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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me


263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

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 Amy Housewine: Clap along if you feel that capy-ness is the truth
 jochenau: facit sejam
Image 251963   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 sparename: Not the pantomime "Mutt in Boobs"
Image 251962   06-10-18   Uploaded by    A duck
 Science: @Robespierre: In the south? Highly unlikely.
 beep: @Scoo Has.
 Zaxxoff: ted cruz was so young!
 Robespierre: Wonder if any of these signs were printed in a union shop
 Side Boob: These kids today... has been a common refrain throughout human history.
 Shay: Damnit Alabama, the Northeast is loaded with them already. And don't get me started on the Pacific Northwest.
 bug: This is basically what I see whenever I hear people complaining about millennials or hipsters.
 raditzu: North... like to Canada?
 WTF: Haters gotta hate
 itskando: Timely
 Scoo: Weirdly, not many actually communists had long hair...
 Sadbot: *hates longhairs, gets together with the boys every weekend to discuss lawns and ironed khakis, definitely doesn't touch butts with other khakidads*
 Air Biscuit: C.W. McCalls "crispy critters" is a good song.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: yeah fuckin hippies.
Image 251961   06-10-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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Image 251960   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
 hajjpodge: @Sadbot I left stalker teeth and of course poop, too.
 hajjpodge: @itskando Welcome to FLOSTON PARADISE!
 itskando: Fifth Element cruise ship
 Sadbot: @hajjpodge What'd you leave in your timecapsule? I left poop and advanced batteries
 Sadbot: This is why the earth is flat
 grizzly: @hajjpodge GNWA (game nerds with attitude)
 hajjpodge: Looks like something straight out of Subnautica.
 sparename: SS Great Britain II
 WTF: Steamliner
 TurkeyVulture: Checkmate, globe earthers.
Image 251959   06-10-18   Uploaded by    daisy picker
 Mr Bleak: @E. HONDA It's SO HOOL! That's how hool it is.
 Entertainmentalist: It'd be easy enough to turn that "O" into a "C".
 Skinr: Be Corool To Your Sohool
 Air Biscuit: @Teechur and they all want to cross the street at once.
 Teechur: From the other sidewalk, it says 700HOS That's a lotta hos.
 fanny: this is why you should stay in sohool kids.
 Robespierre: Meanwhile, in Solihull...
 Scoo: Ehr mer gerd, they think they're *SO* *HOOL* (eye roll)
 OldKentuckyShark: There's no 'C'. Well just use an O and not spray the whole thing. ... How's it look. ... Shit
Image 251958   06-10-18   Uploaded by    sparename
 LKoroton: Muppet dog
 Robespierre: Wet dog something
 Not A Bot: arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrts
Image 251957   06-10-18   Uploaded by    daisy picker
 Jabberwikket: I got +2 Armor for looking at this
 Spazstatic: Your artichoke is looking at me.
 Robespierre: Ain't no party like a pangolin party, 'cuz ... oh, never mind.
Image 251956   06-10-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
 PenguinBartender: Too soon.
 Zaxxoff: or if you don't have $299, then for $69.95 you can buy Somederaan
 Not A Bot: Looking good bae.
Image 251955   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
 FireBreathingMarmot: At some point it should display more info, because of increasingly impaired judgement - e.g. "(Call Uber)." Or better yet, pair with your phone and just take care of it for you.
 jochenau: @Derp Herpigan That's why it says OOB (out of breath).
 TurkeyVulture: Are you challenging me?
 Scoo: How're you holding it so steady?
 Derp Herpigan: This thing takes my breath away.
Image 251954   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
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