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273242  WannaBee: Yes, I frequently borrow children.

273229  addend: @KingTrebek *blue screens forever*

273231  addend: "...like groceries."

272956  WannaBee: Hero's don't always wear capes.

273223  jackthesmack: Planned Parenthood's fries are terrible

272959  WannaBee: If she was smart she would escape out of the window.

273235  addend: "Burn it... burn it all to the ground?"

272962  WannaBee: Is this in a strip club?

273236  addend: Borkfball!

273249  dobbiesdoogs: you have a lot of other problems

272975  WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273240  addend: Username/upload combo.

272979  WannaBee: Those are some mean Radivoli!

273243  addend: "I do what the bird tells me. At my age, it doesn't matter."

272980  WannaBee: What? I have allergies.

273244  addend: The casual necktie look.

273204  Starky15: Kids like. You better not see a shadow this year or My dadll pour diesel down your fucking hole.

273159  Sadbot: @WannaBee same as you, 400F motor oil followed by 212F H2O

273234  MasterTwig: I'm glad my best friend and my girlfriend get along.

273227  Starky15: She was pleasantly surprised to find out this was the cock I wanted to rub on her.

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272882 charlemagne: @Mr. Butt wait till you see how he looks post ketamin

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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Score:
294
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @Butcherboy I showed up early for my reservation. So I was in the right rong place, but at the wrong time.
 a robot: Oh sorry, I was looking for the Wong's place
 2Berries: When its Rong it's right
 Mexico: Hello, and welcome to the Rong Restaurant! I'm Ron Restaurant, owner of the Rong Restaurant!
 Butcherboy: Youve come to the rong place
Image 251729   06-08-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
606
 
 Donut: "Yes, human. Pet the doggo. Praise the doggo. WORSHIP the doggo. Okay, sand's hot again. We go inside now for snacks and belly rubs."
 Himesama: Let me tell you how madies I am!
Image 251728   06-08-18   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
536
 
 Donut: So...he kinda thudded?
 tib gubb: *slow clap*
 a sedated moose: So take off all your clothes...
Image 251727   06-08-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
437
 
 Amy Housewine: Do you ave a leesanse for zis minkey?
 charlemagne: just use english but leave out all the german and norwegian and slang
 Donut: You speak it by thrusting the top of your mouth forward and pronounce words with your nose.
 Air Biscuit: Speak regularly but add the words "in french" at the end of every sentence.
 Mexico: Mon Dieu! Quelle maniere barbare de se referer la haute langue des langues romanes!
 Scoo: Sacre Bleu!
 a sedated moose: I feel like these are all the right things.
Image 251726   06-08-18   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
654
 
 well duh: @well duh ...I blame NPR...
 well duh: @a robot sorry, I didn't think I was that hammered when I typed that; I think my brain was mixing Steve Austin and Race Bannon. My memory is usually /more/ coherent when I drink, oddly enough
 wolfpk: Are those rocket boosters on the side!?
 dangerkeith3000: Bionic Doggo
 a robot: @well duh I hope you mean Steve Austin (the Lee Majors one, not the Stone Cold one). Steve Bannon probably couldn't even jump over a curb without collapsing into pile of whiskey-soaked goo
 Mr. Butt: TurboPuppy
 well duh: He is, The Six Thousand Dollar Bostie. (*Steve Bannon jumping a giant fence noise*)
 Nope: We can rebuild him,.we have the technology
Image 251725   06-08-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
486
 
 Donut: "Up next: Television Doilies cause cancer and neck cramps."
 dangerkeith3000: Someone's breaking the FIFTH wall,
 ChubbyBuddy: Min Headroom
Image 251724   06-08-18   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
148
 
 Telkwa: Freeze dried bubble tea - just add water.
 a sedated moose: @a robot nah, just crunchy Play-Doh.
 a robot: @a sedated moose of mold, from the looks of it
 a sedated moose: Yes, those are many different color-flavors.
Image 251723   06-08-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
620
 
 Donut: "No, Doggo will not entertain you. Go bother the cat. Cats LIKE being photographed. Go on. Shoo. SHOO."
 dobbiesdoogs: love good old dogs
Image 251722   06-08-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
715
 
 Donut: "HUMAN IS LYING! DOGGO WAS YOUNG AND NEEDED THE MONEY!"
 dangerkeith3000: Does he speak French? It's like Spanish but in cursive.
 Himesama: Seems legit
 Not A Bot: Home made anal beads aren't a good idea
 Warrax: Smarter than me.
Image 251721   06-08-18   Uploaded by    logono
Image 251720 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by ShamWOW. We'll pray for you, ShamWOW.
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