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272843  UltraBeverly: Elsie, you are one sexy motherfucker

272856  wolfpk: *Jaw theme playing*

272856  Springbok: Always save your snacks for later, so they grow up into dinner.

272830  Dr. Bathroom: I like the Windows 95 font.

272839  Not A Bot: really want to beleive this is an art student carrying his portfolio.

272844  Dr. Bathroom: Cock cock cock cock cock and vagina High School!

272854  Sadbot: I always think of the arch as the gateway to the True Midwest, welcome to 500 states that are all corn and a million casseroles

272807  Teechur: His trunk will stay clean. Oh, wait. I see rolled up jeans. He probably drives a pristine 4x4 with leather interior and "off-roads" onto fields to park at flea markets where he shops for hipster crap.

272814  Teechur: Should we put Old Bay Village seasoning on it?

272819  AdaMan: Cheese. It gives you ideas.

272845  Teechur: Rad for MAD magazine, but BAD for microposting it.....

272851  Teechur: @Off Topic I'd pay a nickel for a family portrait and include it with our Christmas cards this year.

272846  dangerkeith3000: This picture is almost as awesome as the cannibalism pros and cons discourse on #272816

272836  dangerkeith3000: Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

272838  dangerkeith3000: My cousin's boyfriend has a huge truck with the license plate "LIL MAN". Granted he *is* 5'4"...

272849  dangerkeith3000: Dinochicken

272837  Snow Plow: little pink hound dogs for you and me

272854  sparename: I lost my polarising fil.ter

272847  Eleftheros: @Sadbot I woulda thought it was the nazi-killer reputation for the 1940s models rolling over on German roads

272851  Off Topic: I think I'd pay for one of these.

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3. Dr Awkward
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9. Science
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272816 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Possibly. Though how lean the cut of human flesh is and the age of it would probably matter more, I'm guessing.



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grimes uploaded 272379 (848 points)
Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (833 points)
oregon man uploaded 272572 (830 points)
SomeCanadian uploaded 272521 (828 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 272366 (819 points)
bubbles uploaded 272386 (817 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (801 points)
nclaw uploaded 272634 (800 points)
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 7. grizzly: 2736 points
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10. westerner: 1738 points
11. Snow Plow: 1670 points
12. 99.9 Percent: 1639 points
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14. confession: 1617 points
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 tib gubb: now he's full of regretti
 DrNinjaman: Father, NOOOO!
 Mr. Shine: Suuuuuure.
 Scoo: He's been possessed by Vigo, right?
 Greifer: cause donald told me so
 Prostata: believable
Image 251373   06-06-18   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
428
 
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Ronaldon't
 DrNinjaman: Eric, You didn't eat ALL the dry spaghetti!
 Derp Herpigan: Breaking wind would break his arms.
 grizzly: Skipped arm day
 tib gubb: soccer.jpg
Image 251372   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Image 251371 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Brain Thoughts. Your image was bad, Brain Thoughts.
Score:
360
 
 Robespierre: Trump's Cult-Of-Personality Parade concept looks ... uh...
 E. HONDA: you have to log on to this with your USSRNAME
 Skinr: Laborware.
 Teechur: Beauty of North USSR
Image 251370   06-06-18   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
275
 
 some guy : @savvoy oops
 some guy : Ground up, sealed in a bag, and packed into the freezer?
 savvoy: Better than "ground up and in the freezer" anyway
 Teechur: And made from stuff pooped out of a civet.
 piranharama: That reminds me, I could use a coffee. Inside me, of course
 Xeno: This analogy needs work.
 Air Biscuit: Mixed with a bunch of stuff to make you palatable.
 tib gubb: hot and creamy
 Scoo: You raise my blood pressure and make me need to poop
 Nope: That's not how sex works either.
 male anon: That's not how coffee works..
Image 251369   06-06-18   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
586
 
 Dreforian: Plot twist, it's a video conference. DOUBLE PLOT TWIST, the laptop is facing away from them.
 Skinr: We sell these socks at my workplace. I'm thinking of buying some for this purpose.
 Air Biscuit: They all are. You should never interact with people again.
 discodisco: I wish my boss had a Rocket Raccoon mask.
 PlzPlzMe: Meetings normally don't happen alone..
Image 251368   06-06-18   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
338
 
 not i spy: @a robot Australian. Expressing love and affection for her family and friends.
 raditzu: I see only one fukkin' beautiful person here.
 DrNinjaman: Festive Pasties!
 savvoy: She seems nice
 lecj07: @WannaBee It's not the same without Uncle Crimbo though.
 Air Biscuit: Decisions being made.
 courtney: Happy Crimbo!
 Shay: Somebody is going to get a visit from Krampus...
 a robot: Rude.
 falling: Haha wonder what the X covered up..
Image 251367   06-06-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
125
 
 Robespierre: Shout, shout; let it all out
 Air Biscuit: That submarine drone looks neat.
 barfolomew: They're all good dogs Brent
Image 251366   06-06-18   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
420
 
 wolfpk: Give the guy his two or so months of delusion!
 E. HONDA: imagine a 16-ton weight above that labeled "AGING"
 addend: *"Monty Python" theme*
 tib gubb: sorry about your heroin problem
 grizzly: Wait till you die!
 Nope: If that is your view of marriage you already fucked up
 barfolomew: Looks like your job is going to hurt your marriage.
 Shay: *pfffftttt*
Image 251365   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
132
 
 DrNinjaman: Congratulations! You're pregnant!
 sparename: To drown herse.. erm, sorrows
 square44: @DrinkMixMan I met her at the bait shop asking what works on abstract concepts
 Air Biscuit: The river is a metaphor for the internet.
 grizzly: Burn
 Shay: "Hello, is your refrigerator running? Well, don't let the bed bugs bite!"
 Nope: Typical Kayla
 DrinkMixMan: Who's Kayla?
Image 251364   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
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