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253629  DrinkMixMan: *Xe Man

253609  wolfpk: I got slapped last time I said that!

253629  DrinkMixMan: Ze Man

253610  wolfpk: Now that Toys R Us is gone, Jeffrey the giraffe is slowly fading away.

253628  a robot: *heart eyes*

253613  White Rice: I was looking for the Obvious Plant logo, but coupdn't see it on the water box. I do appreciate the "drink slowly" warning.

253608  Not A Bot: Not only that, but the campfire won't stay lit.

253625  itskando: See: fievel goes West the dog Chase

253613  itskando: Laluminum water: Bright to you by the Laluminatti

253621  Amy Housewine: Godammnit Eddie, leave those people alone.

253593  Amy Housewine: Ooooh - it's only just occurred to me that this might have been (in a roundabout way) where the Pterry Ptitle "Thief Of Time" came from. The thought had neve occurred tome before.

253597  Munkybut: Clean your damn nails!

253621  a sedated moose: I enjoy the fact that you didn't go with the obvious choice of Metallica's Master of Puppets.

253594  Amy Housewine: "Oh do fuck off" seems to be the only halfway sensible response to this.

253611  Dr Awkward: @2Berries I'm not sure how much of a tint %5 or 20% is... 5% doesn't sound like a lot

253608  Amy Housewine: Somebody will be along in a minute to ask him complicated questions about the discography and tell him that he shouldn't wear this if he can't answer them.

253611  2Berries: @Dr Awkward just got 5% all around & it is so nice. Except when you drive in a friends car & realize everyone can see you staring at them now

253615  Amy Housewine: @Christina That was the reference that came to my mind too!

253623  2Berries: "I'm not scared anymore!" "Then your not paying close enough attention!"

253622  Amy Housewine: I prefer DJ Dodger Jammie

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253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253412 Bluetocracy: I need a can (case) of this at work.

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253366 redmonkey3: The "N" word! (?)

253405 Greifer: @VoR and maybe those pricks in the movie should have let the shark alone in the first place... So put it back and don't swim in shark waters

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253360 redmonkey3: Ssso - all red setters are Hank the Bush Bean dogs now ?

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...



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Score:
728
 
 Starky15: Oh no! A Cat-astrophe!
 Robespierre: "No wombats were injured in an accident on the M1 today..."
 Felicity: @Amy Housewine I thought it was a sword hilt at first!
 Shay: This cat needs to do a drunk driving tutorial.
 Starky15: Catnip fatalities
 mrdiron: "This will only take an hour". 8 hours later...
 fanny: lol he ded
Image 251213   06-05-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
499
 
 AlexDeLarge: How to apply liquid liner
 savvoy: "I finished your art project, sweetie."
 WannaBee: Mad-Eye Moody
 Air Biscuit: That shading on the upper lip...
Image 251212   06-05-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
427
 
 raditzu: Slenderman on vacation
 Robespierre: Strutter!
 a sedated moose: "Those are some long legs" "Thanks, I just had them lengthened, now they go all the way up."
 WTF: Hollywood is just getting lazy with these sequels, "Slenderman's Spring Break"
 DrinkMixMan: Legs are awful!
 savvoy: plum smuggler
 Air Biscuit: More unrealistic body standards
Image 251211   06-05-18   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
488
 
 Robespierre: Could use a tat or two
 a sedated moose: Zack Efron's skeleton: Zack Dootfron.
 Telkwa: Not shown: feet cemented in pail of concrete.
 Wooden Spoon: The only thing I regret is that I have... Boneitis!
 Air Biscuit: Badda doot
Image 251210   06-05-18   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
443
 
 Telkwa: Ayyyyyyy Fuggetaboutit
 savvoy: the traditional heaving of the groom onto a damp parking lot
 Felicity: That one guy looks like Johnny Fever
 WannaBee: He's breakdancing on water.
 Knice: Tthe Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve.
Image 251209   06-05-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
294
 
 Mr. Shine: @WTF *loud buzzer sounds*
 Shay: Where's the undecided option?
 WTF: Um... ah... (Pulls lever to vote for Jill Stein)
 Teechur: Now I'm thinking about pounding a liter. Dang. Still have school tomorrow.
 Nope: @ignatz I think the joke goes, a pound of lead due to the emotional toll of what you did to those birds.
 WannaBee: @ignatz No.
 square44: ehh I'll just go with whichever's cheaper
 sparename: A litre of beer or a litre of puppies?
 E. HONDA: @ignatz Yes.
 ignatz: What's heavier: a pound of lead, or a pound of feathers?
Image 251208   06-05-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
290
 
 Wooden Spoon: @WannaBee: No! Just candy Ned! $90!
 Not A Bot: Hollywood scriptwriters hard at work.
 Felicity: At first I thought it was a 1980s trampoline. Anyway, rad
 WannaBee: I guess you could put a lot of nice things in there.
 Butcherboy: Its a candy dish Ned. 90 dollars
Image 251207   06-05-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
276
 
 WannaBee: @WannaBee Damn! I thought if I added an extra a it wouldn't switcherino it.
 WannaBee: Sad applea for scale
Image 251206   06-05-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
307
 
 Not A Bot: Maxed out home equity loan.
 WannaBee: Oppression of North Korea.
 barfolomew: See, the joke is that people in North Korea have a hard life.
 Side Boob: Reality of North Korea.
 Peter Pantsless: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 251205   06-05-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
260
 
 raditzu: I can't unsee it, can i?
 antipatterns: This guy is 87th tier SC backer he has ALL THE SHIPS
 Shay: I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO INTO THE BASEMENT!!!
 grizzly: He had to have a freaking SC patch on...
 Prostata: this is what furries actually believe
 Yam: Neat.
 ignatz: Jeez, all those boxes and you chose star citizen?
Image 251204   06-05-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
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