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258467  Spazstatic: You named your child America.

258449  VoR: @grizzly Glad you're open with people. Support of friends and family is essential to get through the lows.

258297  isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258463  Spazstatic: *clogged vacuum sounds*

258451  Mr. Shine: Tiny frens

258456  Mr. Shine: Whoa whoa whoa, slow down.

258402  Spazstatic: Dancing name generator. I call Trashy Fuck Demon!

258464  Mr. Shine: @Kirtov all the sound would come out in that room.

258435  a robot: You're not my supervisor!

258403  Spazstatic: Stay frosty!

258441  a robot: That's nice, dear.

258464  Kirtov: I'd like to think the second picture is not just from the next room but the neigbouring apartment.

258212  Felicity: That actor really chewed the scenery

258214  Felicity: Escaping prison in a laundry cart

258452  charlemagne: wait until the point of climax and cry out 'is this all there is?'

258436  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258459  charlemagne: @sparename closer each day

258426  Dreforian: @jochenau Pronounced "deek" but spelled as grizzly indicates. That would have been an awkward thing to have after the Sailor Moon credits.

258341  VeeKay: Sooooo... Not going to lie here but Natalie seems like my kind of girl.

258456  Spazstatic: Or does it?

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258329 wolfpk: Once we had a contest at work to see who could raise the most money for charity. My department had a barbecue. We placed the barbecue grill right under the exterior air intake vent. We had the whole building smelling of barbecue. We won, but were accused of cheating!

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses



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 Mr Bleak: @WannaBee A new theme park: Jurassic Pork!
 DrNinjaman: This is a way you can tell if you lost power during a vacation.
 Spazstatic: Always frozen, never fresh.
 Air Biscuit: A bar of Hamburger bullion
 WannaBee: Scientists might be able to extract the DNA from the cheeseburgers trapped in amber, but at what cost to humanity?
 WTF: Burgers Au Jello
Image 251538   06-07-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
348
 
 Mr Bleak: @tehghost And political ones, please.
 E. HONDA: Civil forfeiture is a hell of a drug
 Side Boob: @tehghost Then who will make campaign contributions?
 square44: just say no to sheriff drugs
Image 251537   06-07-18   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
457
 
 copunter: finally, a job for infinite bees that is not nick cage based (:nickcage)
 Nothing: We went to high school together
 Spazstatic: What's the translation?
 Air Biscuit: *does an interpretive bee dance
 Stumpwiz: Yeah, I can make honey, baby. Let me come inside. -McKinley Morganfield, AKA Muddy Waters.
 square44: No. The researchers are pulling a fast one.
Image 251536   06-07-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
281
 
 some guy : ding
 Science: @Stumpwiz: It's real. I'm not a huge Star Wars nerd, but it's cute.
 a robot: @Air Biscuit Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun / dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun / dundun dundun / BOOM
 Air Biscuit: Now i wanna go to jakku for the darude concert.
 Stumpwiz: This is a 'shop, right?
Image 251535   06-07-18   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
524
 
 Entertainmentalist: @Stumpwiz Ah, ha, ha ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive...
 Mr Bleak: "What happens after that?" "I'm kinda curious about that myself."
 Donut: "Holy crap! BOSOMS!"
 DrNinjaman: Nighthawks
 well duh: Missing the syringe. Bad photoshop, bad!
 Stumpwiz: Saturday night CPR.
Image 251534   06-07-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
688
 
 addend: Not ripe yet.
Image 251533   06-07-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
627
 
 tib gubb: when you have to park your drunk friend so you can buy some snacks
 Zaxxoff: no, you put zee potato in the front of the bathing suit
 DrNinjaman: Never mind the bollards!
 fanny: this is a great post!
 addend: Strong fabric. Impressive.
 Air Biscuit: Too brave to behave.
 WTF: It's fine.
 wolfpk: Rough night!?
 Shay: De-bore-ah: Queen of Satan!
 Robespierre: Tanqueray and tonic is her kinda drink
 Peter Pantsless: *bounces into stratosphere*
Image 251532   06-07-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
388
 
 WannaBee: @Lantry haha
 Air Biscuit: @Lantry but it died.
 Lantry: also there's definitely a jonestown joke here somewhere
 Lantry: now I'm inside you :)
 WannaBee: This is me. Smiling, but empty inside.
Image 251531   06-07-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
671
 
 jazzjunkie: How does this qualify as a dragon, but Charizard doesn't?
 Science: Die Bart Die
 Shay: Ol' Gregg reincarnated as a palm tree.
 Scoo: Palm tree on the nude beach...
 Robespierre: The Palm abides
 Peter Pantsless: mfw I step on 100 rakes in a row
Image 251530   06-07-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
556
 
 Ironass: So much coke!
Image 251529   06-07-18   Uploaded by    pleasing
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