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273309  Littlecraftywolf: in the criminal justice system lawn care based offenses are considered especially heinous the dedicated landscapers who investigate these felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special mowing unit. these are their stories. *dun-dun*

273306  Christina: Why is the doll naked?

273319  Littlecraftywolf: @Air Biscuit this is why you always have it hooked up to the wall at all times

273324  Littlecraftywolf: plot twist: horse is maid of honor

273332  ignatz: Always the same, until you actually want one to get into a box..

273333  ignatz: ..he has a little devil on his shoulder, telling him to give me a shot.

273325  Sadbot: Cardies have the best tails, straight up mood indicator

273319  Air Biscuit: But if you charge it too soon does that diminish overall battery life!?!

273301  ignatz: Give 'er a Snickers

273321  Teechur: @Amy Housewine The anti-Elf-on-a-Shelf...

273308  ignatz: Do it 'your way'

273309  ignatz: Redundant ampersand

273324  Peter Pantsless: Is your wife a horse?

273311  ignatz: I'm looking for a book about... "Interrupting librarians?"... My god, how did you know?

273312  VoR: That ain't his kink

273321  Amy Housewine: The most feared pirate on the Spanish Maintelpiece.

273296  charlemagne: @ignatz they're air traffic controllers with a no locks on the tower door

273309  frankie: My preferred form of domestic abuse.

273304  charlemagne: now we shall perform the forbidden tango

273307  charlemagne: fairly certain snoop is just mr benn doing an inception skit

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2



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Score:
1013
 
 Ironass: The Ents are on the march!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Teechur @Mad Collager 'scuse me mates, 'ave you seen Macbeff?
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Dang! Beat me to it!
 Jesse P: Fangorn
 Teechur: The great Birnam Wood got lost on his way to high Dunsinane Hill.
 RogueLeader: Spontaneous chuckle-RAD from me..
 sparenamelaptopdied: Ambulatree
 Telkwa: Day 4239: Even after all this time, they never even seemed to notice my presence at all - I'm outta here.
 Derp Herpigan: Make like a tree, and leaf.
Image 251006   06-04-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
510
 
 tib gubb: erotic pizz... damn it
 Annoying Vegan : CORGI PARTY
 Side Boob: Free hot dog
 meh: Needy bitch
 NoOneImportant: Pre-nuptual
 Air Biscuit: Warm butter
 Side Boob: BUCK FUTTER!
 Christina: Purple rank.
 Dr Awkward: Fart Filter
 Knice: Aggro-Gator
 Mexico: BUTT WIZARD
Image 251005   06-04-18   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
311
 
 Dr Awkward: Butt Wizard?
Image 251004   06-04-18   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
777
 
 piranharama: This is turning out to be a very interesting Tinder date
 Christina: This giraffe is short. Must be a youngling.
Image 251003   06-04-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
281
 
 well duh: We used to have Lee's Chicken here. *sad face*
 Telkwa: (General Lee horn toot)
Image 251002   06-04-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
795
 
 tib gubb: dude on the left is considering the gay life
 raditzu: bathing in ladies yeeeey
 Annoying Vegan : @Korrok The holodeck.
 Korrok: Where did this come from.
 SuedeOxford: Make it so
 WTF: He's got Treks-appeal!
 Dr Awkward: So pretty. And the dancers aren't half bad looking either.
 wolfpk: Captain, we are prepared to beam you up. Picard- You do and I will kill you!!
 a robot: This picture lost some of its resolution being posted so small, but the details are great. The man in blue and the woman in red both just make me laugh
 WTF: "It's good to be the Captain!"
 trelyate: they want his captain's log
 Robespierre: "Please; call me Pat. Pat McGroin"
 dangerkeith3000: Set phasers to stunning!
Image 251001   06-04-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
827
 
 tib gubb: yeah, he does walk on two legs. he's cool, though.
 Dreforian: Day 27...He still doesn't realize we're dogs...
 Jesse P: He's hiding.
 sparename: Beagle Scout
Image 251000   06-04-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
595
 
 Troll: @Christina Damn
 sparenamelaptopdied: Pigeon poo that REALLY hurts your feet
 Butcherboy: Puddles are safer than razors. True fact
 Christina: Better than real pigeons.
Image 250999   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
687
 
 Chocolate Pain: @wolfpk Thats what I thought at first too, but then I read the fine print at the bottom
 Vivian: I can pardon myself bitches.
 wolfpk: That had a different meaning back then. Today it would read Be Happy Do Crime. So in other, this is the moto of Washington (both parties!)
 Shay: gay dooting
 DrinkMixMan: Conservative political cartoons haven't changed much.
 FabricMan: 3. Profit!
 Telkwa: Don't ask, don't tell.
 WTF: In that order.
 trelyate: this is what republicans actually believe
 Side Boob: I want to drive the pink tank!
 Air Biscuit: The pink hand strikes again.
 Nope: Only if I get a sweet anarchy torch!
Image 250998   06-04-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
385
 
 Not A Bot: Well any eligible winsome lady in Sutherington County with half a whittling of sense knows THAT.
 Robespierre: A little rhinoplasty should do the trick...
 dangerkeith3000: SLAP CHOP!
 a robot: ...."were you the ugly one?"
Image 250997   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
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