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253629  DrinkMixMan: *Xe Man

253609  wolfpk: I got slapped last time I said that!

253629  DrinkMixMan: Ze Man

253610  wolfpk: Now that Toys R Us is gone, Jeffrey the giraffe is slowly fading away.

253628  a robot: *heart eyes*

253613  White Rice: I was looking for the Obvious Plant logo, but coupdn't see it on the water box. I do appreciate the "drink slowly" warning.

253608  Not A Bot: Not only that, but the campfire won't stay lit.

253625  itskando: See: fievel goes West the dog Chase

253613  itskando: Laluminum water: Bright to you by the Laluminatti

253621  Amy Housewine: Godammnit Eddie, leave those people alone.

253593  Amy Housewine: Ooooh - it's only just occurred to me that this might have been (in a roundabout way) where the Pterry Ptitle "Thief Of Time" came from. The thought had neve occurred tome before.

253597  Munkybut: Clean your damn nails!

253621  a sedated moose: I enjoy the fact that you didn't go with the obvious choice of Metallica's Master of Puppets.

253594  Amy Housewine: "Oh do fuck off" seems to be the only halfway sensible response to this.

253611  Dr Awkward: @2Berries I'm not sure how much of a tint %5 or 20% is... 5% doesn't sound like a lot

253608  Amy Housewine: Somebody will be along in a minute to ask him complicated questions about the discography and tell him that he shouldn't wear this if he can't answer them.

253611  2Berries: @Dr Awkward just got 5% all around & it is so nice. Except when you drive in a friends car & realize everyone can see you staring at them now

253615  Amy Housewine: @Christina That was the reference that came to my mind too!

253623  2Berries: "I'm not scared anymore!" "Then your not paying close enough attention!"

253622  Amy Housewine: I prefer DJ Dodger Jammie

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253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253360 redmonkey3: Ssso - all red setters are Hank the Bush Bean dogs now ?

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253366 redmonkey3: The "N" word! (?)

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253405 Greifer: @VoR and maybe those pricks in the movie should have let the shark alone in the first place... So put it back and don't swim in shark waters

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 Himesama: Cute
 kinggheedra: adhd.jpg
 Psymon: His parents should be proud of the dedication and skill in pulling off this remarkable of an impression
Image 252004   06-10-18   Uploaded by    SS Keith
 wolfpk: You have to grow old, but you don't have to grow up!
 Himesama: 1st date vs. Marriage
 VoR: Two dogs
 CaptainCatbreath: Yeah! You do you, puppy!
Image 252003   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
 VoR: One dog
Image 252002   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Niels Bohr
 Not A Bot: Yeah, no. What? Who ate the other half of her dog that she has to pretend to take a bite from the other end? Man this image raises so many questions...
 Not A Bot: He is Flopsy, Destroyer of Worlds.
 Butcherboy: Daisy daisy...
 Knice: No dogs.
 TurkeyVulture: Teamwork makes the dream work.
 Mr. Shine: A bicycle built for 1.45
Image 252001   06-10-18   Uploaded by    p nut
 WTF: Any persons unwilling to fold/unfold their genitals will have them folded/unfolded by Big Rick.
 Teechur: I practiced folding and unfolding my genitals so much that I think I just had my own wet yoga class.
 Nope: *looks down* I made a snake!
 WannaBee: I don't feel safe soaked in herbal liquids with Raiden the God of Thunder there.
 Psymon: @Sage 365/30 times less than a solar second
 sparename: @Sage My genital doesn't seem to unfold itself as quickly or as often as it did in my teens
 Sage: Two questions: How long is a lunar second, and why do I have to be able to fold/unfold my genitals?
 VoR: Loud screaming. I'm in.
Image 252000   06-10-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
 Zochrot: yeah, fuck men!!
 DrinkMixMan: A more apt comparison would probably be Barbie vs. old school GI Joe. Or, heck, Barbie vs. Ken.
 DrinkMixMan: He-Man clearly takes place in a fantasy world, whereas Barbie is often sold as an every day role model, doing thing every day things: shopping, being a socialite, working in various careers, etc. "We girls can do everything" sort of has different implications than "By the power of Grayskull!"
 DrinkMixMan: @Himesama This is sad
 TurkeyVulture: So, there's this thing called toxic masculinity we also complain about
 Jabberwikket: If he man had been created in the 1950's and been a singular pinnacle of toys, then you might have an argument....
 Himesama: When I was a little girl I really wished I could have pale skin cause that was prettier.( On bad days I stil feel that way)
 piranharama: Well at the end of every He-man episode there was a moral lesson imparted based on the episode events (dont cheat at school, always do right by your friends, etc.) so Id hardly call He-man a bad role model for boys just because He-lifts (bro)
 VoR: ...meh
 Sadbot: @Mr. Butt Working as directed
 Mr. Butt: Instructions unclear: jacking off to Masters of the Universe.
 Knice: This is a Bad-Vote.
 Sadbot: Yeah, and now we have 20-something to 40-something dudes joining a fitness cult that ruins their knees. But don't pretend that men have it worse, just look at expectations on sitcoms of "schlub lard with model skinny wife"
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Amy Housewine: He-Man with the classic hourglass figure.
 bug: Replace "claim" with "state" and then we'll talk. (Also, two wrongs don't make a right, if that was your attempt at logic)
Image 251999   06-10-18   Uploaded by    fisto
 VoR: One dog
 Not A Bot: He thinks he's people.
Image 251998   06-10-18   Uploaded by    dingding
 Bohab: @WannaBee break the window first, then change it to the Baha men
 fanny: omg save him from that shit!!!
 VoR: One dog
 WannaBee: Why not Baha Men?
 jochenau: So you're saying that your car is running and the only thing preventing someone from stealing it is your dog?
 Hyphae: This reminds me of the sad stories about when the AC breaks, and it just starts blasting hot air from the engine block with all the windows up
 Whatever: So youre freezing your dog while mentally scarring him for life?
 Shay: Post Ma-who?
Image 251997   06-10-18   Uploaded by    zip file
 VoR: Oh no fail!
 VoR: Two dogs
 Mr. Shine: ;-)
 Hyphae: This looks like an awesome combination of my first dog and my current dog
 Shay: Why the long face?
Image 251996   06-10-18   Uploaded by    celtic
 Peter Pantsless: And on every day, God rested
Image 251995   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
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