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263380  Scoo: The catch: you have to watch them all the way from beginning to end

263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

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263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.


263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

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 manlyman: indeed @Otterman
 redmonkey3: "Look baby, i love you too, but i don't date two legged types"
 Robespierre: Who was Clyde, anyway?
 Ihminen: what if the woman is also very tall? that horse will kill us all!
 Shay: Is your girlfriend an Amazonian?
 Otterman: This enormous horse has enough love for us all.
 Bluetocracy: is this photoshop, small woman, or big horse? Oh, nevermind, I get it. They have the same haircut!
Image 251638   06-08-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Side Boob: I see Sharon has been working on her 2s.
 VeeKay: Successful retraining
 Bluetocracy: They got 2018 right. Now, let's see about the rest of us.
 Ihminen: is it bad that i noticed the thing with the 2 only after reading the comments?
 EH: You learn from your errors: that's good!
Image 251637   06-08-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
 Bluetocracy: hey, kiddo.
 Donut: Pocket Doggo
Image 251636   06-08-18   Uploaded by    miller
 Air Biscuit: @Shay i dot really feel changed. Just confused.
 Shay: Google "Lesko's Revenge" and your life will change forever.
 Bluetocracy: The Riddler's lesser known brother: Confused Guy
 Ihminen: ?
 Donut: And just when we really NEED to stick it to the government, he's nowhere to be found.
 Mr. Shine: Seriously, this guy can go to hell.
Image 251635   06-08-18   Uploaded by    Butcherboy
 Bluetocracy: The ball is out there? Why don't I believe you?
 Donut: Doggo not sure what you did there, human.
 Robespierre: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude...
Image 251634   06-08-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
 Robespierre: @barfolomew If only they'd tossed in a little Mr T for seasoning...
 a sedated moose: This makes my semi-regular referencing of this movie seem okay in my mind! Now do the "I WANT. ROOOOOM SERVICE!" scene!
 barfolomew: @PenguinBartender there's Henry Rollins, Ice-T and a super intelligent dolphin.
 Donut: "But if you had a smartphone, you can surf the world wide web whenever you l-" "NO! COMPUTER! NOW!"
 PenguinBartender: Johnny Mnemonic gets automatic rad. No, no, no, I don't care how bad you think it is. It's amazing. There's a dolphin. Amazing. *twitch*
 Robespierre: Emboss me. Give me bas-relief!
Image 251633   06-08-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 apoxia: Classy
 KingTrebek: @flowers it means they only eat out waluigi
 DrNinjaman: Being woke isn't always classy
 Side Boob: Stay classy, Ohio. Also SPITE RAD! (fuck da po-lice) :P
 Bluetocracy: They're going to the all-you-can-eat buffet right now.
 Jesse P: Isn't that your Mom's truck?
 Prostata: yeah... real classy
 Yam: I would like to subscribe to your newsletter
 Robespierre: @ChubbyBuddy How about never? Is never good for you?
 charlemagne: that's horrific. if you're going to go cannibal at least eat the whole person
 ThoughtlessGentleman: woooooo!!! hell yeeahhh. i too am thinking this. i wholeheartedly agree with this clever sticker.
 ChubbyBuddy: hey, lets never hang out
Image 251632   06-08-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
 Robespierre: Tiny angry dog is intimidating
 PenguinBartender: "Is" "Is you...scratching post?"
Image 251631   06-08-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
 DrNinjaman: They better have "bone"
 Side Boob: Nobody in government? Big shocker!
 Bluetocracy: Whelp, that's all of them.
 Yam: You know, as a POC, I just find this funny. No issues from me.
 Robespierre: Sounds accurate.
 jochenau: The top ones are pastels and the bottom ones are off-whites bordering on neutrals. How can I trust you if you don't even know what colors are?
 Hyphae: "I'm sorry, sir, but we are out of stock"
 barfolomew: Those whites would then go on to found a little trustworthy company called Enron.
 TurkeyVulture: I do not dare comment.
Image 251630   06-08-18   Uploaded by    Magdra
 Jabberwikket: Clever, but inaccurate. Cats only know how to receive worship, not give it.
 kodiakjojo: And you say that like it is a bad thing
 Side Boob: My cat calls me the 'Dark Lard'. Not sure it's a compliment, but whatever.
 mexican: Which one? There are so many 'Dark Lords' this could be referring to.
 antipatterns: I'd buy this as a t-shirt in Hot Topic circa 2004
 Bluetocracy: when you wish upon a star
 Otterman: @Knice And now I will, too.
 tib gubb: not untrue
 Knice: I also refer to my asshole as the 'Dark Lord.'
Image 251629   06-08-18   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
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