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272758  addend: Maybe /this/ kind of post should just have a Rad button, too?

272761  addend: And his trusty sidekick, Rogaine.

272754  smusher: Oh you mean my Canadian love seat?

272767  addend: He didn't actually say that. He's pretty... neutral... about the flag.

272768  addend: This side up

272764  addend: I feel ya, little Oreo.

272765  addend: "Quality Control, they're a bunch of a-holes. Those bums can stick it where the sun don't shine!"

272765  Peter Pantsless: Are they hiring?

272713  Spazstatic: @lecj07 I can't believe I missed that opportunity.

272761  2Berries: Ps. Your not my real dad

272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272681 Bluetocracy: This is the live action version of an anime that already exists, right?

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

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Score:
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 Mad Collager: @barfolomew Mail-order brides? I want a female bride!
 barfolomew: @Annoying Vegan all I see is an ad for mail-order brides
 Dr Awkward: @Annoying Vegan I wanna seeeeeee!
 Annoying Vegan : That is one of the cutest cats I have ever seen in my whole life!
Image 251304   06-06-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
131
 
 piranharama: @mexican Because of a perfectly good air-to-air missile.
 grizzly: @mexican snakes
 mexican: Why jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
Image 251303   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
781
 
 sparename: Who's holding the laser pointer?
 raditzu: Better than having 3 kids.
 hammy: *Alarms Start Blaring* "WE GOT A WHITE HIPSTER COUPLE WITH TOO MUCH MONEY, C'MON BOYS LETS LOCK AND LOAD." *CLICKS*
 Not A Bot: The locker Brazilian thong
 Side Boob: I need to be friends with these people and their cats.
 2Berries: Dem shoulders tho
 dangerkeith3000: This is the greatest family photo Ive ever seen. Outta this world!
 barfolomew: Paul Scheer?
 Dr Awkward: I like this family
Image 251302   06-06-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
347
 
 wootman: @antipatterns I'm a nihilist though.
 CompletelyJoking: @VeeKay I wouldn't put metal in the microwave
 god666: You forgot to pop it in the microwave for a minute didn't you?
 savvoy: Weight watchers' support is more ninja than expected
 Teechur: Guess I'll just have to peel back the cardboard and start chowing down.
 tib gubb: *sobbing intensifies*
 Christina: Soft and creamy.
Image 251301   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
309
 
 Passive: Damn transgender football players whatever happened to the nice days of men just jumping all over each other.. so sweaty and grunting mmm i mean really
 hajjpodge: I love Ben Garrison edits.
 Sadbot: @barfolomew Yup, it's a good edit, but is very hard to tell parody of something that is already prone to self-parody
 barfolomew: I'm assuming this is a parody of a Been Garrison comic?
 Dr Awkward: Other than serving the purpose of stirring the shit pot, this makes zero sense.
 dangerkeith3000: I'm glad Garrison label the Glove and Football, because I totally didn't know what those were.
 dangerkeith3000: @Science to earn him 'sympathy'
 Bluetocracy: So wait, this is Trump taking a knee for the leftist national anthem?
 Science: This guy is a shitheel, but why does this cartoon make it seem like Trump is losing?
 Largehand: @a robot Didn't know him, now I do. Christ, what an asshole..
 jochenau: what
 a robot: Fuck you Ben Garrison, you fucking disingenuous Trump-fellating hack
Image 251300   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
724
 
 copunter: Some see a pizza, some see a dish of nachos! Let's make a news story out of it
 necronomicon: Mmm, tasty
 copunter: Nachonomicon. cant say it without nom
 Telkwa: *Crash Bandicoot theme plays*
 Otterman: Mmm, pass.
 Dr Awkward: How I view any pizza with black olives on it
 wolfpk: If Pizza the Hut and the Necronomicon had a baby.
 San DoDo: Well done
 butt poop: The Pizzanomicon!
 redbranch: The Necronomnomnomicon.
 Porbo Mellus: "klaatu barada nikto" "again" "i got it i got it, i know your damn toppings"
Image 251299   06-06-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
111
 
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward @Mr. Shine I think it might be a cheap hearing aid type thing (just a super close up/macro shot of it).
 Dr Awkward: @barfolomew A guy can dream.
 barfolomew: @Dr Awkward oh, that's what you say about everything.
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine I don't know either, but I think I might go in a butt?
 barfolomew: @Mr. Shine do you really want to know? Really really? I have no idea, I'm much happier this way.
 WTF: I have to admit, $3 does seem like a pretty good price for a toe nail flattener, ripper-offer vise clamp torture device.
 Teechur: Oh, @Mr. Shine, if you have to ask, then you just don't know....
 Mr. Shine: The hell is that
Image 251298   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
344
 
 Shay: LSD is one helluva drug.
Image 251297   06-06-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
106
 
 raditzu: no tide pods? i'm disappointed
 Korrok: Where did this come from.
 Annoying Vegan : But is he sponge-worthy?
 a robot: Ok.....
Image 251296   06-06-18   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
436
 
 mexican: My jealousy is likely palpable from 3 meters away right now.
 Bluetocracy: multitasking
 redmonkey3: Prolly writes both hands as well - freak child :)) - in best wway
Image 251295   06-06-18   Uploaded by    SS Keith
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