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272309  tib gubb: uh... thanks?

272309  Prostata: my favorite place to eat

272110  AdaMan: Desk pop

272308  tib gubb: u sly dog

272301  Scoo: Craft Beerkf

272309  Dr Awkward: Uh, Wendy, sweetie.... I know you recently had a divorce, but I think ever Tinder is preferable to these signs on your front door.

272305  Scoo: HULK SPLASH

272279  Dr Awkward: Whos the first guy? Some random dude touching his crotch, or someone of notoriety?

272275  Astanapan: Need initial octopus speed, angle of throw, elevation of fan over ice and angle of collision.

272242  toolbag: Don't do this

272295  propro: he had hair on his knob?

272315  MikeWhiskey: Wanna squeeze those lil toe beans :3

272315  superfudge: This is mine. I'm taking this with me.

272315  nimbus: You bring your kitty, I bring mine.

272238  Zukero: His face saves the joke.

272300  Astanapan: Pictured is the witch Hazel as she infuses the face wash.

272314  miller: Hi Parker

272252  FabricMan: 55% of this fruit is grapefruit, and 45% is orange

272279  copunter: six degrees of staphylococcus

272303  Side Boob: Why do these things always lose air?

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1. tib gubb
2. Teechur
3. Mr Bleak
4. Not A Bot
5. addend
6. a robot
7. Air Biscuit
8. Mad Collager
9. copunter
10. dangerkeith3000



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.



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Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (824 points)
White Rice uploaded 272099 (823 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (811 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (802 points)
midgetcastle uploaded 271845 (782 points)
maura uploaded 271820 (776 points)
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 7. youshall: 2211 points
 8. grizzly: 1992 points
 9. JollyWell: 1977 points
10. Albo Grungus: 1938 points
11. Cyka: 1715 points
12. Surprising: 1659 points
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15. Jennysaurus: 1461 points
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Score:
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 tib gubb: props to whoever made this
 tib gubb: but grandma, the time gem goes on the first knuckle and the space gem goes on the third knuckle. god!
 White Rice: Shouldn't it be for the left hand?
 Peach: I don't know, this looks like the work of a millennial to me.
Image 251826   06-09-18   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
145
 
 Mr Bleak: Shouldn't that be "slide through"?
 Bluetocracy: psst, pizza tacos still count.
 wolfpk: *your odds are slightly better
 DrinkMixMan: I like to imagine the apostrophe fell off from "taco's"
 ughjeez: Taqueria across town: Come tacos real, puto.
 Knice: Laundromat: *whistles innocently*
Image 251825   06-09-18   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
728
 
 xylophone: why? @Side Boob
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Vinochet: skritches are the best
 Side Boob: The good boy is you!
Image 251824   06-09-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
856
 
 White Rice: Went from a cute kitten to a rather photogenic cat (still cute, too)
Image 251823   06-09-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
1320
 
 Mr Bleak: Why can I only RAD this once?
 addend: "...and the children turned to stone!"
 a robot: That's a really ugly statue. Kitty is cute though
 Mad Collager: Oh sure, a nice, sweet kitty. It's all fun and games, until she bites your stony little hand off!
Image 251822   06-09-18   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
301
 
 Wooden Spoon: The suitcase in the left is definitely going to fall out.
 Peach: Rear bumpers, the original Twitter.
Image 251821   06-09-18   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
804
 
 Robespierre: @Knice Something something meddling kids something
 Bluetocracy: Of course it was old man McCreedy all along!
 Dreforian: @FabricMan now I'm imagining Shaggy rolling an enormous joint made entirely out of pizza.
 Amy Housewine: Ree-hee-hee-hee
 FabricMan: Of course Shaggy hangs out at a pizza joint
 Wooden Spoon: Captain Lammers!
 Knice: *starts to form Scooby-Doo joke, scrolls, reads* Sigh
Image 251820   06-09-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
190
 
 necronomicon: Thanos, why?!
Image 251819   06-09-18   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
751
 
 Yam: @Teechur YOU RUINS IT
 Teechur: @Yam You mean like those nasssty little Hobbitses?
 Lantry: wind was strong, but pupper was stronger
 Yam: @Ihminen Not in a racist way, but I like to imagine a world where humans diverged in similar ways to what happened with dogs, and some people are just tiny and fluffy and adorable
 Nope: @Ihminen You can do a lot of fucked up shit with enough time
 Ihminen: i sometimes wonder how wolves turned into these after some intense selective breeding
Image 251818   06-09-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
318
 
 VoR: Buy two packs
 Amy Housewine: The struggle is real.
 Greifer: NO!
 Ihminen: finally someone who understands what's going on
Image 251817   06-09-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
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