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253288  dangerkeith3000: Who took this photo?

253289  dangerkeith3000: Fire and brimstone are raining down on your love. Satan approves.

253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

253278  Science: It's Loss, right?

253278  brian greene: read the book,seen the film now try the pie

253283  Science: @Side Boob: Covert implies that there is some level of subterfuge involved. This is pretty open.

253185  catheter: @Shay come on

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253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

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 Felicity: I swing it around to see if its magical
 trelyate: I wonder if I can get my insurance to cover this
 VeeKay: Rad for obvious plant.
 Not A Bot: A productive member of the Air Force!
 Mad Collager: @Wooden Spoon I ran into this interesting video that casts doubt on whether these were used much, or existed at all. It seems some examples in museums are of doubtful provenance, and may actually be made up forgeries.…
 Robespierre: This Week's Weirdo Item
 Wooden Spoon: @VoR: the real danger are the spiked flails. I have a friend with matching holes in his ceiling and back.
 Butcherboy: They make practice ones and one that are just a bottle opener inside@sparename
 jazzjunkie: #250958 knows what's up
 mammal883: Much more effective than my coping Bourbon. Maybe if I combined them into a single treatment?
 sparename: I had enough trouble when I got a butterfly knife, even with only a single sided blade
 VoR: I'd be maimed within the week
Image 251014   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
 wolfpk: @WTF That would be really disturbing seeings that Nesquik cereal wasn't introduced until 1999.
 WTF: Well here's your problem. This cereal expired in 1997.
 wolfpk: The problem us, your bowl is to small.
 FabricMan: Part of this precariously-balanced breakfast
 AdaMan: Is it humid here? It feels a little humid here
 sparename: Freshly gathered from the corner of the rabbit run
Image 251013   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
 Ironass: Looks like the replicator is stuck spitting out doggos again.
 Shay: Sharp as cheddar.
 Christina: Stock hounds on top of each other, therefore saving space.
Image 251012   06-04-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
 toolbag: POUNDED in the FACE by the BIG ROCK
 VeeKay: Suppressed Mars Rover pictures.
 jochenau: This is what happens when you incur the wrath of #251010
 Dresdenkeogh: @Knice @Side Boob gave thanks to Lord Jupiter for escaping , which pissed off Vulcan to no end.
 Side Boob: "I made it! I got away from Mt. Vesuvius erupting! This is my lucky da[THUD]."
 Knice: [DONK]
Image 251011   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
 Felicity: Upside down IDIC symbol
 Not A Bot: What a bunch of fist magnets.
 dangerkeith3000: Stonecutters' secret headquarters.
Image 251010   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
 Dresdenkeogh: @Side Boob the "dang gummed " batman
 Dreforian: @ignatz That IS his utility belt!
 Side Boob: He's the goddam Batman
 dangerkeith3000: May not be the hero we want, but he's the hero we need.
 ignatz: That's just going to get tangled up in all your utility belt stuff..
 VoR: I am the night beard
Image 251009   06-04-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Robespierre: Deep in the snoot zone
 Side Boob: Boop!
Image 251008   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
 Shay: Alternate caption: ME: Honey...I'm having a heart attack... GF: For the last time, you're not fucking Red Foxx so finish your waffles.
 ignatz: Fu matgrow
 Air Biscuit: Ill look for clues in the kitchen.
Image 251007   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Minnesotan
 Ironass: The Ents are on the march!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Teechur @Mad Collager 'scuse me mates, 'ave you seen Macbeff?
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Dang! Beat me to it!
 Jesse P: Fangorn
 Teechur: The great Birnam Wood got lost on his way to high Dunsinane Hill.
 ignatz: Spontaneous chuckle-RAD from me..
 sparenamelaptopdied: Ambulatree
 Telkwa: Day 4239: Even after all this time, they never even seemed to notice my presence at all - I'm outta here.
 Derp Herpigan: Make like a tree, and leaf.
Image 251006   06-04-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 tib gubb: erotic pizz... damn it
 Annoying Vegan : CORGI PARTY
 Side Boob: Free hot dog
 VeeKay: Needy bitch
 ignatz: Pre-nuptual
 Air Biscuit: Warm butter
 Side Boob: BUCK FUTTER!
 Christina: Purple rank.
 Dr Awkward: Fart Filter
 Knice: Aggro-Gator
Image 251005   06-04-18   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
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