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253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253256 jazzjunkie: I'm so nervous, I've got butterflies in my stomach! Wait, now it's something else. I believe I should see a doctor.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets



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Score:
603
 
 Mr. Butt: I found her in a parking lot. The leg was broken and already healed with nerve damage. She was also covered in fleas. Dont abandon animals. $1,400 in vet bills later and I have a new best friend
 Not A Bot: Dubai Oil Sheik be like "This yacht is much to small and humble, I had better have a larger one built" *raises oil prices*
 Mr. Shine: That is one derpy dog.
 VoR: Looking away won't stop your eyeballs burning as the shock wave hits.
Image 251661   06-08-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
272
 
 jazzjunkie: This sticker is out of conrtol!
 copunter: qc number one wirh a bullet
 Shay: 0/10 Label not even on properly.
 tib gubb: wow,thanks a lot for your asshole product, asshole.
 a robot: Nothing can possib-lie go wrong.
Image 251660   06-08-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
294
 
 fanny: I found her in a parking lot. The leg was broken and already healed with nerve damage. She was also covered in fleas. Dont abandon animals. $1,400 in vet bills later and I have a new best friend
Image 251659   06-08-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
552
 
 piranharama: Shepherd escaping Collector Base. Colourised.
 barfolomew: (Mission Impossible music)
 redmonkey3: @Amy Housewine - if it doesn't; there is always "i meant to do that"
 Amy Housewine: It doesn't look promising, but cat physics may yet prevail.
Image 251658   06-08-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
221
 
 copunter: no I wouldn't
 Otterman: I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's
 wolfpk: Those had better be damn good pitas!
 Air Biscuit: They do have some good pitas.
 Robespierre: Next door to SoyBoy Tofu2You
 Warrax: What a pain in the ass.
Image 251657   06-08-18   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
340
 
 redmonkey3: @addend - i earned the European Swallow merit badge (unladen)
 addend: @redmonkey3 That's what they told me. I got a certificate of completion and a travel-size Listerine.
 tib gubb: what? you're just jealous because my mom wins that trophy every year
 redmonkey3: There is a contest ?
Image 251656   06-08-18   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
495
 
 Jesse P: @Telkwa Close. It's Lemon on a Pear.
 Telkwa: ... livin' on a pear!
 Air Biscuit: @jochenau take these pans, well discount em i sweaAEr.
 jochenau: wo-oah, unwaxed lemons on seasonal pears!
 Amy Housewine: Woah-oh, un-waxed lemons
 Mr. Whiskers: Always rad Didldidi
Image 251655   06-08-18   Uploaded by    Sandor
Score:
531
 
 Jesse P: A Heavenly Body.
 Not A Bot: some of the scenes are pretty bloody, and there's a lot of screaming and crying, but overall it's very absorbing
 UltraBeverly: A wig?
 Telkwa: It's a gas cap to a '79 Honda Civic?
 antipatterns: destroy the enemies of flat earth and reap the reward from the firmament
 jochenau: This is like Rule 34 for the Gaia Hypothesis.
 Yam: I know this is dumb, but I like it
Image 251654   06-08-18   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
279
 
 redmonkey3: @Minnesotan - apology
 trelyate: we'll try anything except making guns harder to get a hold of
 TurkeyVulture: To the tune of alphabet song, baa baa black sheep, twinkle twinkle.
 Robespierre: @Minnesotan It WAS a rather obtuse reference for most here - I was surprised to see it; top work
 Minnesotan: @redmonkey3: you're screwing up the Steppenwolf reference going on here
 barfolomew: I'm sorry for posting this. But this is my (and perhaps your) country now.
 redmonkey3: @Robespierre - America was always the monster
 Robespierre: @Minnesotan In many ways, America has become the Monster
 Yam: @Minnesotan They do, just not as much as firearm sales or NRA donor money
 Minnesotan: America, where are you now? Don't you care about your sons and daughters?
 mexican: SAD.
 Side Boob: Want to vote SAD
Image 251653   06-08-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
195
 
 Telkwa: For the fashion-conscious high school grad.
 Warrax: I don't know what that says so I'm just gonna assume it's a chipotle ad.
 VoR: Prrrp
Image 251652   06-08-18   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
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