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253629  DrinkMixMan: *Xe Man

253609  wolfpk: I got slapped last time I said that!

253629  DrinkMixMan: Ze Man

253610  wolfpk: Now that Toys R Us is gone, Jeffrey the giraffe is slowly fading away.

253628  a robot: *heart eyes*

253613  White Rice: I was looking for the Obvious Plant logo, but coupdn't see it on the water box. I do appreciate the "drink slowly" warning.

253608  Not A Bot: Not only that, but the campfire won't stay lit.

253625  itskando: See: fievel goes West the dog Chase

253613  itskando: Laluminum water: Bright to you by the Laluminatti

253621  Amy Housewine: Godammnit Eddie, leave those people alone.

253593  Amy Housewine: Ooooh - it's only just occurred to me that this might have been (in a roundabout way) where the Pterry Ptitle "Thief Of Time" came from. The thought had neve occurred tome before.

253597  Munkybut: Clean your damn nails!

253621  a sedated moose: I enjoy the fact that you didn't go with the obvious choice of Metallica's Master of Puppets.

253594  Amy Housewine: "Oh do fuck off" seems to be the only halfway sensible response to this.

253611  Dr Awkward: @2Berries I'm not sure how much of a tint %5 or 20% is... 5% doesn't sound like a lot

253608  Amy Housewine: Somebody will be along in a minute to ask him complicated questions about the discography and tell him that he shouldn't wear this if he can't answer them.

253611  2Berries: @Dr Awkward just got 5% all around & it is so nice. Except when you drive in a friends car & realize everyone can see you staring at them now

253615  Amy Housewine: @Christina That was the reference that came to my mind too!

253623  2Berries: "I'm not scared anymore!" "Then your not paying close enough attention!"

253622  Amy Housewine: I prefer DJ Dodger Jammie

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. Robespierre
3. redmonkey3
4. Dr Awkward
5. Side Boob
6. Wooden Spoon
7. Not A Bot
8. Shay
9. a robot
10. DrNinjaman



The top ten most commented-on images today:

253412 Bluetocracy: I need a can (case) of this at work.

253366 redmonkey3: The "N" word! (?)

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253360 redmonkey3: Ssso - all red setters are Hank the Bush Bean dogs now ?

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253405 Greifer: @VoR and maybe those pricks in the movie should have let the shark alone in the first place... So put it back and don't swim in shark waters

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?



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Bitcoin Burglar uploaded 253143 (1340 points)
angry uploaded 253429 (1227 points)
horny horn uploaded 253191 (1215 points)
Side Boob uploaded 253381 (1103 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 253109 (1074 points)
alex uploaded 253359 (1030 points)
male anon uploaded 253437 (952 points)
skittles uploaded 253266 (934 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 253209 (912 points)
waaaaaat uploaded 253264 (881 points)
Side Boob uploaded 253245 (876 points)
nightmarez uploaded 253332 (873 points)
mrmrmr uploaded 253263 (847 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253402 (835 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 253303 (819 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 4704 points
 3. dangerkeith3000: 3232 points
 4. Scoo: 2927 points
 5. WannaBee: 2392 points
 6. Back Door Dan: 2240 points
 7. E. HONDA: 1991 points
 8. Mr. Shine: 1934 points
 9. Pingu IRL: 1914 points
10. cannabis: 1892 points
11. Warrax: 1879 points
12. burritos: 1837 points
13. tess: 1827 points
14. Jonananathan: 1820 points
15. tears as lube: 1818 points
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Score:
278
 
 DrNinjaman: They better have "bone"
 Side Boob: Nobody in government? Big shocker!
 Bluetocracy: Whelp, that's all of them.
 Yam: You know, as a POC, I just find this funny. No issues from me.
 Robespierre: Sounds accurate.
 jochenau: The top ones are pastels and the bottom ones are off-whites bordering on neutrals. How can I trust you if you don't even know what colors are?
 Hyphae: "I'm sorry, sir, but we are out of stock"
 barfolomew: Those whites would then go on to found a little trustworthy company called Enron.
 TurkeyVulture: I do not dare comment.
Image 251630   06-08-18   Uploaded by    Magdra
Score:
169
 
 Jabberwikket: Clever, but inaccurate. Cats only know how to receive worship, not give it.
 kodiakjojo: And you say that like it is a bad thing
 Side Boob: My cat calls me the 'Dark Lard'. Not sure it's a compliment, but whatever.
 mexican: Which one? There are so many 'Dark Lords' this could be referring to.
 antipatterns: I'd buy this as a t-shirt in Hot Topic circa 2004
 Bluetocracy: when you wish upon a star
 Otterman: @Knice And now I will, too.
 tib gubb: not untrue
 Knice: I also refer to my asshole as the 'Dark Lord.'
Image 251629   06-08-18   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
541
 
 PenguinBartender: "Chicken, why have you pecked me?" "It's in my nature."
 ThoughtlessGentleman: super team!!! all you need is a donkey and a hound of some sort.
 barfolomew: To observe the difference between "involved" and "committed," consider a breakfast of eggs and bacon. The hen was involved, the pig was committed.
 Scoo: Coming this fall to FOX, the hit new buddy-cop show "Bacon and Eggs"!
 FabricMan: Wakey, wakey
 Butcherboy: Keep your hens off me
Image 251627   06-08-18   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
483
 
 trelyate: when life hands you lemons...
 sparenamelaptopdied: Can't use bug-spray.. What about turtle-Whacks?
 Christina: Same as #238390.
 Scoo: Thanks, @mom
 WotGives: @mom that is some solid username/comment synergy right there
Image 251626   06-08-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
814
 
 trelyate: here are the first three for #251630
 mexican: The world is quiet here.
 Lantry: @barfolomew a lotta posts getting deleted lately
 Robespierre: @barfolomew Post-humus?
 barfolomew: Bob Ross deserved the art empire that Thomas Kinkade got but didn't deserve. I'm glad that he finally got the pop culture recognition he always should have had, butt it's too bad it was posthumous.
 Robespierre: This image numbering system is weird - oh, and my son is also named Mr. Rogers.
 Otterman: If he had a brother, he would also be named Mr. Rogers.
 Otterman: Eterna-rad for Mr. Rogers. His real name is Mr. Rogers; not many people know that.
Image 251624   06-08-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Image 251622 is unbelievably bad (score -22) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by magicmormon. Your image was bad, magicmormon.
Score:
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Image 251621   06-08-18   Uploaded by    suckit
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