unfold my genitals?
 VoR: Loud screaming. I'm in.
Image 252000   06-10-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
 Zochrot: yeah, fuck men!!
 DrinkMixMan: A more apt comparison would probably be Barbie vs. old school GI Joe. Or, heck, Barbie vs. Ken.
 DrinkMixMan: He-Man clearly takes place in a fantasy world, whereas Barbie is often sold as an every day role model, doing thing every day things: shopping, being a socialite, working in various careers, etc. "We girls can do everything" sort of has different implications than "By the power of Grayskull!"
 DrinkMixMan: @Himesama This is sad
 TurkeyVulture: So, there's this thing called toxic masculinity we also complain about
 Jabberwikket: If he man had been created in the 1950's and been a singular pinnacle of toys, then you might have an argument....
 Himesama: When I was a little girl I really wished I could have pale skin cause that was prettier.( On bad days I stil feel that way)
 piranharama: Well at the end of every He-man episode there was a moral lesson imparted based on the episode events (dont cheat at school, always do right by your friends, etc.) so Id hardly call He-man a bad role model for boys just because He-lifts (bro)
 VoR: ...meh
 Sadbot: @Mr. Butt Working as directed
 Mr. Butt: Instructions unclear: jacking off to Masters of the Universe.
 Knice: This is a Bad-Vote.
 Sadbot: Yeah, and now we have 20-something to 40-something dudes joining a fitness cult that ruins their knees. But don't pretend that men have it worse, just look at expectations on sitcoms of "schlub lard with model skinny wife"
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Amy Housewine: He-Man with the classic hourglass figure.
 bug: Replace "claim" with "state" and then we'll talk. (Also, two wrongs don't make a right, if that was your attempt at logic)
Image 251999   06-10-18   Uploaded by    fisto
 VoR: One dog
 Not A Bot: He thinks he's people.
Image 251998   06-10-18   Uploaded by    dingding
 Bohab: @WannaBee break the window first, then change it to the Baha men
 fanny: omg save him from that shit!!!
 VoR: One dog
 drhilljack: Why not Baha Men?
 jochenau: So you're saying that your car is running and the only thing preventing someone from stealing it is your dog?
 Hyphae: This reminds me of the sad stories about when the AC breaks, and it just starts blasting hot air from the engine block with all the windows up
 Whatever: So youre freezing your dog while mentally scarring him for life?
 Shay: Post Ma-who?
Image 251997   06-10-18   Uploaded by    zip file
 VoR: Oh no fail!
 VoR: Two dogs
 Mr. Shine: ;-)
 Hyphae: This looks like an awesome combination of my first dog and my current dog
 Shay: Why the long face?
Image 251996   06-10-18   Uploaded by    celtic
 Peter Pantsless: And on every day, God rested
Image 251995   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
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