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272781  kshoxx: They're sharing borf heat

272707  Passive: "Not like me, ELMO-1000, advanced prototype. Made of muppettic puppetalloy."

272774  Sadbot: I know a few EMTs who get all pissed at FIght for 15 because they're paid less...and then get even more annoyed with me when I suggest that their wages might be higher if they unionized

272768  Amy Housewine: "Hurrumph!"

272772  Amy Housewine: It protects it with a cunning disguise.

272782  sylveon: *slow clap with tears in eyes*

272782  wootman: Anime was a mistake.

272771  Passive: Here an emperor penguin protects it's baby.

272781  JollyWell: They're sharing borf heat

272351  Mr Bleak: "... and welcome to the 2018 Cat Steeple Chase! And ... they're off! Fluffytakesanearlyleadbutlegselevenisctachingfastontheoutsidewhilefurballispushinguptheinside..."

272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

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272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)



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11. kshoxx: 1699 points
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 sad face: @WannaBee Damn! I thought if I added an extra a it wouldn't switcherino it.
 twitter: Sad applea for scale
Image 251206   06-05-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
307
 
 Not A Bot: Maxed out home equity loan.
 Double-Munched Tacotito: Oppression of North Korea.
 barfolomew: See, the joke is that people in North Korea have a hard life.
 Side Boob: Reality of North Korea.
 Peter Pantsless: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 251205   06-05-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
260
 
 Gomi Day: "rubber maid in a rubbermaid"
 Gomi Day: a friend of mine commented on this image earlier today and i need to share...
 raditzu: I can't unsee it, can i?
 badger: This guy is 87th tier SC backer he has ALL THE SHIPS
 Shay: I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO INTO THE BASEMENT!!!
 grizzly: He had to have a freaking SC patch on...
 Prostata: this is what furries actually believe
 Yam: Neat.
 dirtstick: Jeez, all those boxes and you chose star citizen?
Image 251204   06-05-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
539
 
 Warrax: Driver must have been wearing a scarf. Giraffes are nuts about scarves, can't get enough of them.
 Wooden Spoon: 1992 Park Safari in Quebec feeding the animals old Fritos we dig out of the cracks in the backseat. We literally didnt know it was wrong
 Festis: i hope that giraffe is ok...
 wolfpk: Now you know why there was a sign at the entrance saying "don't taunt the giraffes!"
 Dreforian: Snake Church is not for everyone...
 Peach: Girad
 Skinr: @tib gubb You spent so long worrying about whether or not you could, that you never stopped to wonder whether you should.
 tib gubb: so, we found out that it's a very bad idea to give a giraffe a taste for human flesh
Image 251203   06-05-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
239
 
 addend: "Zoom in... Enhance!"
 sparename: Where's the Isle of Meth?
 Butcherboy: All methed up and no place to go
 MyPasswordAintPassword: Movement Elevation Traction and Heat? Mental Enrichment To Humans? Methamphetamine? My Erection Throbs Hahaha?
Image 251202   06-05-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
610
 
 tib gubb: your dog longs for attention, from those days when it was the puppy, not like the human puppy you have now
Image 251201   06-05-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
302
 
 Not A Bot: E.T. the fool!
 Shay: Must've been quite an evening.
Image 251200   06-05-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
492
 
 WTF: But wont bark a cake for same sex dog couples, go figure.
 Youll Cowards: Cark. You barked a cark.
Image 251199   06-05-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
519
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm going to guess that was written by Gina and Jay.
 wolfpk: Don't Rest in Peace!
 Shay: What a Schmuck Schunk.
 WTF: Dad doesn't seem too much of a winner either.
 clayjar: Classic Cathy..
Image 251198   06-05-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
391
 
 tib gubb: delicious
 sparename: "Freak Itchings"??
 house md: Ooohh! I want a modern theme with an island for food prep, and a breakfast nook. Garbage disposal a must!
Image 251197   06-05-18   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
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