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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.



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 sparename: @Mr Bleak 'cos Camilla never accepted the Queen's kind offer of an all-expenses-paid trip to Paris with her own chauffeur..
 Mr Bleak: @VeeKay So the only bitch left in the palace is Camilla?
 Annoying Vegan : @VeeKay Prudent of her I suppose, but it still looks unnatural!
 VeeKay: @Annoying Vegan @barfolomew All the corgis are dead now! Last to go was Willow, who passed away after a struggle against cancer. The Queen has said she won't have any more corgis, she doesn't want to leave them behind when she dies.
 Ihminen: laughed harder at this than i expected
 barfolomew: @Annoying Vegan time for Corgi bye-bye
 Annoying Vegan : You forgot your corgs
Image 251305   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
147
 
 Mad Collager: @barfolomew Mail-order brides? I want a female bride!
 barfolomew: @Annoying Vegan all I see is an ad for mail-order brides
 Dr Awkward: @Annoying Vegan I wanna seeeeeee!
 Annoying Vegan : That is one of the cutest cats I have ever seen in my whole life!
Image 251304   06-06-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
131
 
 piranharama: @mexican Because of a perfectly good air-to-air missile.
 grizzly: @mexican snakes
 mexican: Why jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
Image 251303   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
781
 
 sparename: Who's holding the laser pointer?
 raditzu: Better than having 3 kids.
 antipatterns: *Alarms Start Blaring* "WE GOT A WHITE HIPSTER COUPLE WITH TOO MUCH MONEY, C'MON BOYS LETS LOCK AND LOAD." *CLICKS*
 Not A Bot: The locker Brazilian thong
 Side Boob: I need to be friends with these people and their cats.
 2Berries: Dem shoulders tho
 dangerkeith3000: This is the greatest family photo Ive ever seen. Outta this world!
 barfolomew: Paul Scheer?
 Dr Awkward: I like this family
Image 251302   06-06-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
347
 
 VeeKay: @antipatterns I'm a nihilist though.
 antipatterns: @VeeKay I wouldn't put metal in the microwave
 VeeKay: You forgot to pop it in the microwave for a minute didn't you?
 savvoy: Weight watchers' support is more ninja than expected
 Teechur: Guess I'll just have to peel back the cardboard and start chowing down.
 tib gubb: *sobbing intensifies*
 Christina: Soft and creamy.
Image 251301   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
309
 
 Passive: Damn transgender football players whatever happened to the nice days of men just jumping all over each other.. so sweaty and grunting mmm i mean really
 hajjpodge: I love Ben Garrison edits.
 Sadbot: @barfolomew Yup, it's a good edit, but is very hard to tell parody of something that is already prone to self-parody
 barfolomew: I'm assuming this is a parody of a Been Garrison comic?
 Dr Awkward: Other than serving the purpose of stirring the shit pot, this makes zero sense.
 dangerkeith3000: I'm glad Garrison label the Glove and Football, because I totally didn't know what those were.
 dangerkeith3000: @Science to earn him 'sympathy'
 Bluetocracy: So wait, this is Trump taking a knee for the leftist national anthem?
 Science: This guy is a shitheel, but why does this cartoon make it seem like Trump is losing?
 Largehand: @a robot Didn't know him, now I do. Christ, what an asshole..
 jochenau: what
 a robot: Fuck you Ben Garrison, you fucking disingenuous Trump-fellating hack
Image 251300   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
724
 
 copunter: Some see a pizza, some see a dish of nachos! Let's make a news story out of it
 necronomicon: Mmm, tasty
 copunter: Nachonomicon. cant say it without nom
 Telkwa: *Crash Bandicoot theme plays*
 Otterman: Mmm, pass.
 Dr Awkward: How I view any pizza with black olives on it
 wolfpk: If Pizza the Hut and the Necronomicon had a baby.
 San DoDo: Well done
 butt poop: The Pizzanomicon!
 redbranch: The Necronomnomnomicon.
 Porbo Mellus: "klaatu barada nikto" "again" "i got it i got it, i know your damn toppings"
Image 251299   06-06-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
111
 
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward @Mr. Shine I think it might be a cheap hearing aid type thing (just a super close up/macro shot of it).
 Dr Awkward: @barfolomew A guy can dream.
 barfolomew: @Dr Awkward oh, that's what you say about everything.
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine I don't know either, but I think I might go in a butt?
 barfolomew: @Mr. Shine do you really want to know? Really really? I have no idea, I'm much happier this way.
 WTF: I have to admit, $3 does seem like a pretty good price for a toe nail flattener, ripper-offer vise clamp torture device.
 Teechur: Oh, @Mr. Shine, if you have to ask, then you just don't know....
 Mr. Shine: The hell is that
Image 251298   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
344
 
 Shay: LSD is one helluva drug.
Image 251297   06-06-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
106
 
 raditzu: no tide pods? i'm disappointed
 Korrok: Where did this come from.
 Annoying Vegan : But is he sponge-worthy?
 a robot: Ok.....
Image 251296   06-06-18   Uploaded by    weed poop
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