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253322  Zochrot: he ded

253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253256 jazzjunkie: I'm so nervous, I've got butterflies in my stomach! Wait, now it's something else. I believe I should see a doctor.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets



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Score:
807
 
 Peter Pantsless: And on every day, God rested
Image 251995   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
656
 
 Himesama: I'm the one on the right on every date night
 Robespierre: Japanese cats are super-fortunate
 Amy Housewine: Their first kiss came when they both started at opposite ends of the same noodle.
Image 251994   06-10-18   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
155
 
 Himesama: Cali basically
Image 251993   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
166
 
 charlemagne: no need, some matey in a uniform is already doing that for you
 Hyphae: Or, you know, from the last time I got drunk
 Whatever: Its even worse if you read Trumps Twitter feed today
 Not A Bot: Teach the kids early that everything has a price.
Image 251992   06-10-18   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
245
 
 WannaBee: It's a wheelbarrow race.
 jochenau: He draws like that, but manages to put a little spiral on the A in his name?
 Warrax: ...and then, suddenly, everyone was kung-fu fighting.
Image 251991   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Image 251990 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by weed poop. We'll pray for you, weed poop.
Score:
286
 
 tib gubb: laureg? what the fuck is that supposed to mean/
 kinggheedra: an image
 Robespierre: A steaming bowl of lobster bisque.
 Mr. Shine: Yaung
 jochenau: ZALGO
 Sage: Yanny
 Whatever: The disemboweled intestines of typographers roasting in hell...
 wolfpk: I see some trying to make something that looks like bith "Yanny" and "Laurel." Inthe end however, it doesn't look like any word let alnoe "yanny" or "Laurel."
 Amy Housewine: It's a snake!
 addend: YLanvuveyL.
 Skinr: A perfect illustration of why I insist on writing in print.
 VeeKay: Damn, I love their burgers.
 bug: The only letter I'm 90% sure on is the "a"
 San DoDo: 2cursive4me
 Shay: The pronunciation for Yanni.
 VoR: Black and blue dress.
Image 251989   06-10-18   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
219
 
 elmosco: @apoxia agreed
 apoxia: @fanny Thanks :)
 fanny: @apoxia aww, congrats!
 apoxia: My four day old baby made me do this last night.
 Himesama: I did this today too. I slept most of my cheat day away:(
 Robespierre: The InterWebs will do that
 Peter Pantsless: Pikachu needs to lay off of AG. His comments are kind of repetitive, anyway
 Shay: Me this morning.
Image 251988   06-10-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
694
 
 Robespierre: What happens when you mix frankincense and myrrh and put it in a manger for the barn animals to eat?
 Shay: Jackbra or zebass.
 sparename: I take it this is not a Donger?
Image 251987   06-10-18   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
282
 
 Whatever: Pupper will save you from drowning!
Image 251986   06-10-18   Uploaded by    nightmarez
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