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272843  UltraBeverly: Elsie, you are one sexy motherfucker

272856  wolfpk: *Jaw theme playing*

272856  Springbok: Always save your snacks for later, so they grow up into dinner.

272830  Dr. Bathroom: I like the Windows 95 font.

272839  Not A Bot: really want to beleive this is an art student carrying his portfolio.

272844  Dr. Bathroom: Cock cock cock cock cock and vagina High School!

272854  Sadbot: I always think of the arch as the gateway to the True Midwest, welcome to 500 states that are all corn and a million casseroles

272807  Teechur: His trunk will stay clean. Oh, wait. I see rolled up jeans. He probably drives a pristine 4x4 with leather interior and "off-roads" onto fields to park at flea markets where he shops for hipster crap.

272814  Teechur: Should we put Old Bay Village seasoning on it?

272819  AdaMan: Cheese. It gives you ideas.

272845  Teechur: Rad for MAD magazine, but BAD for microposting it.....

272851  Teechur: @Off Topic I'd pay a nickel for a family portrait and include it with our Christmas cards this year.

272846  dangerkeith3000: This picture is almost as awesome as the cannibalism pros and cons discourse on #272816

272836  dangerkeith3000: Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

272838  dangerkeith3000: My cousin's boyfriend has a huge truck with the license plate "LIL MAN". Granted he *is* 5'4"...

272849  dangerkeith3000: Dinochicken

272837  Snow Plow: little pink hound dogs for you and me

272854  sparename: I lost my polarising fil.ter

272847  Eleftheros: @Sadbot I woulda thought it was the nazi-killer reputation for the 1940s models rolling over on German roads

272851  Off Topic: I think I'd pay for one of these.

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272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272816 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Possibly. Though how lean the cut of human flesh is and the age of it would probably matter more, I'm guessing.

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 Mr. Shine: @a robot Sounds like he fell down a well.
 ReluctantFr0g: It's a mirror!
 a robot: In "The People's Almanac" there was an anecdote about a man who just vanished in the middle of a field and his family couldn't find him. For awhile they could faintly hearing him calling for help, but then that stopped and he was just gone forever. This was probably not a factual story, but it sure freaked me the FUCK out when I read it in middle school and it seared itself into my brain, and now this picture brought it back when I had finally forgotten about it for over 20 years. God damn it
 Shay: Had a nice trip? See you next Fall!!!
Image 251059   06-04-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Knice: Murderbeaut.
Image 251058   06-04-18   Uploaded by    bigjim
 mrmrmr: Beautiful. Awesome. I miss the eighties
 titular role: Disturbing
 Side Boob: Bob Ross lives on in all of us.
 piranharama: Climb for purple powers
 Telkwa: Lilacs almost finished for this year.
Image 251057   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Skinr
 Robespierre: The horror, the horror...
 Zochrot: turtle dicks
 well duh: It's been a few days, you'd have thought the cat would have figured out by now those aren't snakes.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: hemmed in by green toobers eh senor gato? i too am familiar with this situation.
 Kaviri: This is what The donald actually believes.
 Knice: In quite a pickle.
Image 251056   06-04-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 addend: Quaderplets.
 Dr Awkward: This is what freshman look like to me the start of every fall semester.
 WTF: Halloween candy crash
 Teechur: The Abbey Road remix album cover needs some work.
Image 251055   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
 well duh: Greetings friendly acquaintance, we have surmised that you enjoy chocolate and vanilla cream sandwich cookies with your chocolate and vanilla cream sandwich cookies. Allow us to humbly present you with the chocolate and vanilla cream sandwich cookie of your wildest dreams.
 Derp Herpigan: @dobbiesdoogs considering it's basically Oreo squared, I bet it's even more addictive.
 dobbiesdoogs: it sounds dumb, but that shit was good
Image 251054   06-04-18   Uploaded by    nathan
 digabigpig: @WaffleIron I read that in John Olivers voice
Image 251053   06-04-18   Uploaded by    trees
 Tiny Butt: The word poo is funny
 square44: the taxman is NOT happy, lemme tell you
 addend: No wonder Mildred never wrote back.
 tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers nah dude, you just gotta check the police blotter
 Mr. Whiskers: And Ive been shitting in the mailbox. But they dont put ME in the paper.
Image 251052   06-04-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
 Zochrot: North Korean supermarket
 Air Biscuit: I found a place that makes beniegts today. Wont need doughnuts for a while.
 Sadbot: @dobbiesdoogs…
 Shay: "There's never time to make the donuts..." Fred sobs miserably in the corner of Dunkin Donuts.
 dobbiesdoogs: "and today in charlotte, north carolina, we're predicting a half-inch of snow..."
Image 251051   06-04-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
 addend: "How... How did you get it inside?"
 Mr. Whiskers: Anyway, heres Wonderwall
 Nope: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?! Oh shit, whats the amp rating on the circuit this is attached to oh well *strums guitar*... ARE YOU... READY FOR AN ACOUSTIC SET.
 WTF: "...and they said when I die I can be buried in it!"
Image 251050   06-04-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
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