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272844  Dr. Bathroom: Cock cock cock cock cock and vagina High School!

272854  Sadbot: I always think of the arch as the gateway to the True Midwest, welcome to 500 states that are all corn and a million casseroles

272807  Teechur: His trunk will stay clean. Oh, wait. I see rolled up jeans. He probably drives a pristine 4x4 with leather interior and "off-roads" onto fields to park at flea markets where he shops for hipster crap.

272814  Teechur: Should we put Old Bay Village seasoning on it?

272819  AdaMan: Cheese. It gives you ideas.

272845  Teechur: Rad for MAD magazine, but BAD for microposting it.....

272851  Teechur: @Off Topic I'd pay a nickel for a family portrait and include it with our Christmas cards this year.

272846  dangerkeith3000: This picture is almost as awesome as the cannibalism pros and cons discourse on #272816

272836  dangerkeith3000: Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

272838  dangerkeith3000: My cousin's boyfriend has a huge truck with the license plate "LIL MAN". Granted he *is* 5'4"...

272849  dangerkeith3000: Dinochicken

272837  Snow Plow: little pink hound dogs for you and me

272854  sparename: I lost my polarising fil.ter

272847  Eleftheros: @Sadbot I woulda thought it was the nazi-killer reputation for the 1940s models rolling over on German roads

272851  Off Topic: I think I'd pay for one of these.

272848  Korrok: Korrok approves.

272816  dangerkeith3000: @fanny Possibly. Though how lean the cut of human flesh is and the age of it would probably matter more, I'm guessing.

272796  antipatterns: at least its not bowsette

272813  antipatterns: @dangerkeith3000 when they try and sell the building that pillar just explodes

272802  Scoo: Now in THREE-DEE!

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272816 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Possibly. Though how lean the cut of human flesh is and the age of it would probably matter more, I'm guessing.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.



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oregon man uploaded 272572 (830 points)
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dangerkeith3000 uploaded 272366 (819 points)
bubbles uploaded 272386 (817 points)
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Score:
781
 
 sparename: Who's holding the laser pointer?
 raditzu: Better than having 3 kids.
 hammy: *Alarms Start Blaring* "WE GOT A WHITE HIPSTER COUPLE WITH TOO MUCH MONEY, C'MON BOYS LETS LOCK AND LOAD." *CLICKS*
 Not A Bot: The locker Brazilian thong
 Side Boob: I need to be friends with these people and their cats.
 2Berries: Dem shoulders tho
 dangerkeith3000: This is the greatest family photo Ive ever seen. Outta this world!
 barfolomew: Paul Scheer?
 Dr Awkward: I like this family
Image 251302   06-06-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
347
 
 wootman: @antipatterns I'm a nihilist though.
 CompletelyJoking: @VeeKay I wouldn't put metal in the microwave
 god666: You forgot to pop it in the microwave for a minute didn't you?
 savvoy: Weight watchers' support is more ninja than expected
 Teechur: Guess I'll just have to peel back the cardboard and start chowing down.
 tib gubb: *sobbing intensifies*
 Christina: Soft and creamy.
Image 251301   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
309
 
 Passive: Damn transgender football players whatever happened to the nice days of men just jumping all over each other.. so sweaty and grunting mmm i mean really
 hajjpodge: I love Ben Garrison edits.
 Sadbot: @barfolomew Yup, it's a good edit, but is very hard to tell parody of something that is already prone to self-parody
 barfolomew: I'm assuming this is a parody of a Been Garrison comic?
 Dr Awkward: Other than serving the purpose of stirring the shit pot, this makes zero sense.
 dangerkeith3000: I'm glad Garrison label the Glove and Football, because I totally didn't know what those were.
 dangerkeith3000: @Science to earn him 'sympathy'
 Bluetocracy: So wait, this is Trump taking a knee for the leftist national anthem?
 Science: This guy is a shitheel, but why does this cartoon make it seem like Trump is losing?
 Largehand: @a robot Didn't know him, now I do. Christ, what an asshole..
 jochenau: what
 a robot: Fuck you Ben Garrison, you fucking disingenuous Trump-fellating hack
Image 251300   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
724
 
 copunter: Some see a pizza, some see a dish of nachos! Let's make a news story out of it
 necronomicon: Mmm, tasty
 copunter: Nachonomicon. cant say it without nom
 Telkwa: *Crash Bandicoot theme plays*
 elmstreet: Mmm, pass.
 Dr Awkward: How I view any pizza with black olives on it
 wolfpk: If Pizza the Hut and the Necronomicon had a baby.
 San DoDo: Well done
 butt poop: The Pizzanomicon!
 redbranch: The Necronomnomnomicon.
 Porbo Mellus: "klaatu barada nikto" "again" "i got it i got it, i know your damn toppings"
Image 251299   06-06-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
111
 
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward @Mr. Shine I think it might be a cheap hearing aid type thing (just a super close up/macro shot of it).
 Dr Awkward: @barfolomew A guy can dream.
 barfolomew: @Dr Awkward oh, that's what you say about everything.
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine I don't know either, but I think I might go in a butt?
 barfolomew: @Mr. Shine do you really want to know? Really really? I have no idea, I'm much happier this way.
 WTF: I have to admit, $3 does seem like a pretty good price for a toe nail flattener, ripper-offer vise clamp torture device.
 Teechur: Oh, @Mr. Shine, if you have to ask, then you just don't know....
 Mr. Shine: The hell is that
Image 251298   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
344
 
 Shay: LSD is one helluva drug.
Image 251297   06-06-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
106
 
 raditzu: no tide pods? i'm disappointed
 Korrok: Where did this come from.
 Annoying Vegan : But is he sponge-worthy?
 a robot: Ok.....
Image 251296   06-06-18   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
436
 
 mexican: My jealousy is likely palpable from 3 meters away right now.
 Bluetocracy: multitasking
 redmonkey3: Prolly writes both hands as well - freak child :)) - in best wway
Image 251295   06-06-18   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
725
 
 XLY: zazu no!
 fridaynight: stupid
 Warrax: Predator/scavenger tag team match.
 Oh Don Piano: So I was the one with all the glory, while you were the one with all the strength. A beautiful face without a name for so long. A beautiful smile to hide the pain. Did you ever know that you're my hero, and everything I would like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.
 eykei: Boingggg!
 Robespierre: Yo, Stretch!
 Dr Awkward: High five!
 Mad Collager: Never try to cheetah spotted outfielder.
 Peter Pantsless: "Tag, you're it!"
Image 251294   06-06-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
309
 
 Science: @redmonkey3: It also used to be the size of one full-sized SD card!
 redmonkey3: This much memory used to be size of three commercial washers
Image 251293   06-06-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
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