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263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

263373  Warrax: Ameracoon.

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2. dangerkeith3000
3. addend
4. VeeKay
5. ignatz
6. Not A Bot
7. tib gubb
8. a robot
9. Spazstatic
10. WannaBee



The top ten most commented-on images today:

263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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WannaBee uploaded 262885 (818 points)
Vladimir Puta uploaded 262968 (811 points)
piratepom uploaded 263241 (766 points)
kittylitter uploaded 263086 (751 points)
redpeepee uploaded 263126 (744 points)
Fantasy uploaded 263316 (736 points)
zip file uploaded 262874 (735 points)
ignatz uploaded 263299 (733 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 263050 (724 points)
entropy uploaded 262941 (722 points)
Religion X uploaded 263273 (721 points)
ashton uploaded 262906 (711 points)
crappypants uploaded 262943 (708 points)


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 3. E. HONDA: 2063 points
 4. The Turks: 2047 points
 5. kittylitter: 1879 points
 6. piratepom: 1839 points
 7. Scoo: 1552 points
 8. MikeWhiskey: 1487 points
 9. a robot: 1420 points
10. Side Boob: 1394 points
11. Murm Gungus: 1384 points
12. HenryVIII: 1376 points
13. madmax1: 1345 points
14. Mexico: 1335 points
15. Vladimir Puta: 1332 points
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Score:
698
 
 Air Biscuit: I dunno where this road is gonna lead us to. All i know is that im goin there with you.
Image 251974   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
569
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 251973   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
663
 
 Science: What this headline doesn't convey is that he and his friend walked away from an altercation with a total bro, then was punched in the face and fell back and hit his head on the pavement and died. The bro was a bouncer, but was not working, so this was a full on assault that ended in the death of an 18 year old. Why does this have 600 points?
 Robespierre: All Harrow schoolboys deserve such a fate - I mean, y'ever met one?
 bug: Ironically, the bouncer was then employed as his pallbearer.
 VeeKay: @grizzly Manslaughter. No idea if his was tried but I know the last things reported about this case was the alleged perpetrator was released on bail.
 grizzly: Murder charge
 Sadbot: Saves him from the guillotine, I guess
 Nope: Don't fuck with a bald dude in a cape
Image 251972   06-10-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Image 251971 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by p nut. Your image was bad, p nut.
Score:
353
 
 bug: Stop feeding your cat magnets.
 sparename: New from MB Games - Pussaroo!
 Nope: Cat is all like - You are fucking asshole Steve
Image 251970   06-10-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
648
 
 Robespierre: Sorta like his cousin, Rug Doctor, Bender's smokin' mad at meat
 addend: "Fun on a bun".
 DrinkMixMan: I'm 40 PERCENT charcoal!
 Scoo: Bite my shiney metal steak!
 San DoDo: Over remembered
 jazzjunkie: Remember me!
 thrilhouse: Yeah, well... I'm gonna build my own grill, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the grill!
 Nope: BBBQ the extra B is for Bender
Image 251969   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
654
 
 PenguinBartender: Yo dawg.
 Whatever: @Shay Actually they are eating Chinese Gooseberries ...
 Shay: Cannibalism.
Image 251968   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
750
 
 addend: @Teechur "I didn't like it, either, but the scratches will heal eventually."
 Teechur: I'll bet he didn't like it when you tried to twist his head off.
Image 251967   06-10-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
200
 
 Air Biscuit: Please do not shit in adverse weather. The wind can carry it surprisingly far.
Image 251966   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
415
 
 Zaxxoff: Good thing it was a cold day
 wolfpk: @OldKentuckyShark Where's the fun in that?
 Robespierre: Oh Gawd; I could post one helluv'un offensive comment to this image, but discretion is called for in this instance.
 Whatever: More new decor for the Trump administration?
 addend: (Follows vehicle.)
 Shay: So the statue of David is getting an upgrade.
 Peter Pantsless: It's pretty big...I guess...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: cant wait to see this porn.
 grizzly: Hey, mom. What's that?
 fanny: @OldKentuckyShark sure, but then I wouldnt get to talk about big dicks with my children
 HenryVIII: I found your mom's dildo.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Big Dick's Halfway Home
 OldKentuckyShark: They couldn't put a tarp or something over that?
Image 251965   06-10-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
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