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253613  White Rice: I was looking for the Obvious Plant logo, but coupdn't see it on the water box. I do appreciate the "drink slowly" warning.

253608  Not A Bot: Not only that, but the campfire won't stay lit.

253625  itskando: See: fievel goes West the dog Chase

253613  itskando: Laluminum water: Bright to you by the Laluminatti

253621  Amy Housewine: Godammnit Eddie, leave those people alone.

253593  Amy Housewine: Ooooh - it's only just occurred to me that this might have been (in a roundabout way) where the Pterry Ptitle "Thief Of Time" came from. The thought had neve occurred tome before.

253597  Munkybut: Clean your damn nails!

253621  a sedated moose: I enjoy the fact that you didn't go with the obvious choice of Metallica's Master of Puppets.

253594  Amy Housewine: "Oh do fuck off" seems to be the only halfway sensible response to this.

253611  Dr Awkward: @2Berries I'm not sure how much of a tint %5 or 20% is... 5% doesn't sound like a lot

253608  Amy Housewine: Somebody will be along in a minute to ask him complicated questions about the discography and tell him that he shouldn't wear this if he can't answer them.

253611  2Berries: @Dr Awkward just got 5% all around & it is so nice. Except when you drive in a friends car & realize everyone can see you staring at them now

253615  Amy Housewine: @Christina That was the reference that came to my mind too!

253623  2Berries: "I'm not scared anymore!" "Then your not paying close enough attention!"

253622  Amy Housewine: I prefer DJ Dodger Jammie

253622  Amy Housewine: Shout out the Gingerbread Massive

253622  Dr Awkward: I don't know how good cookies are at DJing, but it's gotta be better than Skrillex, right?

253632  EndlessVanity: Silly me I got the Wyoming one...

253627  Side Boob: If those are by depth, this is a great idea.

253621  VoR: I am not a number! Im a free man, puppet.

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253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

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253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253360 redmonkey3: Ssso - all red setters are Hank the Bush Bean dogs now ?

253573 Dr Awkward: @Springbok I teach college juniors, but she's a tiny gymnast

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 Amy Housewine: Clap along if you feel that capy-ness is the truth
 jochenau: facit sejam
Image 251963   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 sparename: Not the pantomime "Mutt in Boobs"
Image 251962   06-10-18   Uploaded by    A duck
 Science: @Robespierre: In the south? Highly unlikely.
 beep: @Scoo Has.
 Zaxxoff: ted cruz was so young!
 Robespierre: Wonder if any of these signs were printed in a union shop
 Side Boob: These kids today... has been a common refrain throughout human history.
 Shay: Damnit Alabama, the Northeast is loaded with them already. And don't get me started on the Pacific Northwest.
 bug: This is basically what I see whenever I hear people complaining about millennials or hipsters.
 raditzu: North... like to Canada?
 WTF: Haters gotta hate
 itskando: Timely
 Scoo: Weirdly, not many actually communists had long hair...
 Sadbot: *hates longhairs, gets together with the boys every weekend to discuss lawns and ironed khakis, definitely doesn't touch butts with other khakidads*
 Air Biscuit: C.W. McCalls "crispy critters" is a good song.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: yeah fuckin hippies.
Image 251961   06-10-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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Image 251960   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
 hajjpodge: @Sadbot I left stalker teeth and of course poop, too.
 hajjpodge: @itskando Welcome to FLOSTON PARADISE!
 itskando: Fifth Element cruise ship
 Sadbot: @hajjpodge What'd you leave in your timecapsule? I left poop and advanced batteries
 Sadbot: This is why the earth is flat
 grizzly: @hajjpodge GNWA (game nerds with attitude)
 hajjpodge: Looks like something straight out of Subnautica.
 sparename: SS Great Britain II
 WTF: Steamliner
 TurkeyVulture: Checkmate, globe earthers.
Image 251959   06-10-18   Uploaded by    daisy picker
 Entertainmentalist: It'd be easy enough to turn that "O" into a "C".
 Skinr: Be Corool To Your Sohool
 Air Biscuit: @Teechur and they all want to cross the street at once.
 Teechur: From the other sidewalk, it says 700HOS That's a lotta hos.
 fanny: this is why you should stay in sohool kids.
 Robespierre: Meanwhile, in Solihull...
 Scoo: Ehr mer gerd, they think they're *SO* *HOOL* (eye roll)
 OldKentuckyShark: There's no 'C'. Well just use an O and not spray the whole thing. ... How's it look. ... Shit
Image 251958   06-10-18   Uploaded by    sparename
 LKoroton: Muppet dog
 Robespierre: Wet dog something
 Not A Bot: arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrts
Image 251957   06-10-18   Uploaded by    daisy picker
 Jabberwikket: I got +2 Armor for looking at this
 Spazstatic: Your artichoke is looking at me.
 Robespierre: Ain't no party like a pangolin party, 'cuz ... oh, never mind.
Image 251956   06-10-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
 PenguinBartender: Too soon.
 Zaxxoff: or if you don't have $299, then for $69.95 you can buy Somederaan
 Not A Bot: Looking good bae.
Image 251955   06-10-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
 FireBreathingMarmot: At some point it should display more info, because of increasingly impaired judgement - e.g. "(Call Uber)." Or better yet, pair with your phone and just take care of it for you.
 jochenau: @Derp Herpigan That's why it says OOB (out of breath).
 TurkeyVulture: Are you challenging me?
 Scoo: How're you holding it so steady?
 Derp Herpigan: This thing takes my breath away.
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