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253689  WannaBee: If it's Episode 1, 2, or 3 I understand.

253665  Korrok: Fuck off! I do what I want.

253689  Sandor: Doesn't know what to do with lightsaber

253698  AFanOfSprite: When you set out to cause anarchy and chaos but instead make the world a better place.

253685  Yam: me rn

253687  Yam: whoa she shrink

253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

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253636 smusher: Three men and no baby

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253573 Dr Awkward: @Springbok I teach college juniors, but she's a tiny gymnast

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety



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Score:
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 Mad Collager: @barfolomew Mail-order brides? I want a female bride!
 barfolomew: @Annoying Vegan all I see is an ad for mail-order brides
 Dr Awkward: @Annoying Vegan I wanna seeeeeee!
 Annoying Vegan : That is one of the cutest cats I have ever seen in my whole life!
Image 251304   06-06-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
131
 
 piranharama: @mexican Because of a perfectly good air-to-air missile.
 grizzly: @mexican snakes
 mexican: Why jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
Image 251303   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
781
 
 sparename: Who's holding the laser pointer?
 raditzu: Better than having 3 kids.
 antipatterns: *Alarms Start Blaring* "WE GOT A WHITE HIPSTER COUPLE WITH TOO MUCH MONEY, C'MON BOYS LETS LOCK AND LOAD." *CLICKS*
 Not A Bot: The locker Brazilian thong
 Side Boob: I need to be friends with these people and their cats.
 2Berries: Dem shoulders tho
 dangerkeith3000: This is the greatest family photo Ive ever seen. Outta this world!
 barfolomew: Paul Scheer?
 Dr Awkward: I like this family
Image 251302   06-06-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
347
 
 VeeKay: @antipatterns I'm a nihilist though.
 antipatterns: @VeeKay I wouldn't put metal in the microwave
 VeeKay: You forgot to pop it in the microwave for a minute didn't you?
 savvoy: Weight watchers' support is more ninja than expected
 Teechur: Guess I'll just have to peel back the cardboard and start chowing down.
 tib gubb: *sobbing intensifies*
 Christina: Soft and creamy.
Image 251301   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
309
 
 Passive: Damn transgender football players whatever happened to the nice days of men just jumping all over each other.. so sweaty and grunting mmm i mean really
 hajjpodge: I love Ben Garrison edits.
 Sadbot: @barfolomew Yup, it's a good edit, but is very hard to tell parody of something that is already prone to self-parody
 barfolomew: I'm assuming this is a parody of a Been Garrison comic?
 Dr Awkward: Other than serving the purpose of stirring the shit pot, this makes zero sense.
 dangerkeith3000: I'm glad Garrison label the Glove and Football, because I totally didn't know what those were.
 dangerkeith3000: @Science to earn him 'sympathy'
 Bluetocracy: So wait, this is Trump taking a knee for the leftist national anthem?
 Science: This guy is a shitheel, but why does this cartoon make it seem like Trump is losing?
 ignatz: @a robot Didn't know him, now I do. Christ, what an asshole..
 jochenau: what
 a robot: Fuck you Ben Garrison, you fucking disingenuous Trump-fellating hack
Image 251300   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
697
 
 copunter: Some see a pizza, some see a dish of nachos! Let's make a news story out of it
 necronomicon: Mmm, tasty
 copunter: Nachonomicon. cant say it without nom
 Telkwa: *Crash Bandicoot theme plays*
 Otterman: Mmm, pass.
 Dr Awkward: How I view any pizza with black olives on it
 wolfpk: If Pizza the Hut and the Necronomicon had a baby.
 San DoDo: Well done
 butt poop: The Pizzanomicon!
 redbranch: The Necronomnomnomicon.
 Porbo Mellus: "klaatu barada nikto" "again" "i got it i got it, i know your damn toppings"
Image 251299   06-06-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
111
 
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward @Mr. Shine I think it might be a cheap hearing aid type thing (just a super close up/macro shot of it).
 Dr Awkward: @barfolomew A guy can dream.
 barfolomew: @Dr Awkward oh, that's what you say about everything.
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine I don't know either, but I think I might go in a butt?
 barfolomew: @Mr. Shine do you really want to know? Really really? I have no idea, I'm much happier this way.
 WTF: I have to admit, $3 does seem like a pretty good price for a toe nail flattener, ripper-offer vise clamp torture device.
 Teechur: Oh, @Mr. Shine, if you have to ask, then you just don't know....
 Mr. Shine: The hell is that
Image 251298   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
344
 
 Shay: LSD is one helluva drug.
Image 251297   06-06-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
106
 
 raditzu: no tide pods? i'm disappointed
 Korrok: Where did this come from.
 Annoying Vegan : But is he sponge-worthy?
 a robot: Ok.....
Image 251296   06-06-18   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
436
 
 mexican: My jealousy is likely palpable from 3 meters away right now.
 Bluetocracy: multitasking
 redmonkey3: Prolly writes both hands as well - freak child :)) - in best wway
Image 251295   06-06-18   Uploaded by    SS Keith
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