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252718  Zochrot: HAHAHAHA white american!

253304  Zochrot: nobody uses a d12

253358  Not A Bot: i can hardly tell them apart

253313  Zochrot: my wife was made in Brazil

253322  Zochrot: he ded

253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253303 raditzu: They got me, but You still should run!

253304 Zochrot: nobody uses a d12

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?



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Score:
781
 
 sparename: Who's holding the laser pointer?
 raditzu: Better than having 3 kids.
 antipatterns: *Alarms Start Blaring* "WE GOT A WHITE HIPSTER COUPLE WITH TOO MUCH MONEY, C'MON BOYS LETS LOCK AND LOAD." *CLICKS*
 Not A Bot: The locker Brazilian thong
 Side Boob: I need to be friends with these people and their cats.
 2Berries: Dem shoulders tho
 dangerkeith3000: This is the greatest family photo Ive ever seen. Outta this world!
 barfolomew: Paul Scheer?
 Dr Awkward: I like this family
Image 251302   06-06-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
347
 
 VeeKay: @antipatterns I'm a nihilist though.
 antipatterns: @VeeKay I wouldn't put metal in the microwave
 VeeKay: You forgot to pop it in the microwave for a minute didn't you?
 savvoy: Weight watchers' support is more ninja than expected
 Teechur: Guess I'll just have to peel back the cardboard and start chowing down.
 tib gubb: *sobbing intensifies*
 Christina: Soft and creamy.
Image 251301   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
309
 
 Passive: Damn transgender football players whatever happened to the nice days of men just jumping all over each other.. so sweaty and grunting mmm i mean really
 hajjpodge: I love Ben Garrison edits.
 Sadbot: @barfolomew Yup, it's a good edit, but is very hard to tell parody of something that is already prone to self-parody
 barfolomew: I'm assuming this is a parody of a Been Garrison comic?
 Dr Awkward: Other than serving the purpose of stirring the shit pot, this makes zero sense.
 dangerkeith3000: I'm glad Garrison label the Glove and Football, because I totally didn't know what those were.
 dangerkeith3000: @Science to earn him 'sympathy'
 Bluetocracy: So wait, this is Trump taking a knee for the leftist national anthem?
 Science: This guy is a shitheel, but why does this cartoon make it seem like Trump is losing?
 ignatz: @a robot Didn't know him, now I do. Christ, what an asshole..
 jochenau: what
 a robot: Fuck you Ben Garrison, you fucking disingenuous Trump-fellating hack
Image 251300   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
697
 
 copunter: Some see a pizza, some see a dish of nachos! Let's make a news story out of it
 necronomicon: Mmm, tasty
 copunter: Nachonomicon. cant say it without nom
 Telkwa: *Crash Bandicoot theme plays*
 Otterman: Mmm, pass.
 Dr Awkward: How I view any pizza with black olives on it
 wolfpk: If Pizza the Hut and the Necronomicon had a baby.
 San DoDo: Well done
 butt poop: The Pizzanomicon!
 redbranch: The Necronomnomnomicon.
 Porbo Mellus: "klaatu barada nikto" "again" "i got it i got it, i know your damn toppings"
Image 251299   06-06-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
111
 
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward @Mr. Shine I think it might be a cheap hearing aid type thing (just a super close up/macro shot of it).
 Dr Awkward: @barfolomew A guy can dream.
 barfolomew: @Dr Awkward oh, that's what you say about everything.
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine I don't know either, but I think I might go in a butt?
 barfolomew: @Mr. Shine do you really want to know? Really really? I have no idea, I'm much happier this way.
 WTF: I have to admit, $3 does seem like a pretty good price for a toe nail flattener, ripper-offer vise clamp torture device.
 Teechur: Oh, @Mr. Shine, if you have to ask, then you just don't know....
 Mr. Shine: The hell is that
Image 251298   06-06-18   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
344
 
 Shay: LSD is one helluva drug.
Image 251297   06-06-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
106
 
 raditzu: no tide pods? i'm disappointed
 Korrok: Where did this come from.
 Annoying Vegan : But is he sponge-worthy?
 a robot: Ok.....
Image 251296   06-06-18   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
436
 
 mexican: My jealousy is likely palpable from 3 meters away right now.
 Bluetocracy: multitasking
 redmonkey3: Prolly writes both hands as well - freak child :)) - in best wway
Image 251295   06-06-18   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
725
 
 XLY: zazu no!
 fridaynight: stupid
 Warrax: Predator/scavenger tag team match.
 VeeKay: So I was the one with all the glory, while you were the one with all the strength. A beautiful face without a name for so long. A beautiful smile to hide the pain. Did you ever know that you're my hero, and everything I would like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.
 Otterman: Boingggg!
 Robespierre: Yo, Stretch!
 Dr Awkward: High five!
 Mad Collager: Never try to cheetah spotted outfielder.
 Peter Pantsless: "Tag, you're it!"
Image 251294   06-06-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
309
 
 Science: @redmonkey3: It also used to be the size of one full-sized SD card!
 redmonkey3: This much memory used to be size of three commercial washers
Image 251293   06-06-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
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